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It's been a tuff summer for you huh o.p.? That meat of yours hasn't been dipped in the sweet sweet honey glaze of some lovely young lady's inner thigh. Love making is that evanescent fantasy that is slowly melting into memory like a cold cube of ice on a hot summer day? You long for that slapping of your lower torso and upper thigh against a freshly tanned summer buttocks. Well let me assist you my dry dicked compadre. First of all I want you to look in your closet and put together the flyest outfit that you have. I'm talking sport coats, suits, dress shoes or a mean peacoat. Then I want you to wash up shave and throw that professional $!% fit on and prepare to hit the club. Once you're in the club scope the scene. I want you to pick out the baddest chick you see in the whole club and I want you to approach her. Walk up to her while looking in her eyes and say, "excuse me but I just wanted to tell you that you are by far the most beautiful woman in this club that I've seen tonight and when I spotted you a few scenarios ran through my head." One scenario was the possibility of us going to a quiet place and getting to know each other." The other scenario was of me waiting for you in the parking lot and following you home.......... Your destiny is in your hands now"......... Slowly back away while looking intently into her eyes and disappear into the crowd. Now throughout the night make it an effort to make sure you make eye contact with here several times and everytime look at her like this.


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The first paragraph almost had me spitting out my water. That was golden.
 
My whip is not much to brag about right now, 84 Cutlass Supreme
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http://www.forkparty.com/8104/reasons-you-dont-have-a-girlfriend

1. Self-Confidence
Unless you’re relying on online dating, how you present yourself is probably the first thing that women notice. This doesn’t just mean in terms of physical appearance, it is about the air of confidence around you. Women are drawn to men who are confident, genuine and straightforward. Being comfortable in your own skin is huge in terms of how women perceive you.

A self-confident man does not worry about whether or not he measures up to other men. Every man is different and the confident man puts his best foot forward, so to speak. If you are unsure of yourself it is like a neon sign blinking above your head. When you’re meeting new people be sure to turn on the charm and the swag, women will see it and be drawn to it.

2. Don’t Just Rely On The Bars To Meet Girls
Looking for a girlfriend in the local drinking establishments makes the work you put in twice as hard. Most of the women do not expect to meet the right man in a bar because these places are notorious for sleazy men and one-night stands… meaning that if you do ‘get lucky’ it will most likely be with an equally sleazy girl or someone only looking for a one night stand.

If you are serious about meeting the woman who is right for you for more than just one night, don’t rely on bars. Try looking at a local fitness center or places that have group functions and events. You may be pleasantly surprised to find someone with the same interests as you which sets a better foundation for something long-term.

3. Learn To Listen
When you do meet someone that you’re interested in pay attention to the womanâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s likes and dislikes. Learning about another person is key to knowing how they think and what makes them tick. Establish a mutual interest and build on it to take your initial connection even further. This keeps their interest because you have a common ground to share. You can then take that information and use it to plan out future dates and events together.
The more dates and fun activities you have together the more apt they will be to continue seeking you out, which means you won’t have to chase them. Which leads to the next point…

4. Are You Too Needy?
Constantly calling or texting the person you have set your sights upon can drive them away. Neediness comes from not feeling secure or validated, and while the feelings can be there it is important to suppress the actions that come with it. A woman does not really want or need to be your lifeline any more than you want to be hers. Give the person some breathing room and don’t base your entire self worth or social life on them because it can build resentment and leave you lonely in no time.

5. Keep the Rejects as Friends
As frustrating and annoying being turned down is, not to mention a huge blow to the ego, this is one field where giving up and backing away should never happen. Relationships and dating is an area where no one should settle and, if done correctly, persistence can be your friend. If things don’t work out with one woman don’t rule her out completely. Instead, remain friends with a platonic relationship.
Keeping girls as friends gives you access to a new social circle where you will meet new women and have exposure that you wouldn’t have had previously. The rapport you have built with your new friends will be invaluable in meeting other women along the way. Your social circle is an asset, and that is more important than just one woman.


I'm not playing around when I say that one of my friends got some lovin by reading this damn article. I don't understand how it helped him since it was the same thing we had been telling him for the past 3 years. I guess if it's on the internet then it must be true. I must say the first date he went on was a mess though. He was way too nervous and he expected way too much from a shy girl.


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