Crazy stories from your job.

[RustyShackleford]

Well this one time I see a group of kids watching someone play Star Wars and I sneak up behind a kid. I play it off all smooth and put my hands over the eyes of this medium sized kid. He turns around and says "Oh look Chris it's Chuck E!" This kid was in fact a little person and Chris was his son. Never ever used that routine again.

 

[41239]

yo if i ever catch ava devine in real life im just smile and wio, idgaf.

i heard Deelishis is like that too, she kinda has a rep for bein somethin like a ***, she dont act brand new or nothin, she will still mess with regular dudes, but she be ******

edit: just looked at ava's twitter, she really get down, i wouldnt do it

 

[coolgraymemo]

No way dude in the Chucky Cheese story dashed away that fast wearing a thirty pound rat suit.

This kid was in fact a little person and Chris was his son. Never ever used that routine again.

Dead.

 

[41239]

Ight, well I work at A&F in the summer, and during holidays when Im back home for school and this week was

Our store is in a pretty high class mall and we opened at midnight so im like whatever... I im finishing up my shift, some lady comes to pay with like 800 bucks in clothes so i ask for id and stuff to see her CC, scan it like 20 seconds and she just blurts out "oh u think i have a stolen credit card or something because im black and im buying a ton of clothes" She had the audacity to pull out a stack of hundreds in front of me to prove it too lol. I just told her im making sure, and she ends up calling me a racist. Had my manager come help me calm her down lmao. +Old indian dudes in their 30s trying to take clothes from each other... bunch of wannabe gangsters in hollister and abercrombie trying to pick fights with the model dudes who were there.

Wack black friday. Then theres always the occasional theft we can't stop, someone pissing in our dressing rooms, and just the same 5 songs playing over and over for holiday season

contradiction

but yea, the holiday season at Hollister and A&F were the worse, nothin stupid like that piss or fights, but customers wouldnt leave and the same songs would get super boring, and im pretty positive after spending like 30 minutes in A&F you can taste the cologne

 

[Deleted member 38182]

So after some experience in the suit, you begin to develop these gestures and routines to play into the character of Chuck E. Like pretending to laugh by holding your stomach and shaking, elaborate waves, playing peek-a-boo, dancing (people loved the robot), etc. Well i developed this routine of sneaking behind kids and putting my hands over their eyes to surprise them. i'd always do this to older kids that I judged by their height. Kids and parents loved it.

Was the pay at least not minimum?? 

 

[41239]

My first job was at Chuck E Cheese and I was a game room attendant. So as you can imagine it wasn't the greatest job in the world. So one day as I am spot sweeping the floor I get hit with something on the side of the face. I look up and this middle aged lady is sitting in the booth with a straw in one hand resting on her lip and a napkin in her other hand. So the conversation went like this.
Me: Did you just hit me with this!? (pointing at the ground)
Her: With what?
Me: This spit wad! (brush it with my broom)
Her: What spit wad?
Me: This freaking spit wad!
Her: No
So I storm off all pissed off. So I lost the battle but the war was not over.
Few weeks go by and when she sees me again,coincidently spot sweeping,she just busts up laughing. She then proceeds to tell me that her boyfriend (conveniently sitting across from her also laughing at my 16 year old pride) dared her to hit me with the spit wad. I brush it off and take the L. Right after supervisor comes up to me and says I need you to be Chuck E, as if to add insult to injury. WRONG! This is where I plot my revenge.
I get into the costume and make my rounds. I spotted the target with her back turned playing a game and so all i needed now was some ammo. So I picked up one of those balls from the ball pit and take one last look to see if my get away is clear. I throw this ball with the force of Strasburg and the accuracy of Mariano. I hit her directly in the back of the head followed with a loud "AAAAHHhhhhhh". I then proceed to run straight to the back victorious.
Cliffs:
-working at chuck e cheese lady hits me with a spit wad
-denies hitting me with it
-weeks later admits to hitting me with spit wad
-I dress up as chuck e and throw a fastball at her head
-I win

your such a liarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lmaooo you did not do that you stupid dummy lol this has me cracking up

chill boi, you soundin like a female

 

[powerballin]

Long story short

Our old boss went on a business trip to NYC got caught up in a "escort" sting. Dude was real quiet for a couple of days when he got back then the news broke. He was placed on suspension. Then more news broke.....it was a male. Then he was fired later and had to do a walk of shame cleaning out his stuff.

 

[jhustle23]

Was the pay at least not minimum?? 

Pay was $6.25 an hour when I started in like 2000. And after my yearly review the GM kicked me down a .25 cent raise. It was my first job, I didn't know any better. Thought I was ballin

 

[atlien seeko]

Son. Too many quoteables to quote. I'll just say... Too many quoteables to quote.

Damb

 

[parada45]

The things I would do to Ava Devine

 

[RustyShackleford]

Long story short
Our old boss went on a business trip to NYC got caught up in a "escort" sting. Dude was real quiet for a couple of days when he got back then the news broke. He was placed on suspension. Then more news broke.....it was a male. Then he was fired later and had to do a walk of shame cleaning out his stuff.

