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Originally Posted by iHust1e
Originally Posted by Fog Raw
You want to hear a joke about vaginas?Originally Posted by Halftime718
You want to hear a joke about my penis
Spoiler [+]Nevermind it's too long.
Spoiler [+]Nevermind you'll never get it.
Originally Posted by iHust1e
Originally Posted by Fog Raw
You want to hear a joke about vaginas?Originally Posted by Halftime718
You want to hear a joke about my penis
Spoiler [+]Nevermind it's too long.
Spoiler [+]Nevermind you'll never get it.
Originally Posted by Fog Raw
You want to hear a joke about vaginas?Originally Posted by Halftime718
You want to hear a joke about my penis
Spoiler [+]Nevermind it's too long.
Spoiler [+]Nevermind you'll never get it.
YOINKOriginally Posted by eNPHAN
mines is like the OP
guy goes into doctors office for a regular checkup, he's been having a pain in his elbow from playing tennis; an ailment called tennis elbow. he says "doc, i have this crazy pain in my --"
the doc cuts him off, and tells the man "well, we have this new machine that is able to tell me what ails you, just from taking a sample of your urine. My patients don't believe this incredible machine can do it, so instead of you telling me whats wrong, just give me a urine sample"
now, the guy thinks the doctor is a quack and just doesnt want to see him. So he takes the urine sample cup home, and gets an idea to "trick" the doctor's machine...
he gets his wife's urine, his 14 year old daughter's urine, some motor oil from his BMW and even jerks off into the cup....
he turns the sample into his doctor the next day.
he gets a phone call at work within hours, it's the doctor
"well, doc" laughing to himself, "what's the diagnosis?"
the doctor says "well, sir, the machine tells me that your wife is cheating on you with at least 12 men, your daughter is pregnant with triplets, your car is WELL overdue for an oil change, and if you dont stop jerking off, youll NEVER get rid of that tennis elbow..."
Originally Posted by Luong1209
Once upon a time, there was a guy with no arms and no legs just laying on the beach...Three girls felt sorry for him so they decided to approach him.
First girl asked "Sir, have you ever been hugged?" He replied "no" and she hugged him.
Second girl asked, "Sir, have you ever been kissed?" He again replied "no", so she kissed him.
Last girl asked, "Sir, have you ever been (Use vulgar language if preferred) screwed?" This time, the man's eyes lit up...And replied "no, not yet"
She then replied with "Well you're about to, the waves are coming in".
Originally Posted by youngmoney
what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan
What do you call a Mexican with a car?Originally Posted by raptors29
Originally Posted by youngmoney
what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Joaquin
Originally Posted by raptors29
Originally Posted by youngmoney
what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Joaquin
Originally Posted by jayvee1220
What do you call a filipino contortionist?
a manila folder
Originally Posted by cubanref
What do you call a deer with no eye?
I have no idear