The Official NO MA'AM thread.......National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood vol. Ti

[blackmagnus514]

This thread is jokes

 

[blackmagnus514]

This thread is jokes

 

[rusty shackelford]

Al Bundy is a king *Wooosh*
Thread of the year nominee

 

[rusty shackelford]

Al Bundy is a king *Wooosh*
Thread of the year nominee

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by Dropten

[h3][/h3]

[h3]Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am?[/h3]
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differso much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
Ihave never figured out why men think with their head and women withtheir heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets
thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words ‘I do.’

Here’san example of what I mean. One evening last week, my wife and I weregetting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’ Isaid ‘WHAT????!!! What was that?!

So she says the words thatevery husband on the planet dreads hearing…’You’re just not in touchwith my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy yourphysical needs as a man.’

She then responded to my puzzled lookby saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do foryou in the bedroom?

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by Dropten

[h3][/h3]

[h3]Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am?[/h3]
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differso much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
Ihave never figured out why men think with their head and women withtheir heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets
thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words ‘I do.’

Here’san example of what I mean. One evening last week, my wife and I weregetting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’ Isaid ‘WHAT????!!! What was that?!

So she says the words thatevery husband on the planet dreads hearing…’You’re just not in touchwith my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy yourphysical needs as a man.’

She then responded to my puzzled lookby saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do foryou in the bedroom?

 

[elcatfisho]

Originally Posted by SunDOOBIE

A man acting more Feminine? NO!  I can be more sensitive if need be under certain situations that warrant this.

Hide Porn?

Hell NO! I don't go about showing off my porn but if my woman snoops around and finds it well that's on her.  Just like if she snoops around and finds Ex-GF's panties/nighties, sex tapes/pictures, well that's on her for snooping around.

Sleep on a Couch? NO how bout I spend this time where we are not talking at my boy's crib.

P is our weakness but P is everywhere and endless to pursue so for me I don't sweat it because I know eventually I will get some more P which will probably end up being better P anyways. I don't worship P nor do I put it in a pedestal. I tend to stay away from the women that use their P to get what they want. No P is worth losing your self respect.

I firmly believe the Man is the King of the Castle. If your wife/gf doesn't treat you that way from the start, then I suggest finding someone else because why would you want to be a with a female that will "wear the pants in the family?"

my friend doesnt get that. his girlfriend tries to make everything "ours" in their relationship and I'm like, dude, there's a time and place for that crap and you don't have to give up everything to her.

 

[elcatfisho]

Originally Posted by SunDOOBIE

A man acting more Feminine? NO!  I can be more sensitive if need be under certain situations that warrant this.

Hide Porn?

Hell NO! I don't go about showing off my porn but if my woman snoops around and finds it well that's on her.  Just like if she snoops around and finds Ex-GF's panties/nighties, sex tapes/pictures, well that's on her for snooping around.

Sleep on a Couch? NO how bout I spend this time where we are not talking at my boy's crib.

P is our weakness but P is everywhere and endless to pursue so for me I don't sweat it because I know eventually I will get some more P which will probably end up being better P anyways. I don't worship P nor do I put it in a pedestal. I tend to stay away from the women that use their P to get what they want. No P is worth losing your self respect.

I firmly believe the Man is the King of the Castle. If your wife/gf doesn't treat you that way from the start, then I suggest finding someone else because why would you want to be a with a female that will "wear the pants in the family?"

my friend doesnt get that. his girlfriend tries to make everything "ours" in their relationship and I'm like, dude, there's a time and place for that crap and you don't have to give up everything to her.

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Too...much.......real........talk....

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Too...much.......real........talk....

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by red mpls

Some of y'all have some serious issues with women.  Maybe you should think about what type of females you're attracting and are attracted to and why as opposed to misguided attempts at "analyzing" the female sex.  So much insecurity and posturing manifest itself in these threads...

These type of responses always come up

. Almost as if you make any sort of counter-feminist statement and your sexuality, manhood, income, and character is IMMEDIATELY questioned

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by red mpls

Some of y'all have some serious issues with women.  Maybe you should think about what type of females you're attracting and are attracted to and why as opposed to misguided attempts at "analyzing" the female sex.  So much insecurity and posturing manifest itself in these threads...

These type of responses always come up

. Almost as if you make any sort of counter-feminist statement and your sexuality, manhood, income, and character is IMMEDIATELY questioned

 

[justincredible]

None of ya'll are really 'bout that No Ma'am life, though.

 

[justincredible]

None of ya'll are really 'bout that No Ma'am life, though.

 

[nyota de la star]

Well... thank GOODNESS you men weren't responsible for creating this wretched institution of marriage for the sole purpose of protecting patriarchal bloodlines.
Us women just concoct the most terrible things don't we?

...oh wait.

Thread is lulz though.

 

[nyota de la star]

Well... thank GOODNESS you men weren't responsible for creating this wretched institution of marriage for the sole purpose of protecting patriarchal bloodlines.
Us women just concoct the most terrible things don't we?

...oh wait.

