Anti - jokes

[proshares]

the red bucket in disguise had me cracking up.

 

[numba1kickrocka]

Originally Posted by xX LeGod Xx

Knock Knock

Who's There?

It's the Police. Your wife's been in a terrible accident.

This one had me

 

[ruxxx]

 

[djprestige21]

A man walks into a bar.

His Alcoholism is destroying his family.

 

[jerome in the house]

Originally Posted by DJprestige21

A man walks into a bar.

His Alcoholism is destroying his family.

by far the best one

 

[bottom74bottom]

Originally Posted by tripleDUNK



YO DAWG SO WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING BEVERAGES WHILE YOU DRIVE SO WE PUT A CUP HOLDER IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR BEVERAGE WHILE YOU TRAVEL

 

[sid nasty]

Originally Posted by Jerome in the House

Originally Posted by DJprestige21

A man walks into a bar.

His Alcoholism is destroying his family.

by far the best one

 

[pianoman52]

HAHA these are awesome.

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by Sid Nasty

Originally Posted by Jerome in the House

Originally Posted by DJprestige21

A man walks into a bar.

His Alcoholism is destroying his family.

by far the best one

 

[liquor poker]

Originally Posted by Sid Nasty

Originally Posted by Jerome in the House

Originally Posted by DJprestige21

A man walks into a bar.

His Alcoholism is destroying his family.

by far the best one

Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM

Originally Posted by tripleDUNK



YO DAWG SO WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING BEVERAGES WHILE YOU DRIVE SO WE PUT A CUP HOLDER IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR BEVERAGE WHILE YOU TRAVEL

 

[lol]

Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM

Originally Posted by tripleDUNK



YO DAWG SO WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING BEVERAGES WHILE YOU DRIVE SO WE PUT A CUP HOLDER IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR BEVERAGE WHILE YOU TRAVEL

man xzibit lines crack me up

 

[elpablo21]

Dear lord

 

[tommykairaa]

 

[dmoney82]

A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

 

[gottabeem21]

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?



a bagel.

 

[airjordan jb23]

These are great

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by GottaBeEm21

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?



a bagel.

a corny joke is not an anti joke

 

[recycledpaper]

cracking up? ... no

smirk? sure

 

[n1rb]

Originally Posted by tripleDUNK


What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile"

A baby seal walks into a club.

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[jbnsoul]

You guys are laughing at the ones that aren't that funny.  Actually, none of these are that funny.  Sure they made me smirk, a little bit but not a full hearty laugh...You guys have no sense of humor...

 

[av1r3x]

some caught me off guard..

 

[canifly34]

-"Ask me if I'm a Spaceman"

--"Are you a spaceman"

- "No."
-----------
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

 

[true1life]

lol sounds like u do^

 

[atlien seeko]

Some people just cant understand dry, corny humor like that, but it's the best.

"Because Mike's a fish."

 

[youngmoney]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"