What's the biggest L you've ever taken?

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akajaedeuce said:
sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there :smokin. I knew one of them that wuz watchin 8) cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin 8)

So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics |I. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears |I
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sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there :smokin. I knew one of them that wuz watchin 8) cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin 8)

So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics |I. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears |I
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Yo! :rofl:

It's all good though man. I haven't ever been dunked on, but I feel your pain lol.
 
akajaedeuce said:
 
sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there
smokin.gif
. I knew one of them that wuz watchin
glasses.gif
cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin
glasses.gif


So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics
tired.gif
. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears
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sckid20

SportsCenter is in your name, but for the wrong reasons. Damn.
 
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I was at work waiting to get off so i was texting my boy about my boss' wife via text message. We was going back and forth, a pretty steady convo, then I sent a text saying, "Angela is the slowest mutha****in' b_tch to get in this place, jeez."

......

......

......

Waiting for a reply............didn't come..........so i look at my phone again..............

turns out I sent that text to my boss' wife. 
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She walked in, looked at me with this face "
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" and I hit her with some sort of bs apology with this face "
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The only reason I didn't get fired was because I was such a stellar employee so I guess that was good. Still tho, Lesson learned.
 
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sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there
smokin.gif
. I knew one of them that wuz watchin
glasses.gif
cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin
glasses.gif


So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics
tired.gif
. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears
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bruh...what other L's you got that are bigger than this?
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Calypso Chanta said:
 
I was at work waiting to get off so i was texting my boy about my boss' wife via text message. We was going back and forth, a pretty steady convo, then I sent a text saying, "Angela is the slowest mutha****in' b_tch to get in this place, jeez."

......

......

......

Waiting for a reply............didn't come..........so i look at my phone again..............

turns out I sent that text to my boss' wife. 
mean.gif
laugh.gif


She walked in, looked at me with this face "
tired.gif
" and I hit her with some sort of bs apology with this face "
ohwell.gif
"

The only reason I didn't get fired was because I was such a stellar employee so I guess that was good. Still tho, Lesson learned.
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boss lowkey probably thinks the same thing

my biggest L has just been putting these girls on pedestals and not being attentive to when a girl is interesteds
 
Dead SC kid SC kid story... So many tears bruh..

"These frat dudes were pouring out their beers" :rofl:


"Chicks were taking instagram pics" :rofl:
 
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Damn SC...

That's almost as bad as the L Murda Mook took from Millz
 
sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there :smokin. I knew one of them that wuz watchin 8) cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin 8)

So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics |I. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears |I
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I AM IN TEARS ...THANK YOU AND THANK YOU
 
I got a crazy L...I had been flirting with a secretary at school and got the digits. she comes by first night for dinner and chills in bed with me for a min. goes home and starts emailing me that she wanna come back the next day. pumping my head up talking bout she like what she felt in my pants and whatnot...keep in mind I'm 22 and she 35

so the next day all I can think about is hitting this cougar RIGHT! I used to take vitamin E pills to keep the unit strong (uncle put me on freshman year) but for some reason I'm ODn taking too many pills wanting to tear it up.

she gets to the crib but wouldn't give me dome, which was like my medicine. I'm like a deer in headlights bc I could not get up. so she on top of me while I'm trying to get my unit up. I swear in like two strokes my pole went rocket and I shot nut all over her back LMAO. I was so embarrassed. :smh:
 
Instead I went to Hess and bought a freakin Heineken while I'm in Hess I'm constantly wandering off and was looking at the lottery ticket I wonder why! Aww man. Yall this sucks.
 
so the numbers you always play finally hit last night and you didn't play them? and you missed out on more than half a mill??? YOU WIN
 
AntBanks81 said:
so the numbers you always play finally hit last night and you didn't play them? and you missed out on more than half a mill??? YOU WIN
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Dog! I was in here the night before sleeping on the floor just thinking. So basically I write down these four numbers and I'm thinking about playing the lotto because it was a play 4 and it cost more than the normal lottery., but I was willing to risk the $6 to play by picking my own numbers. Dog. I check the lotto like 30 mins ago and those numbers were the winners. I have no idea what to do now... I didn't play my numbers I went to buy a Heineken instead.. because its kinda far and I just got here to Florida. I missed out of half a million bro.
 
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