Who Pees Up?

[eghckk]

Originally Posted by hellaones

on yo knees fam?

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

Originally Posted by theDEEK

I like to give myself a challenge, so I leave it and use the arch like I'm playing Gunbound

 

[boys noize]

Originally Posted by heaVINsent15

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by Club29

sometimes my stream splits into two seperate streams.

yo, me too, what the !+%@ is up with that, pisses me off, no pun intended

Yeah in the morning sometimes my +@## forks and I'm jumping around and shaking trying to get it back to one stream

This is the worst.

 

[crank lucas]

Originally Posted by RavageBX

No tellin which way its goin after a good nut

thats why you piss in the shower, no worries!!!

make sure you dont get it on the soap scrub though

 

[1c3m4m]

Originally Posted by Boys Noize

Originally Posted by heaVINsent15

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by Club29

sometimes my stream splits into two seperate streams.

yo, me too, what the !+%@ is up with that, pisses me off, no pun intended

Yeah in the morning sometimes my +@## forks and I'm jumping around and shaking trying to get it back to one stream

This is the worst.

Thank god ya have the same problems, thought my penis was ******ed or somethin

 

[doosta45]

whenever i have morning wood, i just put my hand on the wall and lean forward. thats the only way the piss will make it in the toilet until the blood leavesthe penis and it goes limp.

the two stream crap catches me off guard all the time. like whoa whoa i can only concentrate on one stream. either the toilet paper getting wet or im peeing inthe bathtub.

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by doosta45

whenever i have morning wood, i just put my hand on the wall and lean forward. thats the only way the piss will make it in the toilet until the blood leaves the penis and it goes limp.

the two stream crap catches me off guard all the time. like whoa whoa i can only concentrate on one stream. either the toilet paper getting wet or im peeing in the bathtub.

I hate when that happens in the morning. Then I'm tall

 

[suckafree85]

Originally Posted by Club29

sometimes my stream splits into two seperate streams.

That happens to me when I just get done busting a nut.

 

[majik214]

This is the first time I've seen this on NT. Good Topic.


I thought I was the only one my piss forked on. I hate that, it gets all over the seat. SMH.


When my meat is up, I gotta put my hand on the wall and lean forward like dude said earlier.

 

[razzle dazzle]

OP, you got that fountain action going on with your weewee?

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by swendro88

 

[chewtoy112]

Wow, good to know others have variable angle 2 streamers going, too. The worst is boner pees in a urinal....guaranteed splash-back unless you stand like 2-3feet away, but then you're exposed. Talk about dilemma.

 

[a55a5in11]

i just hate it when im standing there and all the sudden it decides to go in random ways that its not aimed at. always sneaks up on me

 

[lovemysole]

What the ..... but I couldn't help but laugh. Glad women don't have these issues?

 

[taimaishu123]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by Club29

sometimes my stream splits into two seperate streams.

yo, me too, what the !+%@ is up with that, pisses me off, no pun intended

lint.

or ejaculation. thats why ur supposed to pee after you ejaculate to get rid of everything left.

just go and pee real quick after you fap so you dont wake up and pee all over ur wall/floor

 

[35kd]

Originally Posted by rodster831

Wow, I thought I was the only one who had this kind of stuff

good to know I'm not alone

Word. I thought my penis was 'special' or something

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

morning wood pisses are the worst

 

[jch3]

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by Club29

sometimes my stream splits into two seperate streams.

yo, me too, what the !+%@ is up with that, pisses me off, no pun intended

That has me

.

 

[sheistbugz]

lol. the worst is those last few drops that occasionally sneak out at the end just as your zipping up, like when your too lazy to do the whole shakedownroutine. Especially when youre wearing like khaki or a color like that, and there are those few drops just chillin there on your clothe making me look like atotal douche until i notice it.

 

[ptrakarn23]

hate it when ya wake up sometimes disoriented, go to take a fat piss and don't notice your stream shooting off in a 40 degree angle to another side so yamiss the entire bowl for a sec or 2 and have to wipe the floor...

@ the ******ed penis comment..

 

[gabe gotti]

This place.

 

[93snakedfox]

Originally Posted by hellaones

on yo knees fam?

Seriously.

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

 

[durden7]

When I clicked into this I was expecting an absolute ROAST of OP. It's such a weird topic, but its like everyone banded together and is on the same page.

What a weird, wacky scenario.

 

[r0yalty]

Originally Posted by lovemysole

What the ..... but I couldn't help but laugh. Glad women don't have these issues?

Trust us, your issues are worse than ours.

 

[chicityk7]

Originally Posted by StonedFace

sometimes my pee has the same effect as blocking the end of a hose with your finger, alotta wiping has to be done

+1