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If it ain't 8 inches it aint worth my time
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If it ain't 8 inches it aint worth my time
Abortion without my consultation
Taken from the same thread on BB
"I got sick and had the flu one time and my GF came over to see me.
She baked me brownies and brought over a simpsons VHS she had recorded little treehouse of horrors.
We watched it together and ate a few brownies.
Eventual she got up and left. I walked her out and went back in my room to finish the show.
Right before the show ended the tape cut to something horrible.
It showed my GF giving a guy a bj.
She lifted her head off him and spit the *** in a bowl of what appeared to be brownie mix.
She began mixing the *** in and said "sorry hun I found someone who can satisfy me better than you. Goodbye"
"You sure you hard? " then she giggled
"You sure you hard? " then she giggled
Originally Posted by damnitzdom
Yeah. I'm going to take some pics. My **** is long, but I want it to be thicker. Before, it was Tayshaun Prince. Thanks to Extenze, it's LeBron James now.
It was so good I had to post it on instagram.
Let it go man.
Chances are Mahogany is somewhere getting bukkake'd on a casting couch right this very moment.
a girl told me she'd want to date me if i was taller.
As far as saying anything to me I'm right there with you.No girl has said something that has shattered my feelings...yet.
You'd be surprised. For some chicks it's a straight up requirement. They know what they're doing and they like it.Girls actually care about this?
I'm sure it happened to some guy somewhereYou have to take every post on BB with a grain of salt.
I dread this like nothing else. Especially if she does it and get backs with me letting me smash like nothing happened. Most females don't even know if I found out they did that I would cut them off for life and I've done that to females for a lot less.O man this thread has cruelty but thats....something.Originally Posted by RickyBattalion View Post
Abortion without my consultation
Man some of these stories I got a couple but this one still burns till this day and yes I am still bitter even though it happened 10 years ago.
My freshman year in high school had the biggest crush on this cheerleader/gymnast. Thought she was perfect, I attempted to ask her out and she declined. Turns she has a crush on one of my best friends who is an upper classmen, like she is obsessed but he wont give her the time of day. No big deal we hung out with the same circle of friends so we were always around each other so we were cool. FFW to the summer before our Junior year, I have a car now and am doing pretty well in football and alots of people have taken notice. I get done with lifting and she ask me if I could take her home, I say yes. Take her home, and ask me if I wanted to hang out later on. Of course I say yes, she comes over and sits on my bed and proceeds to say "Are we going to smash of what?" My eyes light up and we do the deed. We end up hooking up a lot for the rest of the summer doing couply things (movies, bbqs,parties), when I asked her to be my gf she said no I dont want us to complicate things. I say cool, so we smashing into the school year and football season. When ever she was down I would bring her flowers or starbucks. She dropped the "L" bomb one me as well. One day I was helping her with homework and she says she has to tell me something and i cant get mad. She then tells she had been smashing my best friend who was the upper classmen the entire time we were "dating". And that she was only messing around with me to keep him around. MY heart dropped. I didnt eat sleep or nothing for days.
To this day that stuff still bothers me!
I found out a few years later threw the grapevine. And I didn't really do anything. I didn't have to. Her whole life has unraveled since I left. She lost her job, men treat her like a jumpoff, she burned every bridge she had and lost a lot of friends due to her lies and deception, and has become depressed. Meanwhile I upgraded to a loyal and beautiful Brazillian woman with a stable career, have a better relationship with my daughter than her, copped a new whip, stayed in great shape, my apartment is fresh, and my money is right. What makes it even worse is that I didn't have any backlash, and did my thing without her.
Like Nas said, Life is Good.
Taken from the same thread on BB
"I got sick and had the flu one time and my GF came over to see me.
She baked me brownies and brought over a simpsons VHS she had recorded little treehouse of horrors.
We watched it together and ate a few brownies.
Eventual she got up and left. I walked her out and went back in my room to finish the show.
Right before the show ended the tape cut to something horrible.
It showed my GF giving a guy a bj.
She lifted her head off him and spit the *** in a bowl of what appeared to be brownie mix.
She began mixing the *** in and said "sorry hun I found someone who can satisfy me better than you. Goodbye"
I don't want to live on this planet any more.