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So I'm out of town right now visiting friends...my boy is dating this Asian chick and says her girl likes me.
I meet up with them and the night starts off good. We're club hopping and my NY swag is getting us into places for free (no ducktales).
So we're at on club and these cute black girls grab me by the arm and ask am I really with this "alright" looking Asian chick lol
She says "She can walk it off, come chill with me tonight boo"
....Against every instinct I get 2 or 3 drinks from the black girl and leave
We're now at party number 4 and I know the Dj from Brooklyn..He shouts me out while Drake is playing (I'm now a super star from an hour)
I'm taking pics with random chicks thinking I'm famous cause my clothes and shades and the Dj shouting me out.
I'm making out with this Italian waitress and the Asian girl joins in
(INSERT RICH BOY GIF)
The night is going well..THEN (cue twilight zone music)
We're riding home and get lost...the girls have to pee so we're peeing in the bushes of a mini-masion gated community, my friend's date come outand says "you're gonna have so much fun, look at the size of that thing"
Were back at their condo and the sexing commenses, she goes in her friend room and tells me strip..I proceed. She's now naked and it's poppin'
....My friend smashing so loud we hear them over two closed doors andthe stereo.
My date just stops and says..."we're not having sex"
Me "why?"
Her "how many people you been with?"
Me..."that's not fair"
Her "how many?"
Me 60ish (I'm 23)
Her "I've only been with 3 and 1/2 but I give really good h___d...but sex is sacret, you're hot but were not having sex"
So she proceeds and my friend busts in for some protection his broke twice...great, now she not in the mood for h__d...
We're so drunk it's not even funny...were like half sleep and drunk trading slick shots about our feelings...
It's now 6am and my homie says "are you ready?" (pause)
I say" yeah I been ready lets bounce and never come back I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"
She gets mad and says "...dude why are you getting all gay about it...I sucked your _________but I'm not having sex with you.
I'm not even that hot and I'm sure you can get way better so why are you mad hotshot those black girl were more than willing?"
I tell her, I'm not mad it was a joke don't trip...why are you getting defensive you're weirding me out.
She storms off on some "white-washed" drama at 7 in the morning...
I'm not even mad, but she's making me mad bysaying I'm mad....her friend says she lost in what happend over night
and they're fight because my date ruined the night/morning with the drama.
....I don't know what happend but I just felt like this was a really crazy experience worth sharing and cliffnotes wou'ldve ruined it.
Are all Asian chicks like this....the white-washed ones?
I meet up with them and the night starts off good. We're club hopping and my NY swag is getting us into places for free (no ducktales).
So we're at on club and these cute black girls grab me by the arm and ask am I really with this "alright" looking Asian chick lol
She says "She can walk it off, come chill with me tonight boo"
We're now at party number 4 and I know the Dj from Brooklyn..He shouts me out while Drake is playing (I'm now a super star from an hour)
I'm taking pics with random chicks thinking I'm famous cause my clothes and shades and the Dj shouting me out.
I'm making out with this Italian waitress and the Asian girl joins in
The night is going well..THEN (cue twilight zone music)
We're riding home and get lost...the girls have to pee so we're peeing in the bushes of a mini-masion gated community, my friend's date come outand says "you're gonna have so much fun, look at the size of that thing"
Were back at their condo and the sexing commenses, she goes in her friend room and tells me strip..I proceed. She's now naked and it's poppin'
My date just stops and says..."we're not having sex"
Me "why?"
Her "how many people you been with?"
Me..."that's not fair"
Her "how many?"
Me 60ish (I'm 23)
Her "I've only been with 3 and 1/2 but I give really good h___d...but sex is sacret, you're hot but were not having sex"
So she proceeds and my friend busts in for some protection his broke twice...great, now she not in the mood for h__d...
We're so drunk it's not even funny...were like half sleep and drunk trading slick shots about our feelings...
It's now 6am and my homie says "are you ready?" (pause)
I say" yeah I been ready lets bounce and never come back I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"
She gets mad and says "...dude why are you getting all gay about it...I sucked your _________but I'm not having sex with you.
I'm not even that hot and I'm sure you can get way better so why are you mad hotshot those black girl were more than willing?"
I tell her, I'm not mad it was a joke don't trip...why are you getting defensive you're weirding me out.
She storms off on some "white-washed" drama at 7 in the morning...
and they're fight because my date ruined the night/morning with the drama.
....I don't know what happend but I just felt like this was a really crazy experience worth sharing and cliffnotes wou'ldve ruined it.
Are all Asian chicks like this....the white-washed ones?
