Shaq Sex Tape

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by RetroSan

Originally Posted by JayHood23

where the &$@# is this from�

5:43

damn i deserve a L i should have known, good looks fam and ayo at this thread

 

[504 d1 prospect]

Originally Posted by Kaws

Originally Posted by likethematrix

pause on everything im bout to say.

ive met shaq a million times out here in La. his hands are well over 2x the size of mines and i aint got small hands.

i always wondered if shaq or anyone 6'11"+ had pipe issues.
like did they have issues cause their hand can go around a 2liter soda bottle, so their joint would look like a baby pipe in their hands lmao

 

[staystrong]

lol to this thread i still wouldnt think about shaq penis game i would think about if shaq and flava flav smash i can too !!! lol

 

[youngj00]

Originally Posted by Furrell

Originally Posted by likethematrix

pause on everything im bout to say.

ive met shaq a million times out here in La. his hands are well over 2x the size of mines and i aint got small hands.

i always wondered if shaq or anyone 6'11"+ had pipe issues.
like did they have issues cause their hand can go around a 2liter soda bottle, so their joint would look like a baby pipe in their hands lmao

A++++++ GIF Execution!!!!!

 

[nocomment6]

I love these .gifs.

 

[Shanegerous]

im dying at this thread.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Damn, no mo' video?! I am disappoint-ed.

 

[jd214]

Originally Posted by likethematrix

pause on everything im bout to say.



ive met shaq a million times out here in La. his hands are well over 2x the size of mines and i aint got small hands.



i always wondered if shaq or anyone 6'11"+ had pipe issues.

like did they have issues cause their hand can go around a 2liter soda bottle, so their joint would look like a baby pipe in their hands lmao

@ the GIF's here.

 

[skillz]

Originally Posted by UPPTEMPO8387

Back on the topic, there was a business partner of Shaq's that let Shaq stay at his place, and while Shaq was there he was smangin some broad..But the business partner had surveillance camera's all over his house (it's a huge mansion) and caught Shaq on video...But recently the guy was in court and claims that the surveillance video was accidentally recorded over by a security camera so the video no longer exists.


Here's a quote from the LA Times article relating to this topic:

---In the testimony, a transcript of which was released Saturday, Ross said that at one point, his home security system had a recording of O'Neal having sex with a woman, but that it had been recorded over.
"He was at my house with some girl and it was on tape," Ross said.

"So did you really have a video of Shaq or had it already been recorded over?" a prosecutor asked.

"It was over. It was gone," Ross responded.

Damn no Hoopz tape then, I'm sad 

 

[5am6oody72]

@ everybody OD'n on that guy for his comment.

You all honestly mean to tell me you clicked on a thread titled "Shaq Sex Tape" and that not one time you've heard about Shaq getting down to business with a chick, you've NEVER once had size issues cross your mind? You're either ridiculously homophobic, have a pretty "clean" mind, or just don't have much going on in your head at all; it's a pretty damn logical thing to think about. From the reactions in here you'd think dude said he sat around all day fantasizing about how big his meat was

In fact about every time I was watching TV with friends and a story about Shaq and Hoopz came up, or the issue of Kobe snitching on Shaq etc, somebody in the group brought up how it would either be hard for him to smash because his package was too big, or if it was small enough it would be out of proportion.

Thinking somebody is "ayo" simply for bringing it up = you're homophobic or just trying to clown on him for lolz. It'd be one thing if he just brought it up in casual convo and you were like "Nah man I never thought of that $%+." But you guys ALSO WILLINGLY CLICKED ON A THREAD TO SEEK OUT MORE INFORMATION ABOUT A SHAQ SEX TAPE. 

 

[furrell]

at the word homophobic being thrown around now. It never fails. Never fails.

So you sit there thinking about another man's meat? And no I've never thought about size issues crossing the mind. Just because you're tall doesn't mean that the rest of your body is in proportion to your height.

So no one clicked on the thread hoping there'd be a hint of who was on the tape? Oh.

 

[marvel man]

Originally Posted by ohdannyboy

Originally Posted by 0cks

I heard Evelyn Lozada is in the flick

Chicks chest game is serious. 

both are fine

 

[5am6oody72]

Originally Posted by Furrell

at the word homophobic being thrown around now. It never fails. Never fails.

So you sit there thinking about another man's meat? 

Maybe not homophobic, insecure? Judgmental? I don't know. But if you don't think somebody could logically think about the size of Shaq's package without being gay, then you're SOMETHING

 
Let's say there is a topic about the tallest woman in the world. A female poster says, "I wonder what bra size she wears, like would she wear what we consider a huge size and yet it's proportional to her body?" 

I guarandamntee you not a single poster on here would be like, "Yo, seriously? You must be some type of ***@@! I can't believe you'd think about another girl's ta tas."

What's the difference? 

 

[henz0]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by likethematrix

pause on everything im bout to say.

ive met shaq a million times out here in La. his hands are well over 2x the size of mines and i aint got small hands.

i always wondered if shaq or anyone 6'11"+ had pipe issues.
like did they have issues cause their hand can go around a 2liter soda bottle, so their joint would look like a baby pipe in their hands lmao

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by Marvel Man

Originally Posted by ohdannyboy

Originally Posted by 0cks

I heard Evelyn Lozada is in the flick

Chicks chest game is serious. 

both are fine She is fine.

