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ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know
 

breaux

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Originally Posted by domdiddydoo

ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know
 
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Originally Posted by domdiddydoo

ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know




Originally Posted by northparkblind

someone signs on nt

and makes a dumb thread.
 

ITO

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bet when you made this thread you thought it would be hilarious huh?
 

JAYxSF415

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Originally Posted by breaux

Originally Posted by domdiddydoo

ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know
Someone is bound to flip this picture. (I'm too lazy)
 
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Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, "So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"
 
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Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"
 
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Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"
 
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Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"

that's how I felt.
 
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Why does a prostitute make more money then a crack dealer?


Cause she can wash her crack, and sell it again!
 

soltheman

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Why don't you buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove.

A man driving a car hits a woman, who gets in his way. Who's fault is it? The mans, for driving in the kitchen.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's suffrage.
 
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Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"

 
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Originally Posted by soltheman

Why don't you buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove.

A man driving a car hits a woman, who gets in his way. Who's fault is it? The mans, for driving in the kitchen.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's suffrage.
Wow. The first made me
 
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