"Worst Excuse somebody told you?"...Tired to kill herself ? who

[dendanskesimon]

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

My boy: we comming to get you
My boy: yo, we outside your house
My boy: yo, dont come outside yet, dont come outside, we gonna call u back when we want u to come out
Me: what? how u gonna tell me not to come outside? this my neighborhood +#%!%, whats the problem?
My boy: aye, just dont come outside.
Me: **looks out window** everything looks normal
Me: ** goes outside....... sees everybody outside with guns pointed @ each other yellin.

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LOL! da F?

 

[russ tha g]

"My dad is disintegrating."

She thinks her dad has leprosy.

It wasn't an excuse, but it was something she said to me one time. I figured it was so stupid that I had to contribute it.

 

[kingjerms]

I told my mans that I had just fell down the stairs..it was the first thing that came in mind

 

[coolnificent]

 

[de la money]

me: what u doin tonite @9:00pm
her: the club with my homegirls for my bday
me: cool, i'll help celebrate it with out
her: cool i'll let u know
....its nom=w 11:00pm
me: u go still goin
her: i dont know, my friends actin like they dont wanna go
...its now 11:30
me: what u doin now
her: at home
me: can i come thru since ur friends bailed on u for ur bday
her: not right now im helping my mom do dishes
me: Word!....So ur doing household chores for ur bday
her: no i aint doin chores
me: so let me swing thru
her: im helping my mom
me: wack! Gnite.

Cliffnotes
1. i roasted her after that and aint talk to her for 2days