If you were to go back 5 years ago and meet yourself...

[Humbled]

Disregard females, acquire currency.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

They're bluffing.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

5 years ago is when i started dating my stupid *** ex dodge that heartless *** ***** she gon cheat on you for no reason at all

work harder take school more seriously and stop kicking it with the wrong crowd

brb gonna play heartless right now
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats cold blooded how u gon do ur baby like that

not the baby shes the best but just the baggage that comes along with having a baby daddy LOL

 

[knowledgebones72]

Don't eem trp, bruh. You're fonna make it in this world and smash bad one. If anything, stop bein so damn beta

 

[RIP sleazyy]

5 years ago is when i started dating my stupid *** ex dodge that heartless *** ***** she gon cheat on you for no reason at all

work harder take school more seriously and stop kicking it with the wrong crowd

brb gonna play heartless right now

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats cold blooded how u gon do ur baby like that

not the baby shes the best but just the baggage that comes along with having a baby daddy LOL

I read that with the Gucci "welldayum" face on. thought you went full savage for a second.

 

[Mark Antony]

PIIHB.

 

[Mark Antony]

Get it from her dude

ayo

 

[bendover]

-Take math at a community college
-Go to Cal Poly Pomona 
-These hose aint loyal

 

[you go boy]

move out asap
dont take temp jobs
go on vacation often

 

[paulwest1985]

1.) go to grad school immediately after graduating college

2.) Continue going to the gym

3.) Save , Save , Save your money

4.) read more

5.) travel more

6.) stop procrastinating and live your life

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Everything will work itself out.

 

[wayniac211]

Pay your fines and go to court

 

[a blinkin]

"Ride this mother ****** out until the wheels fall off. Study more. "

 

[EddieDoyers]

What happens to me now? does the course of history change and I become whatever my self 5 years ago does with my advice? Or does he just go on in a separate timeline?

What if me from 5 years ago goes crazy from being visited by me and I wind up in a looney bin?


I wouldn't meet myself from 5 years ago.

It's just a fun topic fam
Besides you can't change anything from what you did in the past, but you can change your current situation

 

[Master Zik]

I feel like this exact thread was made before so does that mean it worked?

For me it wouldn't just be PIIHB it'd be PIIAOTBB

Then simply gamble a bit less or cash out at a certain # and invest.

When I think about it though whether I go back in time in person or leave a iron clad believable message proving it's future me I'd freak my past self out so bad in such the worse way to the point it wouldn't matter what I said cuz it'd guarantee to set me on the path to achieving time travel

 

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

Keep your job as a scientist and don't move.

You can get anything if u ask for it.

Pay attention to how others act. What they need

 

[clyde the glide]

pull the trigger

 

[Comparison Ford]

Ditch 90% of your friends...you know which ones.

You're not gonna marry her.

The world owes you nothing.

Start looking into RN programs...forget Law school or Grad school.

Feeling sorry for yourself will get you nowhere. Toughen up and keep moving forward.

Get back on your skateboard.

Other than that...stay focused and keep up the good work.  With the amount of maturation you'll undergo in the next few years, you'll barely identify with the old you.

 

[OBAMA]

Move to LA

Realtalk

 

[sonoftony]

-save money..please
-stop buying these damn sneakers, you're not gonna wear 80% of them in 5 years
-keep working out, it will benefit you
-your current gf will marry the next guy after you, FDB!!
-stay positive throughout the BS.
-don't be too hard on yourself
-there's nothing for you in NJ, move down south..trust me.

 

[zapatohead408]

Pick up Welding at a vocational school.

Don't be afraid of the white girls.

Hang out with Ray a lot more. He'll be gone soon.

MOST IMPORTANTLY young Zap, Get with that first chick you had feelings for. She'll be the only one you have feelings for up until 2014, possibly later.

 

[zapatohead408]

Also, carry your knife on you that time you went to a bar after a swap meet. It'll make it a lot easier.

 

[girlslovewaffles]

Be more fearless. The consequences of inaction are far greater than you can imagine.

 

[ecruteakcityboy]

SCHOOL IS ******* IMPORTANT.


Being a loser isn't cool.

PUT A PEP IN YOUR STEP YOU ******* LOSER.

GO ALL THE WAY WITH HER.

DJFL;AJF;LJFL;JDASLJF;LADJ;FADS

MAN I DONT EVEN KNOW

 

[ecruteakcityboy]

Honestly, I wouldn't tell myself to do anything.

My mistakes and life experiences is what made me who I am now.

Dead SRS, I would be scared to give myself advice that wouldn't allow me to become the man that I am today.

ain't that the damn truth.

but i would still tell myself that school is important ...damn wtf was i thinking..