"Worst Excuse somebody told you?"...Tired to kill herself ? who

nothingbefore

nothingbefore

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Was going to get some action tonight around 7'oclock...in my drop top cruising the streets .. ooppss :my bad:

but anyway it was all going good till she made the call

" my bad papi ... my sister's friend is trying to kill herself .... we gotta get her to help ... funny thing is i dont even know her ....welll maybenext weekend baby...hehehe "

She kept on talking but who is trying to hear that...HUNG UP QUICK

I mean like smh

I know somebody had to heard worst..... make me feel better extra [][]
 
I can't, I'm eating.

I don't even know you.

and the like

BS come on how are you going to stay in and do nothing. i swear some people rather sit on their #+%+ all day...
 
Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

im tired. then i go to a party later and see shorty there

i deleted the b--- quick fast.
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Thats funny, yet sad. I would have ended her also.
 
The worst is when shes drunk textin you talking about "I'm gonna tear you up" and she doin all that dirty talkin but when you call her
she don't pick up ..
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Some of my boys..

Me: Yo, we 'gon come pick you up.
Him: Nah, I ain't got a ride.
Me: We picking you up!
Him: Oh, I'm at my moms right now. Sorry, I can't come.

He pitched out at the last minute.
 
Originally Posted by CoolGrayGrey

I can't, I'm eating.

I don't even know you.

and the like

BS come on how are you going to stay in and do nothing. i swear some people rather sit on their #+%+ all day...
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I feel you and all but if she doesn't know you...
 
Originally Posted by Nktran001

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Some of my boys..

Me: Yo, we 'gon come pick you up.
Him: Nah, I ain't got a ride.
Me: We picking you up!
Him: Oh, I'm at my moms right now. Sorry, I can't come.

He pitched out at the last minute.
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Originally Posted by NothingBefore


" my bad papi ... my sister's friend is trying to kill herself .... we gotta get her to help ... funny thing is i dont even know her ....welll maybe next weekend baby...hehehe "
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i swear that go to be the funniset excuse ive ever heard
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I dont think we should because I squirt and don't want to get my bed wet
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left her crib and felt like i was in a weird middle place where I was disguisted yet intrigued.
 
Originally Posted by Nktran001

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Some of my boys..

Me: Yo, we 'gon come pick you up.
Him: Nah, I ain't got a ride.
Me: We picking you up!
Him: Oh, I'm at my moms right now. Sorry, I can't come.

He pitched out at the last minute.
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my friends mom holds him hostage, so he never goes outside.....this is after we graduated HIGH SCHOOL.

Us: yo, u wanna come with us to the mall.
Him: um......
Us: dammit answer the question
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, do u wanna go?
Him: id have to ask my mom
Us: ahhhhhhhh !!#$ ,
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Him: uhhh, could u ask her for me?
Us:
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..........yes. put her on the phone.
His mom: yes?
Us: can he come with us to the mall.
His mom: no, we had company over yesterday and he needs some down time.
Us:
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My boy: we comming to get you
My boy: yo, we outside your house
My boy: yo, dont come outside yet, dont come outside, we gonna call u back when we want u to come out
Me: what? how u gonna tell me not to come outside? this my neighborhood +#%!%, whats the problem?
My boy: aye, just dont come outside.
Me: **looks out window** everything looks normal
Me: ** goes outside....... sees everybody outside with guns pointed @ each other yellin.
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well, that aint really a bad excuse. but still
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oh, the absolute WORST excuse ever.

me: hey, i havent heard from u in a while
anybody: " I WAS BUSY"

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in the age of cell phones, texts, email, myspace, facebook, you cant take the time out just to say "hi"
 
Originally Posted by KoolKatz

Originally Posted by NothingBefore


" my bad papi ... my sister's friend is trying to kill herself .... we gotta get her to help ... funny thing is i dont even know her ....welll maybe next weekend baby...hehehe "
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i swear that go to be the funniset excuse ive ever heard
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My game was thrown off
 
oh snap

I was having a meeting with a client and a third party was supposed to come...so we called dude to find out his status

dude says "OMG my best friend is dying"

i started dying of laughter and my first response was "Oh s---...damn"
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Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

my friends mom holds him hostage, so he never goes outside.....this is after we graduated HIGH SCHOOL.

Us: yo, u wanna come with us to the mall.
Him: um......
Us: dammit answer the question
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, do u wanna go?
Him: id have to ask my mom
Us: ahhhhhhhh !!#$ ,
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Him: uhhh, could u ask her for me?
Us:
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..........yes. put her on the phone.
His mom: yes?
Us: can he come with us to the mall.
His mom: no, we had company over yesterday and he needs some down time.
Us:
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Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

oh snap

I was having a meeting with a client and a third party was supposed to come...so we called dude to find out his status

dude says "OMG my best friend is dying"

i started dying of laughter and my first response was "Oh s---...damn"
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I've had females say..."I got class tomorrow." or "I got to go to work tomorrow."

It's like...not even midnight and their class and work isn't until damn near noon if not after. You need over 12 hours of sleep?
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"idk" makes me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo $%#@%%* angry.
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What you mean you don't know? Are you brain dead?

Or..."I don't feel like driving." then...I let them know I'm coming TO THEM. "Oh...I'm tired." All you have to do is sit yourlazy @*@ down and wait on my arrival.
 
that's sad ..

but not as sad as:

her "I'm here papi"
me "Me too, where you at"
her "here"
me "here, where"
her "yo stop playing games or imma leave"
me "wth, but I'm here - just come outside right quick"
her "ok, I'm outside"
me loosing my patience "wth are you at"
her "yo you F-up I'm out"
Click ...

me call her house private - mother answer - she just went in the bathroom call back in 5 ..

I swear chick had to hid for about a month - I told her %*# if I saw her I was going to jack her up ...

damn I was young and that felt ugh!!!
 
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

my friends mom holds him hostage, so he never goes outside.....this is after we graduated HIGH SCHOOL.

Us: yo, u wanna come with us to the mall.
Him: um......
Us: dammit answer the question
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, do u wanna go?
Him: id have to ask my mom
Us: ahhhhhhhh !!#$ ,
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Him: uhhh, could u ask her for me?
Us:
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..........yes. put her on the phone.
His mom: yes?
Us: can he come with us to the mall.
His mom: no, we had company over yesterday and he needs some down time.
Us:
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