Lakers OFF-SEASON IS A WRAP

[mr j 858]

 

[ValarMorghulis]

Coach Mamba

 

[comptonprince]

Damn Kobe been bakin in the sun 

 

[bravelude]

Damn Kobe been bakin in the sun 

flavah flavs or keyshawn johnson?

 

[freeze]

LOL WTHELL Is a Dez Wells.  Dude is just pure LOLZ

Justin Anderson looks like a Shannon Brown relative.
Askia Booker looks like a Tim Duncan relative.
Anthony Brown looks like a Nick Young relative.

Dez Wells dough. HAAHHAHAHAHHAA  Like Wayne Ellington trynna fix his face, but day failed.

FAX

lmaoo word. these dudes all look like random mashups the cpu creates on 2k

 

[freeze]

eff askia booger. who does he think he is? i want to punch him in the face. nose to the back of his head.

 

[fun guy]

hopefully kob sniffs out the next star for la. game recognize game

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Would'ya look at that.....

Ok, looked at.......

Kobe:
1998 Seattle 61 Wins

2000 Phoenix 53, Portland 59, Indiana 56
2001 Portland 50, Sacramento 55, San Antonio 58, Philly 56
2002 San Antonio 58, Sacramento 61, New Jersey 52
2003 Minnesota 51
2004 San Antonio 57, Minnesota 58

2008 Denver 50, Utah 54, San Antonio 56
2009 Houston 53, Denver 54, Orlando 59
2010 OKC 50, Utah 53, Phoenix 54, Boston 50



LeBron:
2007 Detroit 53

2011 Boston 56, Chicago 62

2013 San Antonio 58
2014 Indiana 56
2015 Chicago 50, Atlanta 60


Few notes.

Kobe played in both the 99 and 12 shortened years, where only 1-2 teams even won 50. Bron played in the 12 season, OKC would have been a 50 win team with a full year.

Kobe had a couple of 49's, and a 48 also under his belt. Bron had a lot of 38, 40, 41's.

Kobe missed the 05 playoffs, the last 3 years, the two strike shortened years, and still amassed 24. And when everyone starts to point at Shaq, and Pau, I'm going to post pictures of Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Ray Allen (who got him the 13 title and a 50+ series win)


6 NBA Finals, and you have a total of 7 series wins vs teams over 50 Wins? That is the DEFINITION of cakewalk thru a weak East, every, damn, year. Jesus Christ, Kobe beat 10 teams in 3 seasons, TWICE!!!! Bron has 7 over the course of an entire 13 year career? :x

Now Shaq:

1995 Indiana 52

1998 Seattle 61 Wins

2000 Phoenix 53, Portland 59, Indiana 56
2001 Portland 50, Sacramento 55, San Antonio 58, Philly 56
2002 San Antonio 58, Sacramento 61, New Jersey 52
2003 Minnesota 51
2004 San Antonio 57, Minnesota 58

2006 Detroit 64, Dallas 60


How interesting is this? Shaq only had 3 50+ win series without Kobe. 1 with Orlando, and 2 with Miami.

So 17 total for Shaq.

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Very interesting.

 

[freeze]

goat.

 

[licensed to ball]

I just had a colonoscopy I feel violated :x
rck3sactown

I'm a little loopy still from the anesthesia has the draft happened yet did we get KAT?

 

[Maximus Meridius]

 

[kal-el-8]

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

A colonoscopy at your age, though?

 

[licensed to ball]

A colonoscopy at your age, though?

Trust me I didn't want to.
But doctors wanted to make sure to be safe, because I was showing some symptoms. I don't wanna go into detail and disgust you guys

 

[youngwolf]

I imagine he'll be considered a sophomore since he technically played regular season minutes.

Well, that sucks.

 

A colonoscopy at your age, though?

Trust me I didn't want to.
But doctors wanted to make sure to be safe, because I was showing some symptoms. I don't wanna go into detail and disgust you guys 

IBS?

 

[CHAOSE57]

I just had a colonoscopy I feel violated :x
rck3sactown

I'm a little loopy still from the anesthesia has the draft happened yet did we get KAT?

Damn :x

I felt violated enough just from a digital rectal exam , can't imagine a tube going through there.

 

[essential1]

And. Boom goes the dynamite.

 

[grandtheftbike]

Pls stay safe LTB

 

[rck3sactown]

I just had a colonoscopy I feel violated

@rck3sactown

srs tho 

pm or dm me for real bro, pls be ok

 

[kal-el-8]

For real though be safe Ltb. Get your health right the rest will follow.

 

[darthska]

The man said he didn't want to disgust us and go into detail.

Respect that man's wishes, gents.








Please. :\

 

[mj 23]

Be safe LTB

 

[teamlakers909]

Kobe in Newport last night.  

Told a couple people to calm down, hes trying to eat.  By a couple people, I mean us.

 

[pmatic]

@EthanJSkolnick Some preliminary thoughts on the early contract impasse, first reported by @flasportsbuzz, between the Heat & Dwyane Wade (1st)...

@EthanJSkolnick ... (2nd) Some Heat officials had held out hope Wade would take the Dirk, Duncan approach late in career: below-market, 1-year deals....

@EthanJSkolnick .... (3rd) That was never a given. Wade made it clear when he opted out (costing himself $6M in '14-15), he had TV windfall in mind...

@EthanJSkolnick .... (4th) If Dragic signs to #'s expected, Wade wd be 3rd-highest paid on team in 15-16. If Whiteside develops, cd be 4th/5th in 16-17....

@EthanJSkolnick ... (5th) This is a rare situation where neither side really has the leverage. Management & the player r both incredibly popular.....

@EthanJSkolnick .... (6th) Finally, if Wade went anywhere, at any point, I've typically heard L.A. as an option. But I still expect Heat to sort this out.

Towns, Randle, Kobe, Wade and Clarkson!

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[darthska]

[quote name="PMatic"]

@EthanJSkolnick .... (6th) Finally, if Wade went anywhere, at any point, I've typically heard L.A. as an option. But I still expect Heat to sort this out.

Towns, Randle, Kobe, Wade and Clarkson!

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

[/quote] Why have just one broken down, previously electrifying guard when we can have TWO?!