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Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg
Dude you must have had NO positive role models growing up.Originally Posted by LDJ
When we were kids i would visit my g ma in the A. And we would drop bricks/rocks off the freeway and try to hit windshields. That or would run into the middle of the street whenever we saw cop cars we would run out and throw bricks/rocks at their windshield and run to the other side of the street and hide into the woods.
Also would layout m80's and cherrybombs various other firecrackers on speed bumps and when cars ride past pop snap under they cars they would think flat tire or someone was shooting. We would fill garbage cans with old garbage etc old collards and the juice etc and add water to it. We would then lean the cans against the door of ppls houses, and knock ring the doorbell like hell. When they open the door all the old smelly food and garbage would flood inside their homes. We would leave open $#*tty diapers in ppl mailboxes. Pee in water balloons and bomb ppl with them. Ppl who gave crappy halloween candy we would take old nasty food in tupperwear and pour the juices in their air/heat vents.
I once mixxed up some stay hard liquids i got from starship enterprise in his coca cola. Had him at attention for like a day. Friend fell asleep put a sandwhich bag of change in his mouth, and poured jalepeno hot sauce etc in his mouth. LOl got up and tried 2 spit it out drink but mouth was full of change.
Um my baby mother and i got into it at a theme park she tried to attack me and i used a stun gun on her. My neighbors dog use to get out and tear up my garbage(didnt know it was his dog at the time) So i laid poison on the rim and around the garbage cans. He got into it and got sick and died. Never told it was me. I substituted my cusins black magic(for ppl who arent of ethinic its a cream you use to rub on ur face etc and it removes facial hair without shaving) with nair. It completely removed the skin off his face lol. It was all fleshy pink. And it looked just like a 5 oclock shadow except it was pinkiesh color.DAMN
Lol nah we was just wild crazy ghetto kids. Plus i always made good grades etc and nver at the scene of crime so i always for the most part got away.
Once i loosen the screws on a trampoline and afat friend got stuck in the gaps between the springs. lol that was hi lar ri ous. Shootout windows with bb guns.Heated door handles and lol at ppl when the grabbed them. Add bleach to super soakers and shoot at chicks who thought they were all that, fresh new outfits beruined lol. Saran wrap on the toilet seats at school. man goodtimes as a kid.