Apparently, I was "groping" some *+*$* (that I've been hooking up with) at a party last weekend.
I was sloshed, so I can't remember. I'm pretty sure I wasn't, though.
Now, people are talking like I'm some sort of rapist or something.
She won't answer my texts. My accuserswon't come talk to me...
I saw this picture posted in a thread in the music forum. It immediately made me think of the 6-letter F-word, a derogatory term for homosexuals.
Then, I thought, because I hate when I hear people use the N-word, due to my love of Black culture and people,What's the difference between me using...
I'm looking at the Samsung Eternity. Also, I'm wondering if the phone is worthless without internet access.
I know my dad isn't going to fork out the money for a data plan, and I don't care enough about it to buy it myself.
A little help?
Straight to Cliffnotes:
I needed a place to live this year for college.
Friend approached me with a 3-bedroom house offer.
It was supposed to be me, Kevin, and Joe.
I sent money to Kevin's father ($1,100 for security deposit and first month's rent), which he was going to send to the realtor. At...
They always try to make me the butt of the joke.
Maybe I'm too nice.
Don't worry. I'm not suicidal or liable to shoot up a mall or anything like that.
It's just like, I'll be on Facebook and see little "joking" jabs thrown at me on other people's*#!$.
They've gotten too used to me not...
If you like Seinfeld, I bet that you would like CYE even more. I used to think that Jerry was the funny guy, but Larry is the real genius behind the comedy.
Off the top of my head, 5 of my favorite episodes are:
Kamikaze Bingo
The Bowtie
The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
The Therapists
The...
Fairly basic version:
I went to the post office yesterday to apply for a passport. There were 3 people in front of me: a girl and her parents. I asked if I was in the line forpassports, and the girl said yes. She asked where I was going, I said I'm planning on studying in Ireland in the Fall...
Obviously, not nearly as popular, though.
I recently went back and listened to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band... I just hear so many similarities in their style and N.E.R.D.'s.
Maybe it's just me.
Please discuss.