. Well Damn

 

[lver of jordan]

Rusty keep em stories coming mayne

 

[venom lyrix]

I work as a producer for a big time "drive-time" (5pm-7pm) radio show in NYC. We just moved to 7th ave in the Penn Hotel right on the ground floor in the big window were everyone can see us. Yesterday during the show...some crazy dude walks up to the window where we are and BANGS his head into the glass window on purpose points, laughs and walks away.

We've been here 2 days. Absurd. Stupid people in NYC. I'm sure I'll have more stories.

 

[tommyicerocking]

thread is gold

 

[sumrndmdude]

Long story short

Our old boss went on a business trip to NYC got caught up in a "escort" sting. Dude was real quiet for a couple of days when he got back then the news broke. He was placed on suspension. Then more news broke.....it was a male. Then he was fired later and had to do a walk of shame cleaning out his stuff.

did you rat on him to get his job?

 

[atlien seeko]

did you rat on him to get his job?

Aware

&

Son aint really bout dat life.

 

[Ja's 2¢]

thread is pure comedy.

too many good ones in here.

 

[cocotaso1]

did you rat on him to get his job?

Aware

&

Son aint really bout dat life.

that the dude that played his boy by purposely making him late to an interview?

 

[ellimacecyoj]

Lol I work at a movie theater. Just tonight some dude was knocked out in a theater and we later found out it was because he smoked heroin INSIDE the theater
A year ago I had to cover the smell of meth that someone apparently smoked in the women's restroom lol. Damn druggies.

 

[teamjordan79]

Long story short


Our old boss went on a business trip to NYC got caught up in a "escort" sting. Dude was real quiet for a couple of days when he got back then the news broke. He was placed on suspension. Then more news broke.....it was a male. Then he was fired later and had to do a walk of shame cleaning out his stuff.

did you rat on him to get his job?

lol NT never forgets

 

[koudie from brooklyn]

that the dude that played his boy by purposely making him late to an interview?

hahah yall be on point lmao .. NT def never forgets lol

 

[nocomment6]

Last fall someone brought a bottle of must to the office, to consume obviously. Turned out no one is a fan of the drink, so we just left it in the fridge....and kind of forgot about it. It must've been inside for about 2-3 weeks and it started to develop gas (explosive gas). A few days later I was having lunch with a few colleagues and a huge, no exagerations a pretty large explosion, especially since the kitchen isn't too big and bam, the fridge's door simply flew off. Luckily no one was injured, but it was mad funny.

 

[u-mob]

This thread brings the lulz
Keep these stories going!!!! Haha

 

[RustyShackleford]

Here is one of many stories about the wild Lost Prevention Guy (LP) that used to work at Sports Authority with me

A mom and daughter come into the store pushing a baby in a stroller (there is really a baby in it). I know the girl, went to HS with her, she says she needs help with shoes. So I ask one of the other dudes to help her since that ain't my section. About 15 mins past and I she this chick sprinting up the isle pushing the baby stroller. She ducks into one of the side isles without saying a word to me. About 30 secs later the Lost Prevention (LP) comes running up asking if I seen a girl with a stroller. I say yeah she just went that way and he says "find her, she stole some shoes and she got it hiding in the stroller"

So it wasn't long until he caught up to her at the front of the store. Now this is where things get interesting. As soon as he eyes her the mom who was in on the theft comes running up. They are right next to the exit doors, each to close enough that he could catch one, but far enough away he can't catch both. Associates and managers aren't allowed to help in captures.This is a strict, strict company policy. Now the LP got the a decision to make, mom or daughter. Since the daughter had the baby he goes for the mom.

He catches the mom easily just outside the store and is holding her, trying to drag her back into the store. She is fighting him like crazy, calling him all kinds of M-Fers. Now he is telling her to calm down but like most women that are worked up, she doesn't. Then she starts hitting him, he tells her stop, but she doesn't. She is throwing haymakers at this point, kinda lighting dude up too. But homeboy's chin was Ava Devine sturdy so he was eating them like a champ. Finally he gets her in a half nelson. Homegirl is squirming like crazy. Eventually gets herself turned around facing the LP. She then proceeds to fire off a knee to towards his bawls.

BIG MISTAKE

LAWD O' LAWD BIG MISTAKE

In one smoove motion homeboy grabs her arms while she is still facing him and it was "time to play the game" word to HHH. The LP then executes a mean Pedigree on his bish.

For the brahs who don't know what a Pedigree is, peep these fools getting dropped on their heads



Ole girl hits the concrete with some force but doesn't get knocked out. She is now rolling on the down riving in pain. Lucky for the LP she didn't get cut or seriously hurt. A old white lady saw the whole thing and was telling the LP "how could you do that to a lady". Homeboy's response was "This ain't no lady" . Plus when the mom sued (I mean who wouldn't), the tape showed her attacking him first show they deemed the Pedigree self defense. Dude now works for DC police

TL;DR
-Mom and daughter come into store to steal
-LP catches mom lets daughter escape
-Mom decides she wants to play the Game
-Mom gets turned up
-LP turns her back down
-LP is the new WWE champ

 

[coolgraymemo]

Rusty's stories = .