2019 NFL Discussion Thread: StaXX talking to himself

[raider5]

I'm the opposite. If I gotta **** before a shower, I'll put my draws back on around my ankles

so I'm not naked

I do the same ****

Taking a dump naked makes me feel uncomfortable. Legit cannot do it.

 

[IATT]

I don't get naked, but if I'm home I just take of my shorts or whatever and throw them on the door



Zero surprise here:

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

Man... I’m still here perplexed.. Like afterwards did everyone just sit in the with the smell of doo doo in the air. Did you roll down the windows and toss the bucket.. did you have a cover sitting in the back of the car..

Idk if I’m a comedy writer I’m legit adding that story to a family road trip movie.. Like did everyone else in car just sit there shocked .. did you hit them with the afterwards

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Dez saying he wanna go back to the Cowboys now

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

Dez saying he wanna go back to the Cowboys now

Son misses getting biscuits from Jerry.

 

[spacedoodoo]

Y'all talking about DooDoo in here?

 

[NickFolarin]

Fournette & Hayden out for Jags

Gonna keep it real. We going to lose to the Chiefs.

 

[spacedoodoo]

****** washing they asses over the goddamn sink

I've ******* heard it all

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

*****s washing they asses over the goddamn sink

I've ****ing heard it all

I was crying last night.

 

[kdslittlebro]

Fournette & Hayden out for Jags

Gonna keep it real. We going to lose to the Chiefs.

Who needs a star RB when you playing the worst defense in the league

 

[DeadsetAce]

who is the dude that ****s once every 2 OR 3 ******* DAYS?!!!! someone feed that boi

 

[DeadsetAce]

I was crying last night.

you get that UTI checked out yet, bruh? we concerned for you, homie

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

you get that UTI checked out yet, bruh? we concerned for you, homie

Them underwear still smelling like piss?

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Fournette & Hayden out for Jags

Gonna keep it real. We going to lose to the Chiefs.

Yall were losing to the Chiefs with them so this is no surprise

 

[DeadsetAce]

Them underwear still smelling like piss?

nah, i don't piss my pants. i'm grown

 

[casper90403]

Man... I’m still here perplexed.. Like afterwards did everyone just sit in the with the smell of doo doo in the air. Did you roll down the windows and toss the bucket.. did you have a cover sitting in the back of the car..

Idk if I’m a comedy writer I’m legit adding that story to a family road trip movie.. Like did everyone else in car just sit there shocked .. did you hit them with the afterwards

yep, it was a bucket we always kept in my car that carried baseballs so my son could hit off a tee with. And yeah, there was a point when the stench was bad. But everyone was a champ and didn't complain because they know I have issues, and i was losing my mind because i thought I was going to crap myself. Look, I tried to hold it in so we can find a restroom but there was no time. It had to be done.

 

[stillin729]

 

[DeadsetAce]

yep, it was a bucket we always kept in my car that carried baseballs so my son could hit off a tee with. And yeah, there was a point when the stench was bad. But everyone was a champ and didn't complain because they know I have issues, and i was losing my mind because i thought I was going to crap myself. Look, I tried to hold it in so we can find a restroom but there was no time. It had to be done.

you trollin', right?

 

[nick.]

It had to be done.

Did it?

 

[kdslittlebro]

I'm just waiting on one of ya'll to drop the bombshell that yall took a **** in the urinal to avoid backsplash or some ****

 

[spacedoodoo]

who is the dude that ****s once every 2 OR 3 ****ING DAYS?!!!! someone feed that boi [/QUOTE

I'm taking like 3-4 ****s a day bruh

 

[DeadsetAce]

casper should change his screen name to bucketboi

 

[casper90403]

you trollin', right?

I wish. On everything.

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

yep, it was a bucket we always kept in my car that carried baseballs so my son could hit off a tee with. And yeah, there was a point when the stench was bad. But everyone was a champ and didn't complain because they know I have issues, and i was losing my mind because i thought I was going to crap myself. Look, I tried to hold it in so we can find a restroom but there was no time. It had to be done.

Have you gotten your stomach checked out by a doctor?

 

[stillin729]

I am waiting for one of y'all to say you do it in the damn shower