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*!!+ aint funny, if it get cut wrong ill have a patch on my head with hair going in each and every direction. its bad enough that its in thefront, just have me looking right bOriginally Posted by CarminePOWER
Barber pet peeves
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I hate that too, I know how to !**%##* keep my head still dammit.
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only place my barber touch me is on the ear and thats just to hold it down so he can line me up
all that lip stuff is on some other stuff
all that lip stuff is on some other stuff
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I hate when my barbers are talking on the phone while cutting my hair. Answering the phone and having a 2-3 min. convo is fine but its disrespectful whenthey're having a 15+ min convo while they're cutting.
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when i was like 13 i had an afro went in to get a shape up came out with less than half what i walked in with i didnt go to another barber forlike 5 years when i chopped it off do to some dumb east oakland #+#!% claiming she could get my hair to lock up and i came out looking like pedro martinez orwhatever dudes name isOriginally Posted by doosta45
who you telling. back when afros was the *#*@ i had went to go get a shape before going to arkansas. the joint was bomb when i hopped out but when i got home and washed it. the joint looked like i had slept on the right side of my head for the last 50yearsOriginally Posted by Mangudai954
I think you can agree with me then when I say some barbers plain suck at doing 'fros.worst part was that i couldnt go the next morning and ask dude to fix it because we got on the plane later that night. never again, never again
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resting there hand on your head while giving you a cut.
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talkin n da phone just pisses me off
and da worst part of it is if deymight mess up.
disgruntled 2
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There are certain things that go down in EVERY barbershop
1. Waiting - My barber is my boy and I still have to wait 30min to an hour somtimes
2. Your barber selling stuff - barbers are huslers mayne
3. Talking on the phone - Any respectable barber can talk on the phone and still keep you fresh
4. Crackheads - every shop has one crackhead that cleans up for smack or dollars, no complaints guys
5. Looking at your face - How do you expect dude to give you that tight lineup? Here's a trick, if you trust your barber just close your eyes til hesfinished, akward moment eliminated.
And whats up with you guys' barbers. My boy has been cuttin my hair for 9 years and never touched my face or put his nuts on me.
1. Waiting - My barber is my boy and I still have to wait 30min to an hour somtimes
2. Your barber selling stuff - barbers are huslers mayne
3. Talking on the phone - Any respectable barber can talk on the phone and still keep you fresh
4. Crackheads - every shop has one crackhead that cleans up for smack or dollars, no complaints guys
5. Looking at your face - How do you expect dude to give you that tight lineup? Here's a trick, if you trust your barber just close your eyes til hesfinished, akward moment eliminated.
And whats up with you guys' barbers. My boy has been cuttin my hair for 9 years and never touched my face or put his nuts on me.
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*Some barbers who don't know what a tape-up is, and instead gives me a bald fade
*Barbers who lose passion to cut hair and keep their customer satisfaction on point. Lose passion, your just cutting hair, just to get money and quickly getmore customers on your seat.
*Barbers who lose passion to cut hair and keep their customer satisfaction on point. Lose passion, your just cutting hair, just to get money and quickly getmore customers on your seat.
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My barber is cool. My old barber was a hot mess. This dude was Dominican, so you know he's gonna blast his country's music, which is cool. Whatevergets his mojo goin'. But then he starts salsa dancing in between cuttin' me.
Plus when he would line my facial hair up, he would always put hissnatch smellin' finger(s) on my lips. And of course, the old turning your sideburns into toothpics. Needless to say, I dropped him ASAP.
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When they start talking about stupid stuff when they're about to cut your hair. Dudes were trying to figure out if a tiger could jump on his barbershoproof( 1 story and really small in size) in a single leap???? They used to have some ridiculous conversations at my old barbershop
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i always gotta tell my barber to be careful when he's giving me a razor edge up cus he tends to get distracted and i end up with a scabbed up line up cushe cuts me and i usually cant tell until im out of there
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I just have my buddy buzz my head with a 4 or 5 guard...looks pretty good.
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Originally Posted by sooperhooper
ya'll boys clowinin. Cutting your own hair FTW.
QFT
I haven't been to a barber shop since I was 14. I've been cutting my hair since then. I'm 33 now. Just cut it yesterday as a matter of fact. I knowwhat I like, so its all good.