Bruh... why you breathin' so hard?

[yancancook90]

Originally Posted by sheistbugz

just asked my friend on the phone.

me:"yo why the @*$+ u breathin so hard, I can barely hear u speak?"

friend:"nah i just sat down"

had me

just the tone he used was lol

*dead*

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by TheGameOwesMe

"Shut the f up, I'm trying to sleep"

idk why but this one had me

 

[importking]

hahaha on the j dot tv site, we would go crazy with that line

 

[uncalled4boy]

 

[diego]

Me: Marilyn, why you breathin so hard?
Marilyn: Me? I cant even hear myself breathe and you hear me breathing?

 

[generationz]

Will do this! Be back in a sec....

 

[crumbs]

"why you breathing so hard?"
Co-worker - "huh...oh cause i thought you had a rubber-band"

 

[kyrac2]

this is always good for laughs. last thread i was in tears...

had to call my brother and ask him...

me: why you breathing so hard?
brother: cuz i'm following this chick and she got a fat ***

 

[skill jonez]

Me askin' my boy: "Why you breathing so hard fam?"

Him: "Cause I got them bubble guts and I don't wanna let a fart loose."

.

 

[dlo13]

"It's my nose..."

???

 

[memphisboi55]

them: " huh? "

 

[compact disk]

I asked someone on the phone this the other night, although when I do it I always sound real easty

and say "ugh, why you breathin' sohard??"

 

[cb94]

5 replies in and I'm cracking up in public like I ain't got no damn sense. I can't do this right now. Screw this. I'm going to class

 

[cb94]

Had to do one right quick like

. Ran this by my dude a second ago.

Shout out to The Era...

 

[generationz]

Ok, so I tried this on a homegirl and homeboy-

Me-Yo why you breathin so hard?
Homegirl-Cause I just got done, what's it to you?

Me-Yo why you breathin so hard?
Homeboy-You're mad ayyo dog for listening to me breathe

Fail across the board, thanks NT!

 

[jrthumper85]

hahahahaha ^^^^^

got you there...

I've seen this thread b4. I will try and get back on this. thanks for the laugh!

 

[Bonafide]

Originally Posted by Skill Jonez

Me askin' my boy: "Why you breathing so hard fam?"

Him: "Cause I got them bubble guts and I don't wanna let a fart loose."

.

The people i asked. Just got mad and said,"f you"

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by GeNeRaTiOnZ

Ok, so I tried this on a homegirl and homeboy-

Me-Yo why you breathin so hard?
Homegirl-Cause I just got done, what's it to you?

Me-Yo why you breathin so hard?
Homeboy-You're mad ayyo dog for listening to me breathe

Fail across the board, thanks NT!

 

[columbiasneaks]

"i just got done doing some pushups, ok?"

 

[1c3m4m]

Originally Posted by shaqtus92

"It's been a long day man"

Dead

 

[nikeaircobraben]

Originally Posted by superflyinchopstickninja

Originally Posted by GeNeRaTiOnZ

Ok, so I tried this on a homegirl and homeboy-

Me-Yo why you breathin so hard?
Homegirl-Cause I just got done, what's it to you?

Me-Yo why you breathin so hard?
Homeboy-You're mad ayyo dog for listening to me breathe

Fail across the board, thanks NT!

 

[stacksblowinpurp]

i swear im tryin this one 2moro

 

[thegameowesme]

Originally Posted by kyrac2

this is always good for laughs. last thread i was in tears...

had to call my brother and ask him...

me: why you breathing so hard?
brother: cuz i'm following this chick and she got a fat ***

This thread is comedy, I have to catch some more peopletomorrow

 

[bigkorey510]

i did it to my brother
me: bro why u breathin so hard?
him:i had astmah wen i was younger plus i smoke
me:ahahahahah

 

[beezylocks]

me 8:54 pm
y u breathing so hard?

my boy 9:37 pm
No idea.
Just am.
Hella tired.

me 9:38 pm
oo fasho