Thread is lulz though.

 

[dropten]

Its been awhile and I think its time to contribute a little more to this thread. There's just no way to keep this topic going on a regular basis cause its just too stressful thinking about the actions of women and how to overcome them.

Either way, here's an article that gave me a little motivation this week though I dissagree with tips 1-5

Your relationship with your girlfriend is sailing along -- you're having fun, there isn't a lot of fighting, and the sex is good. Everything seems to be working quite nicely.

But then, out of left field, she tosses you a hand grenade: she accuses you of having an affair with the new girl at work. A girl you've exchanged maybe ten words with.

After you finish picking your jaw up off the floor, you deny her accusation, but she's pouty, sullen. "I can't believe you're destroying our relationship," she tells you. "What is it? I'm not pretty enough for you anymore?"

Desperate, shaking your head in disbelief, you try to pour oil on troubled waters by apologizing for something you never did in the first place.

But it's too late. The sex is cut off. And it's only after innumerable phone calls, flower deliveries, and humiliating begging that you manage to restore harmony.

For something you never did in the first place.

What the hell happened here?

Well, my friend, you were just a victim of "The Test." And you failed it miserably.
the nasty tests women dish
Women are like spoiled children. They are self-focused, insecure and irrational. They crave drama and games. They demand constant attention, reassurance, and above all, power in relationships. And, like children, who ceaselessly push limits to see just how much they can get away with from their parents, women relentlessly test men.

Just how do women test? Here are a few examples:


Canceling or changing plans at the last minute.
Not returning phone calls (even though she's interested in you).
Finding fault with your clothes, hair, car, etc. and pressuring you to change them.
Pouting when you want to spend time with your buddies.
Bringing up the dreaded "Where do you think this relationship is going?" question.
Acting bratty, *****y, demanding, dramatic, picky, or manipulative to see if you will put with it.
Testing to see how nice you are (will you back down or change your behavior to suit her?).
Expecting you to ask for permission before doing any "guy stuff."
Blatantly flirting with other men in front of you.
Accusing you of doing things you didn't do.
Threatening to leave or end the relationship if she doesn't get her way.
Blaming you when you call her on her behavior.
Making you jump through all sorts of hoops.
Asking "no-win situation" questions ("Does this dress make me look fat?").
Playing hard-to-get -- pretending she's not interested in you when she really is, and then expecting you to keep pursuing her.
Not answering questions directly/expecting you to be a mind reader and then blaming you when you're not.
Withholding sex and making you beg for it.


Why women will always test you, and what you can do about it


why do women test men?
"The Test" is all about control. Since women already know they control relationships with sex, they are experts at manipulating men. Their power base is granting and withdrawing attention and access to their "favors" (while making sure they extort a hefty price).

But they need more -- they need to know that their control is absolute. So they test men to see how far they can push them, to see just how much they can get away with. They test to see how insecure men are, to see how desperate they are for sex (to determine how much they can exploit them). They test to see how much they've been able to feminize men (for example, forcing them to express emotions) and so make them more controllable.

They test to reassure themselves of their physical attractiveness, to see if they can still wrap men around their fingers with their sexual power. They test to provide drama in their lives by provoking unnecessary fights and arguments.

Testing is a woman's way of keeping a man off-balance, of keeping him dancing to her tune like a puppet on a string. This is why, as soon as a man reacts to The Test by getting angry, giving in, or apologizing, he has failed. He's lost the relationship game and handed over all his male power, forever doomed to be the groveling wuss-boy who will kneel down and take anything his woman dishes out. And she loves it.

Thinking you can't win? Don't be so sure.
slam on the brakes
Here are a few tips to put the brakes on her manipulative tests:

1- Develop a test "radar." Be on the lookout for the items in the list above. Remember; it is how a man reacts to a woman's testing off the bat that will determine the course of the relationship. Once you become aware of what she's doing, it will be much easier to stop it before it starts.

2- Never get angry at her testing, and never apologize for your behavior (assuming you've done nothing wrong) -- if you do, you'll lose instantly.

3- Test her back! Try using her own tests against her and see how she reacts.

4- Stand your ground at the outset. At the first inkling of a test, put your foot down, and keep it down. Tell her that you refuse to be tested. Explain to her that if she wants to be with you, then she'll have to knock off the childish power games.

5- When all else fails, walk away. Go out and look for a woman who doesn't need to test you and who genuinely appreciates you. This is your ultimate power as a man, and the ultimate "pass" of her tests.
don't get testy
So, guys, watch out for those tests! Remember; in a healthy relationship, you shouldn't be forced to cater to a woman or coddle her in any way. A woman will try to test you from the first moment you meet her, and the best way to deal with The Test is to stop it before it starts.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

This thread is back!!

 

[beh235]

I'm in here just cause . All I require is my membership card and T shirt please

 

[jaywalkinsince91]

i'll just place this here, thank me later

Spoiler

http://niketalk.com/t/501482/quick-lil-gems-on-dealing-with-women

 

[smangalang]

I need to get a new shirt