NT.. How weird are you??? Proud to be weird....

I use to fake fap with left hand to not let right forearm get bigger so people won't notice I fapped.
 
The weirdest thing that I can recall in terms of imaginary situations is I picture someone accusing me of a dastardly crime and I'm in court dazzling the onlookers with an eloquent and detailed explanation as to why their accusations are absurd. I real deal get a thrill from picturing people's eyes light up at my linguistic ability to escape false charges. Almost the same thrill that I get when I imagine myself dunking on someone.

:lol: :pimp:

Have you read Perfume by Patrick Suskind? You would love it.
 
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Is it weird I want some older yambz...I'm talking forty five year old white women yambz. Work at a restauraunt and I some of these older womenZ are cuties and they look like they might be freaks. Swear they look at me on some pron steez... Ill tell you what though, bodies fade but a cute face is a cute face. Hopefully you can catch me on the web, starring in 'sleep with my wife five...I ain't eem know'
 
I have been very open for my love love of mature yambs. I have only turned it down once, and that didn't go so well for me :smh:

But 38-56 and in shape is my sweet stop.

#TeamExploitedMoms :smokin
 
How would I go about obtaining older yambz? I'm to good at conversation, need to be straight up with these older yambz I guess.
 
i didnt read the thread, so i dont know the direction its going.

but, I DO NOT ALLOW CLOTHES THAT WERE OUTSIDE/WORN (BASICALLY NOT CLEAN OR HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE SINCE BEING WASHED), ON MY BED

I'm like this too lol. It's like a home & away thing. :nerd:

On a weirdness scale, I'm like a good 7-8.

Whenever I assess my songs & genres of music on my phone(not a vast amount of genres but not sticking to just what I loved growing up), I feel kinda weird on how I have a taste on a bunch of stuff lol . Mix of crappy, cheesy, good & great songs there haha. Preference.
 
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