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Don't know if this has been posted or not, if so just delete it. Def Sounds rips into Charles Hamilton The Pink Ranger.
My Dearest Charles Hamilton (no !+!#),
Before I continue , I just wanna say--though I'm not your biggest fan..or much of a fan at all, I do think you have some lyrical skill. I said it the very first time I noted your music and proceeded to call you mentally ******ed and I'll say it again now. The problem is, you talk too god damn much--not only that, but for someone who is extremely new to the game, you seem to speak as if we (hip hop fans) owe you something.
You seem to think that just because you're doing something different, we all need to acknowledge and idolize you for it. We don't...so stop getting mad when people say they don't like you, you are NOT the future of hip hop. With that said, I only threw this together cause of the vid below, I think this was recorded back in September, but it was taken offline for a while after some members from Defsounds went over to Hamilton's blog and +++* on him. Skip to the 2 minute mark. Props to illroots for re-liberating it.
23 Reasons Why no one likes Charles Hamilton:
You've used two cop outs already...Uncle Luke and Soulja Boy...The soulja boy cop out still counts cause your "people" only realized they could use it as a marketing tool AFTER you @!$%$** out.
You talk about females and colors like a virgin in highschool. "I like pink cause it's the color of the womb"....harlem *#%%+ you gay.
You're first official single is about Brooklyn girls, that is NOT wavy..Harlem should be ashamed of you.
Your hair is always nappy, you are NOT Lauryn Hill--cut that $$%% out..groom yourself.�
You're a disloyal ingrate. - You betrayed the blogger community that embraced you for the most� part and released your final +%%@!% mixtape through a not-so-blogger friendly website.
If master splinter and frankenberry had a ******ed offspring..it'd be you.
You have no charisma on tracks--your flow is lazy and your lyrics are generally subpar, you are not the future of hip hop.
#%$ is this:
Your face looks like your breath smells like eggs and cigarettes.
You talk too god damn much.
You dismiss any criticism from any site or blogger as hating...when sometimes they have very valid points. (See bad breath comment and this).
You call yourself the "Pink Ranger."
The Pink ranger was a @+!#+...you're just a $@@##@##*.
You come up with awful nicknames for yourself.
Out of all the characters out there, you picked one that just runs...even Yoshi kicked a *#%%+ here and there.
You gave props to wikipedia as a credible source after trying to insult my intelligence. Yes. You did that.
You don't even have a wikipedia page! AHAA
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You keep tabs of bloggers and site members that diss you. Yes. You do that.
You remind me of Dookie from the Wire.
No one knows exactly why you're even semi-relevant.
If Mr. Bentley and Kanye had a gay romp fest one night--you'd be the end result.
You're involved in a fake e-cripple fight with Soulja Boy. We don't really care who wins, we're more interested in watching two ******s kick each other.
You compare yourself to Kanye West, you're no where near as lyrically creative or consistent.
I still believe you come off as a mentally ******ed person--no one likes mentally ******ed people, that's why they take em to the park at night and keep em indoors during the day.
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Now for everyone that's about to say "Damn you actually took time outta your day to write this up, you lame!"...It actually didn't involve that much effort--most of these are very obvious.�
Sincerely,�
- The Management
http://www.defsounds.com/blogs/My_dearest_charles_hamilton_no_homohttp://www.defsounds.com/..._charles_hamilton_no_homo
Dude is mad lame though.