 

[sundoobie]

Originally Posted by likethematrix

pause on everything im bout to say.

ive met shaq a million times out here in La. his hands are well over 2x the size of mines and i aint got small hands.

i always wondered if shaq or anyone 6'11"+ had pipe issues.
like did they have issues cause their hand can go around a 2liter soda bottle, so their joint would look like a baby pipe in their hands lmao

 

[mixchex]

haha DIESEL

 

[hongcouver604]

@ 2 litre soda bottle.

 

[sauuceking]

No realtalk I've always wondered about this too. World record holder for biggest pipe is some 5"9 white dude. Always wondered if Shaq was out of proportion.

 

[noblekane]

Originally Posted by henz0

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by likethematrix

pause on everything im bout to say.

ive met shaq a million times out here in La. his hands are well over 2x the size of mines and i aint got small hands.

i always wondered if shaq or anyone 6'11"+ had pipe issues.
like did they have issues cause their hand can go around a 2liter soda bottle, so their joint would look like a baby pipe in their hands lmao

  

 robert, michael, and wesley. is that from the bad video?

 

[likethematrix]

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by Furrell

at the word homophobic being thrown around now. It never fails. Never fails.

So you sit there thinking about another man's meat? 

Maybe not homophobic, insecure? Judgmental? I don't know. But if you don't think somebody could logically think about the size of Shaq's package without being gay, then you're SOMETHING

 
Let's say there is a topic about the tallest woman in the world. A female poster says, "I wonder what bra size she wears, like would she wear what we consider a huge size and yet it's proportional to her body?" 

I guarandamntee you not a single poster on here would be like, "Yo, seriously? You must be some type of ***@@! I can't believe you'd think about another girl's ta tas."

What's the difference? 

man i put this !$@$ on FB and got like 47 replies of cats crackin up. some from NT matter of fact.
cats is just doing it cause its good ol HBW. #%$$@% would laugh in person tho. i swear to GOD everything was funny i said at the LA summits and i was talkin reckless.

anyways... all these gifs are coming from guys who post "im ready to fap" in big booty threads and watch POV porn where its just a penis and a girl.

but they on point tho. i aint gonna lie im over here crackin up. lol.

its just a funny thing to laugh at. i posted it without a homosexual thought. its yall who spinned it to what it is.

i said pause for ya'll. so we wouldnt get 1000 Pause Gifs. lol.

so ya'll can go back to listening to lil b - im a pretty %$%#! on constant repeat

 

[MON5T3R]

Originally Posted by likethematrix

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by Furrell

at the word homophobic being thrown around now. It never fails. Never fails.

So you sit there thinking about another man's meat? 

Maybe not homophobic, insecure? Judgmental? I don't know. But if you don't think somebody could logically think about the size of Shaq's package without being gay, then you're SOMETHING

 
Let's say there is a topic about the tallest woman in the world. A female poster says, "I wonder what bra size she wears, like would she wear what we consider a huge size and yet it's proportional to her body?" 

I guarandamntee you not a single poster on here would be like, "Yo, seriously? You must be some type of ***@@! I can't believe you'd think about another girl's ta tas."

What's the difference? 

man i put this !$@$ on FB and got like 47 replies of cats crackin up. some from NT matter of fact.
cats is just doing it cause its good ol HBW. #%$$@% would laugh in person tho. i swear to GOD everything was funny i said at the LA summits and i was talkin reckless.

anyways... all these gifs are coming from guys who post "im ready to fap" in big booty threads and watch POV porn where its just a penis and a girl.

but they on point tho. i aint gonna lie im over here crackin up. lol.

its just a funny thing to laugh at. i posted it without a homosexual thought. its yall who spinned it to what it is.

i said pause for ya'll. so we wouldnt get 1000 Pause Gifs. lol.

so ya'll can go back to listening to lil b - im a pretty %$%#! on constant repeat

 

[sundoobie]

Originally Posted by likethematrix

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by Furrell

at the word homophobic being thrown around now. It never fails. Never fails.

So you sit there thinking about another man's meat? 

Maybe not homophobic, insecure? Judgmental? I don't know. But if you don't think somebody could logically think about the size of Shaq's package without being gay, then you're SOMETHING

 
Let's say there is a topic about the tallest woman in the world. A female poster says, "I wonder what bra size she wears, like would she wear what we consider a huge size and yet it's proportional to her body?" 

I guarandamntee you not a single poster on here would be like, "Yo, seriously? You must be some type of ***@@! I can't believe you'd think about another girl's ta tas."

What's the difference? 

man i put this !$@$ on FB and got like 47 replies of cats crackin up. some from NT matter of fact.



cats is just doing it cause its good ol HBW. #%$$@% would laugh in person tho. i swear to GOD everything was funny i said at the LA summits and i was talkin reckless.




anyways... all these gifs are coming from guys who post "im ready to fap" in big booty threads and watch POV porn where its just a penis and a girl.

but they on point tho. i aint gonna lie im over here crackin up. lol.




its just a funny thing to laugh at. i posted it without a homosexual thought. its yall who spinned it to what it is.

i said pause for ya'll. so we wouldnt get 1000 Pause Gifs. lol.




so ya'll can go back to listening to lil b - im a pretty %$%#! on constant repeat

 

 

[law3001]

@ whats going on in here