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so who wins the grimiest award?
What's the grimiest thing you've ever done?
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so who wins the grimiest award?
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AKA DOMSKI OK!!!!!Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze
Originally Posted by Kramer
It's time someone told this story
Been here long enough to know this story...
I think it was something along lines of MrP. smashing Dunks' bestfriend (who is also a NTker btw), resulting in beef between Dunks and ol' girl.
Dunks and the girl were also roomates at the time, and P revealed the info. only to spite Dunks--word to "ask your [roomate] how she spent her summer..."
Laughter and drama ensued when all 3 brought the drama onto NT...
Dude stayed with the girl problems back then...hence the subsequent nickname, Mr.L--which was coined by starbucksGTD (or something along those lines).
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BRUH I FORGOT I HAD THAT NAME
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AKA DOMSKI OK!!!!!Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze
Originally Posted by Kramer
It's time someone told this story
Been here long enough to know this story...
I think it was something along lines of MrP. smashing Dunks' bestfriend (who is also a NTker btw), resulting in beef between Dunks and ol' girl.
Dunks and the girl were also roomates at the time, and P revealed the info. only to spite Dunks--word to "ask your [roomate] how she spent her summer..."
Laughter and drama ensued when all 3 brought the drama onto NT...
Dude stayed with the girl problems back then...hence the subsequent nickname, Mr.L--which was coined by starbucksGTD (or something along those lines).
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BRUH I FORGOT I HAD THAT NAME
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Its a three way tie between my man who smashed in front of the nephew, the guy who made the poor kid drink "pinnapple" soda, and the guy who wiped his junk on his roomates gf's bread...
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Its a three way tie between my man who smashed in front of the nephew, the guy who made the poor kid drink "pinnapple" soda, and the guy who wiped his junk on his roomates gf's bread...
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My junior year of high school, there was this gay Mexican dude who thought it was funny to get really close to dudes and grab their posteriors. It pissed everybody off but nothing could be done to him because every girl liked him and the school admins protected him like he was a foreign dignitary. This continued for about a month. One day in gym class we were changing in the locker room and he dry humps my buddy from behind while he was taking a whizz in a urinal. After a whole lot of yelling the gym teacher refused to believe what happened and warned us about doing anything. Well we decided enough was enough. So after school we drive to his house and wait for him to get home. He and another ayo friend of his get off the school bus and we proceed to beat the &%$@ out of both of them. I mean it was 6 on 2 and we were ruthless. His mom came out of the house and started screaming but we continued to beat them down. After a while we ran off. The next day at school the police come and arrest 3 of my buddies because they were the only ones the kid recognized. I got off clean but I still cringe when I think about how bad we messed him up. His face was almost unrecognizable
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My junior year of high school, there was this gay Mexican dude who thought it was funny to get really close to dudes and grab their posteriors. It pissed everybody off but nothing could be done to him because every girl liked him and the school admins protected him like he was a foreign dignitary. This continued for about a month. One day in gym class we were changing in the locker room and he dry humps my buddy from behind while he was taking a whizz in a urinal. After a whole lot of yelling the gym teacher refused to believe what happened and warned us about doing anything. Well we decided enough was enough. So after school we drive to his house and wait for him to get home. He and another ayo friend of his get off the school bus and we proceed to beat the &%$@ out of both of them. I mean it was 6 on 2 and we were ruthless. His mom came out of the house and started screaming but we continued to beat them down. After a while we ran off. The next day at school the police come and arrest 3 of my buddies because they were the only ones the kid recognized. I got off clean but I still cringe when I think about how bad we messed him up. His face was almost unrecognizable
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^^ Dude was using his homosexuality as a crutch to get away with whatever and that's not cool at all... There is nothing wrong with being gay but he crossed the line. That said I don't know if beating the tar out of dude and his buddy was the right way to go about it but when I was that age who knows how I would have reacted.. Damn!
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^^ Dude was using his homosexuality as a crutch to get away with whatever and that's not cool at all... There is nothing wrong with being gay but he crossed the line. That said I don't know if beating the tar out of dude and his buddy was the right way to go about it but when I was that age who knows how I would have reacted.. Damn!
