Amsterdam..Red light district...suggestions?

%+$% wise.man nothing wil top ecuador. for 8-20 bucks ur bangin colombian porn stars.
 
Originally Posted by W1LL I AM

%+$% wise.man nothing wil top ecuador. for 8-20 bucks ur bangin colombian porn stars.


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Funny story from last month....

Hanging out with some Italian/Romanian friends...

Had a couple drinks, decided to go to some strip clubs in downtown Rome. I hoppped in the backseat and went to sleep.

Woke up at a whorehouse in Naples.

The girls were beautiful but it was so random I decided to refrain from doing anything I might regret later.

BTW, Naples is the grimiest city I've ever been to. And I've been all over the US and to the middle east lol.
 
Don't be too worried about safety in RLD, from what I've heard there should be plenty cops around.

I'm about to check out Grey Area and Greenhouse Effect
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Originally Posted by dbbabd

How much did yall's trip cost all together?? I want to go bad
I have an interrail pass so I can't real tell about the travelling costs but we're staying in a guesthouse for 2 nights for about $60.
 
i could never pay for sex. i have no idea how people can do it and i see it everyday.
 
well damn, this makes me wanna go to amsterdam now!!! my boy can get international flights for around $100 first class
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might have to take advantage of that near the end of the summer.

what language do these girls speak anyway?
 
Originally Posted by Illuztrious

Funny story from last month....

Hanging out with some Italian/Romanian friends...

Had a couple drinks, decided to go to some strip clubs in downtown Rome. I hoppped in the backseat and went to sleep.

Woke up at a whorehouse in Naples.

The girls were beautiful but it was so random I decided to refrain from doing anything I might regret later.

BTW, Naples is the grimiest city I've ever been to. And I've been all over the US and to the middle east lol.


True about Naples, after cvisiting i now know why almost every italian-american has roots in southern italian towns such as Naples...because if your from Rome,Milan, or Florence you have no reason to leave...Naples, Calabria, and parts of Sicily can be shady
 
brettTHEjett wrote:
I'll chime in since I've been here a year now.

I don't know the exact streets that the REALLY GOOD prostitutes are on, but I've walked through alot and hit up one dime I just couldn't resist.
Since you are asking about red light specifically I will give you my run-down. Like I said I don't know exactly what street it is on, but hit up any smoke shop in the center (there is alot of them) and you will be pointed in the right direction.
Keep in mind everyone is really cool and Ductch when it comes to helping you out with where to and not to go.
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. Also keep in mind you will never see these people ever again so who gives a $#@+ if they see you going into a red light window...
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Once you find the right street, do a little "window shopping"and pick out your favorite. As soon as you make eye contact with a girl she will be scratching the glass beggin for ya haha. Don't go in expecting to walk out w/o having done anything because these girls are hotter than anything you're going to pick up at a club haha.

Pick ya chick and right at the door (don't go in yet) lay down the contract. I had a bad experience because this broad wanted 50 euros for *%@% and suck (standard) but any additional positions were another 50 euros. SMH that is not normal. Tell this *#+ exactly what you want to do and be really nice to her.
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. Remember these are real people too.. don't be shy to give a tip, or compliment them. These girls just trying to get paid haha.

If she agrees and you agree then ya go on up to her little pad, you pay her, and when both of ya are clothing-less she will bust out a dome (mandatory, don't even consider not using one. and yes they provide). then ya do ya thang, say thank you and go on with your day.


my main advice is
-don't go into the red light with anything other than your NEEDED cash. it's fairly risky there to get $#@+ stolen who knows
-you WILL REEK of her perfume afterwards
-no photos
-50 euros should get you what you want (if established ahead of time) for 20 mins.


you can get guides to the best coffee shops. i just hit up betty bops and pre roleld jays are 3 euros.

Other than that, keep your head up and don't get mugged (it's pretty safe....).
For things like nightlife and hotels it is pretty expensive unless you go grimey but for 100 euros you can get a 2 bed - room that is pretty decent. i paid 400 bucks one night to stay in the tulip inn. smh. it was nice tho aha.
That right there says it best. Don't walk around with too much cash or a bag. Leave the camera at the hotel and if you are there with a friendrole with him. The sex museum are a trip go check one out. Good luck rap up and get high as a kite.

You know what take a picture at a unique location and everyone here on NT who goes to Amsterdam should try to take a pic at the same spot.
 
Amsterdam is sick...went there back in 2001 and had a blast, you should go to The Grasshopper, or The Bulldog, just some og bud spots out there. also i believethey have a place called babes if i remember correctly that is similar to Hooters, but the beer is cheap and you can take shots off of the waitresses there.Over all its a fun place to be. I stayed at the AMS hotel out there was players got upgrade to a business suite and couldnt ask for anything more. The bud ischeaper out there and 10X better quality than you can find out here. Be careful if you get one of the spliffs from out there tho, its a mix of tobacco, hashand bud, i took a fat hit of that thinking it was just bud and hash, damn near knocked me on my %#+. if you want to try shrooms they have those a small liquorshops. you are gonna have hella fun out there tho
 
Originally Posted by joegonzalez99

Be careful if you get one of the spliffs from out there tho, its a mix of tobacco, hash and bud, i took a fat hit of that thinking it was just bud and hash, damn near knocked me on my %#+. if you want to try shrooms they have those a small liquor shops. you are gonna have hella fun out there tho
Won't be any tobacco in you spliffs since you can't smoke it in coffeshops anymore.

The shroom shops are called "smart shops"
 
you guys are talking about prostitutes like thats whats good....i could never pay for that. Its too weird.

I remember we brought my homie to TJ one time an he wanted a girl. So we brought him to this one spot. Dude went in did the business and came out likethis
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I went to some ball tournament near Amsterdam, so we decided to go one day earlier and hit the city for the night. There was about 6 of us and my boy bookedsome hostel that was cheap and pretty much downtown. We got there at late lunch time, so we wanted to check out the hostel first. The 3 of us were walkingaround the city trying to find it and asking for directions, so then this bum approaches us and tells us he needs some change for a hotel and he shows us thatleaflet of the hostel we are looking for
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When we got to the hostel the beds we have booked were in those 15+ person rooms with all the bums who were lucky and got their money on the streets, so wejust decided against staying there and went straight to the tournament later that night
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We still got around the city and it I definitely plan on going there in the near future. Dont go to RLD during the day though, cuz most of the"girls" are really old and fat, at night the better ones show up though
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My boy wanted to take a picture with one, but her pimp just got out and it got a little serious, but we were 6 deep, so there wasnt much he coulddo. In the end he offered us discount if we wanted
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Actually I was pretty sorry for some of the girls there, cuz they were trying their best to get people attention, but still were so ugly and fat that nobodywanted to have anything to do with them
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My boy would come to some ofthem and ask for price and when he got the answer, he would just turn back yelling "NO WAY!", so most of them would try to hit him with a discountreal quick
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yeah I don't know about paying for ({})

but I just wanna know about what else there is to do there. RLD, clubs, coffee shops is a given
anyone?
 
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