How many Daschunds (weenie dogs) to kill a tiger??

[blakep267]

Well if Simba could take on 3 hyenas at once, and Richard parker was able to one hit KO a hyena, how many daschunds equal 1 hyena?

 

[txrook]

Thread is hilarious

Some of y'all are SEVERELY underestimating tigers though.

 

[mplsdunk]

Well if Simba could take on 3 hyenas at once, and Richard parker was able to one hit KO a hyena, how many daschunds equal 1 hyena?

Well simba is way bigger than a weiny. But that's besides the point. Richard parker killed that hyena after he killed the zebra. So you're telling me one daschhund could kill one zebra? I think not good sir.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Whats the spread on over and under 50? Im leaning on under.

 

[miamiboy]

So if we could train 95 of those daschunds like this dog, I think they'd have a shot!

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[superantigen]

Legitimately trying to come up with a number, but I just can't. Daschunds are just too silly looking for me to take this seriously...

A tiger would never ever everrrrr lose; not even if you threw infinity plus one Daschunds at it...




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[executive76]

You're probably not even stronger than an LSU tiger Cheerleader .

Fixed.

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I came here to post this....tiger ran up on 2 full grown elephants plus like 5/6 humans while they were shooting at him. Took off from the FT line tore dudes hand up.

 

[superantigen]

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Love this gif.

It's almost like that dog saw this gif:


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and felt the need to exact a similar kind of retribution on a cat for the sins of his/her brethren.







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[blakep267]

now imagine 50 of those. Itd be like Neo vs the army of smiths

 

[buggz05]

I came here to post this....tiger ran up on 2 full grown elephants plus like 5/6 humans while they were shooting at him. Took off from the FT line tore dudes hand up.

SMH. That's why you don't throw your "weapon."

And @ how that tiger just appears out of the grass like that. And how the tiger knew that the human on top of the elephant was the bigger danger.

 

[cruzzz]

Every Swing of a tigers paw would = death 

 

[sooperhooper]

SON THAT TIGER ATTACK VIDEO IS THE REAL DEAL
That snarl alone had me shook, but when it emerged from the bushes :x

THAT is the definition of a BEAST!!!! that thing was like lebron on a fastbreak in 06.







Thanks to that video, I now have a new entry for this thread :
http://niketalk.com/t/519416/last-time-you-crapped-yourself-vol-mudbutt/240_20#post_17555960

 

[Mr Dink]

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[Mr Dink]

This reminds me of
http://niketalk.com/t/285148/lets-d...ny-5th-graders-do-you-think-you-can-take-down

 

[D StaXX]

Entertaining thread is entertaining.

 

[thadoctadvocate]

Tiger is just an animal im a human. God gave me more power for a reason. I guarantee that if me and a tiger were in a cage i would walk out wearing that tiger skin like the king of zamunda

 

[petezahut]

my man brought up richard parker. on that note richard parker was a half drowned,seasick tiger that OHK a hyena. no contest

 

[girlslovewaffles]

Yo, that tiger attack was insane. Dude came from NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to the main topic at hand, I'd say 125 (serious number).

 

[girlslovewaffles]

Tiger is just an animal im a human. God gave me more power for a reason. I guarantee that if me and a tiger were in a cage i would walk out wearing that tiger skin like the king of zamunda

I think the tiger would be having your face for lunch.

 

[king0fthis23]

anything under 500 daschunds is LAUGHABLE. Their canines are half the size of a tiger's CLAW, and has the strength to take down a freaking moose. the dog would probably tire out tryna break skin biting.

 

[DadNboujee]

pound for pound the strength of a tiger is unmatched.. if you had the equivalent strength you would be able to leap on top of a one story house easily..

my dog would own in a ladder match

 

[unknwn]

anything under 500 daschunds is LAUGHABLE. Their canines are half the size of a tiger's CLAW, and has the strength to take down a freaking moose. the dog would probably tire out tryna break skin biting.

The tiger would get exhausted and fall asleep after slaughtering like, 100 of these things. The tiger would then take a nap while the rest of these struggle dogs peck at it's skin and then wake up a few hours later for round 2 at the buffet.

 

[lordofcastamere]

Probably one rabid one :/

 

[ohmygosher]

Reminds me of the time one of my boys said that 4 of us could take prime Tyson in a fight. No gloves.

 

[jordanhead2]