Went to court last year for taking an illegal U turn after I came from game stop and copped 2k

. I was fairly new to the area, and I noticed everything looked unfamiliar and knew I missed my turn so i hit that Uwee and I legit thought I could take a U turn there. So after I smoothly take that U turn while thinking of the 180 dunks I would be pulling with Wade, I hear the lights and see the officer tailing me

. So I pull over and this lesbian officer asking me numerous times what I did and told her I had no clue. she kept saying "be honest." Ironically I was blasting Every Girl right before she pulled me over ("Are any y'all into girls like I am? Let's be honest") After she left I went back to see if there was a no U turn sign and of course it was there... right behind a big sign, so I had about a second to see it at the speed I was going
Fast forward to the court date. I just knew I could get it overturned based off the "impeding sign"

. Even though my officer wasnt there yet, I was just ready to make my case and get this ticket overturned... UNTIL everyone else make their cases and the judge just looks at them and says youre guilty.Some people were doing a lot of stupid stuff and got away with cause their officers werent there, whole time i was just laughing. At this point im just praying my officer doesnt show up, but she did 2 cases before mines

. I just said i was guilty and they need to do something about that sign, and he just reduced the charge.
Only positive was I met this dude who gave me an internship at UMD. But you might get lucky and he might not show. I went for parking tickets last friday and none of the officers showed up.