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I just had the strongest cup of coffee..... the hospital staff here doesn't mess around
the thread about nothing...
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So you guise are telling me physical violence is necessary when someone doesn't let you pass?
Maybe if I had blocked him a few times, but once?
Maybe if I had blocked him a few times, but once?
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Ha! This thread is all over the place today. So many channels of communication get crossed up.
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I meant it figuratively to be honest
takes a lot of liquor and one idiot to set me off usually
But I will mean mug you, stare you down, possibly throw coins at your car, give you the bird while I'm side by side with you, or just pretend like I'm following you for a mile or so.... I've done all those.
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New girl at work is built.
Was gonna say hi then she turned around :x
Felt like I was gonna pull a Troy and just start crying nonsensically. To be shaped that way with the face of a walker x Gremlin further proves there can't be a God.
Was gonna say hi then she turned around :x
Felt like I was gonna pull a Troy and just start crying nonsensically. To be shaped that way with the face of a walker x Gremlin further proves there can't be a God.
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CoinsI meant it figuratively to be honest
takes a lot of liquor and one idiot to set me off usually
But I will mean mug you, stare you down, possibly throw coins at your car, give you the bird while I'm side by side with you, or just pretend like I'm following you for a mile or so.... I've done all those.
I'm doing this.
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what did i do? i dont see itstill got one other arm to throw **** with
actually I think I see what you did there...
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Hell I had some **** head, cut me off while I was driving safely at 75 mph (not texting or on my phone either) and I was on cruise control....
son goes just below 75 and eventually I am like feet away from his rear cuz i didn't turn off the cruise control...
luckily I realized he was going slower than I was as soon as he cut me off, hence why I left cruise control on and decided to get close/ tailgate him.
that *****, ******g slams on his break
and for the next mile or two I stay on his *** till I finally get a chance to pass him on the right.... as I pass him, I stayed side by side with him for like 10 seconds giving him the middle fingering while taking my eyes off the road and staring at him. Son refused to look over
son goes just below 75 and eventually I am like feet away from his rear cuz i didn't turn off the cruise control...
luckily I realized he was going slower than I was as soon as he cut me off, hence why I left cruise control on and decided to get close/ tailgate him.
that *****, ******g slams on his break
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Smashed this Asian girl Saturday night after meeting her at a party, her cousins live in Queens but she just got here so she's VERY ethic. Couldn't really speak very good English....one of those nights where things just happened. Wore two condoms, one when I was blessed with the skull, then another on top of that one before we smashed.
However I've been peeing a lot today and REALLY hope I don't have anything, the back of my mind I think I might ...but I'm really paranoid in general when it comes to my health. I'm one of those guys who gets an ingrown hair and reads medical websites for 4 hours.
It was good though... she said "Taiwanese are very small down there, YOU are really big". Hugged up for a sec before calling me something I couldn't pronounce or remember...had an L in it.
She's going back this week so I probably won't see her again...don't really mess with her cousins, they seemed kind of tight she wanted to give me the yambs, she literally cursed them out before we bounced.
Just worried... I got the yambs in record breaking time so I'm worried how many other dudes have.
I wore two condoms so I should be straight, right?
However I've been peeing a lot today and REALLY hope I don't have anything, the back of my mind I think I might ...but I'm really paranoid in general when it comes to my health. I'm one of those guys who gets an ingrown hair and reads medical websites for 4 hours.
It was good though... she said "Taiwanese are very small down there, YOU are really big". Hugged up for a sec before calling me something I couldn't pronounce or remember...had an L in it.
She's going back this week so I probably won't see her again...don't really mess with her cousins, they seemed kind of tight she wanted to give me the yambs, she literally cursed them out before we bounced.
Just worried... I got the yambs in record breaking time so I'm worried how many other dudes have.
I wore two condoms so I should be straight, right?
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I said "don't drive like you're on the internet and think you can troll"what did i do? i dont see itstill got one other arm to throw **** with
actually I think I see what you did there...
you say, says the guy who (literally) drives and NT (internet) at the same time
either that or you are calling me a troll
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shorty got the best butt
then she turn around lookin like morris chestnut
oh hell naw gat damn wtf
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yes two condoms EVERYTIME.
Virgin TAN'ers, take note of this. Be sure to use TWO condoms everytime.
You gross for banging an fob asian
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Two condoms doe?
One is too many.
One is too many.
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2 condoms :x. Shouldve just jacked off. Why you didnt just get the top?
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I was joking btw about 2 condoms.......
that **** is guaranteed to break if you use two. All that friction between the two rubbers
that **** is guaranteed to break if you use two. All that friction between the two rubbers
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She was REALLY pretty, I took her as a good girl cause she couldn't really hold a beer bottle right (for 24 years old). She was bustin' out rap lyrics to the best of her ability...I got weak at that point.You gross for banging an fob asian(I'm asian so that ain't racist)
She sang "Pour it up" and I lost it ...it was going DOWN.
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We off condoms.
I want kids
I want kids
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Thats why you use threeI was joking btw about 2 condoms.......
that **** is guaranteed to break if you use two. All that friction between the two rubbers
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She was REALLY pretty, I took her as a good girl cause she couldn't really hold a beer bottle right (for 24 years old). She was bustin' out rap lyrics to the best of her ability...I got weak at that point.You gross for banging an fob asian(I'm asian so that ain't racist)
She sang "Pour it up" and I lost it ...it was going DOWN.
how does one correctly hold a beer bottle tho
and I still can't believe you did it. Only type I'm less attracted to other than Asians, is Asians from Asia
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2 condoms is an awful idea. You HAVE to be kidding... aren't you in your late 20s/30s Nomad? :x
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Not quiteI guess they really did cut Tahrone off at work
just had a long weekend and having a bad case of Monday at work. I miss you too This
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From my experience I'm more concerned about smaller STI's than STDs ...I've worn just ONE before and got chlamydia, TWICE.
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I was joking btw about 2 condoms.......
that **** is guaranteed to break if you use two. All that friction between the two rubbers
Yup
I'm so confused how he didn't know that
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I'm happy and lightweight jelly of you.... I remember those days when I was thinking I'd be a future dad shortly after collegeWe off condoms.
I want kids
great, last night when JPZ asked me about getting married you thought that would do it, well you were wrong.
This will set it off
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think he did two condoms to increase girth