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Originally Posted by AZwildcats
My junior year of high school, there was this gay Mexican dude who thought it was funny to get really close to dudes and grab their posteriors. It pissed everybody off but nothing could be done to him because every girl liked him and the school admins protected him like he was a foreign dignitary. This continued for about a month. One day in gym class we were changing in the locker room and he dry humps my buddy from behind while he was taking a whizz in a urinal. After a whole lot of yelling the gym teacher refused to believe what happened and warned us about doing anything. Well we decided enough was enough. So after school we drive to his house and wait for him to get home. He and another ayo friend of his get off the school bus and we proceed to beat the &%$@ out of both of them. I mean it was 6 on 2 and we were ruthless. His mom came out of the house and started screaming but we continued to beat them down. After a while we ran off. The next day at school the police come and arrest 3 of my buddies because they were the only ones the kid recognized. I got off clean but I still cringe when I think about how bad we messed him up. His face was almost unrecognizable
Damn. Lucky you ain't catch that good ol hate crime brody
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Originally Posted by AZwildcats
My junior year of high school, there was this gay Mexican dude who thought it was funny to get really close to dudes and grab their posteriors. It pissed everybody off but nothing could be done to him because every girl liked him and the school admins protected him like he was a foreign dignitary. This continued for about a month. One day in gym class we were changing in the locker room and he dry humps my buddy from behind while he was taking a whizz in a urinal. After a whole lot of yelling the gym teacher refused to believe what happened and warned us about doing anything. Well we decided enough was enough. So after school we drive to his house and wait for him to get home. He and another ayo friend of his get off the school bus and we proceed to beat the &%$@ out of both of them. I mean it was 6 on 2 and we were ruthless. His mom came out of the house and started screaming but we continued to beat them down. After a while we ran off. The next day at school the police come and arrest 3 of my buddies because they were the only ones the kid recognized. I got off clean but I still cringe when I think about how bad we messed him up. His face was almost unrecognizable
Damn. Lucky you ain't catch that good ol hate crime brody
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When I was in 6th grade there was this kid Eli. He was a know it all super annoying, nerd of a kid. He had noooooo friends though. I really did feel bad for him. My buddy and I had a candy hustle at the time, we got to do the candy sales and started embezzlin a $1 off every $2 or so haahahah. Anyways, we decided that it was time to step up our stupid activities. So....i pretended to be reallllyyyyyy nice to this kid all day and just chatted with him and what not (we had a plan). So, during lunch me and him are just chatting and I give my boy the signal (taking off my cap and pretending to wipe off sweat). So this dude is chatting up a fire, telling me bout his new lego set that he just got and I'm over there just nodding and keeping him going with the oh ye, oh that's sweet, what color yada questions. My boy was behind him unzipping his backpack (the little pocket) and found a $20 bill. He holds it up over his head and dips. I'm ike ight I gotta get out of here. I bounce, my friend and I run to his tape, tape that dollar up in our clubhouse and put on some I believe I can fly and just feel like kings. Looking back...i think the kid knew what happened when he realized his $20 was gone, but he was rich and had no friends and I don't even think he cared..he was just happy I talked to him. I always regretted that.......nothing I've ever done in my life has felt as grimy as I did when i did that. (it felt great then, just the after effect). We jacked pokemon and fake watches from the swap meet all the time after that, did a whole bunch of other nonsense...but I never felt as grimy as that. Good to know I don't have what it takes to be a real con man, me and my damn feelings haha.
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When I was in 6th grade there was this kid Eli. He was a know it all super annoying, nerd of a kid. He had noooooo friends though. I really did feel bad for him. My buddy and I had a candy hustle at the time, we got to do the candy sales and started embezzlin a $1 off every $2 or so haahahah. Anyways, we decided that it was time to step up our stupid activities. So....i pretended to be reallllyyyyyy nice to this kid all day and just chatted with him and what not (we had a plan). So, during lunch me and him are just chatting and I give my boy the signal (taking off my cap and pretending to wipe off sweat). So this dude is chatting up a fire, telling me bout his new lego set that he just got and I'm over there just nodding and keeping him going with the oh ye, oh that's sweet, what color yada questions. My boy was behind him unzipping his backpack (the little pocket) and found a $20 bill. He holds it up over his head and dips. I'm ike ight I gotta get out of here. I bounce, my friend and I run to his tape, tape that dollar up in our clubhouse and put on some I believe I can fly and just feel like kings. Looking back...i think the kid knew what happened when he realized his $20 was gone, but he was rich and had no friends and I don't even think he cared..he was just happy I talked to him. I always regretted that.......nothing I've ever done in my life has felt as grimy as I did when i did that. (it felt great then, just the after effect). We jacked pokemon and fake watches from the swap meet all the time after that, did a whole bunch of other nonsense...but I never felt as grimy as that. Good to know I don't have what it takes to be a real con man, me and my damn feelings haha.
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this thread was amazing
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this thread was amazing
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Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz
Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and askedhim to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.
I don't know why but this had me
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Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz
Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and askedhim to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.
I don't know why but this had me
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Originally Posted by onewearz
i had a threesome with my cousin's fiancée and her sister who was also engaged to another friend at the time. told my cousin 2 days later, they broke up and he strangely enough he wasn't angry with me at all. i felt like the ultimate dirtbag but we never told my other friend. he aint very stable, people woulda definitely died
till this day they're still together .........
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Originally Posted by onewearz
i had a threesome with my cousin's fiancée and her sister who was also engaged to another friend at the time. told my cousin 2 days later, they broke up and he strangely enough he wasn't angry with me at all. i felt like the ultimate dirtbag but we never told my other friend. he aint very stable, people woulda definitely died
till this day they're still together .........
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My dude wrote a song, with a chorus and everythingOriginally Posted by I AM KNOWLEDGE
[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?
I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)
I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)
I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)
If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself
I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
ake Own Startin with me
This is a song, ya'll probably didn't realize it because it's a country song.
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My dude wrote a song, with a chorus and everythingOriginally Posted by I AM KNOWLEDGE
[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?
I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)
I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)
I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)
If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself
I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
ake Own Startin with me
This is a song, ya'll probably didn't realize it because it's a country song.
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I can't breathe.
i'm crying trying so hard not to laugh in class
that whole story is +%!$!! up
im not mytmouse but I simply cant think of anything that compares to what you guys said.
what is that suppose to mean?