Best Pick-Up Lines

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what's your best pick up lines

the thing i always do that works for me is walking by a good looking girl at a table, and then "accidentaly" drop $40,000 dollars on the table and go"ahh screw it, it's not even worth bending over to pick up"

i find this works with ease

but warning, you have to look the part to pull this one off

what are yours?
 
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Originally Posted by Reprisentin MIA

what's your best pick up lines

the thing i always do that works for me is walking by a good looking girl at a table, and then "accidentaly" drop $40,000 dollars on the table and go "ahh screw it, it's not even worth bending over to pick up"

i find this works with ease

but warning, you have to look the part to pull this one off

what are yours?
 
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Originally Posted by Reprisentin MIA

what's your best pick up lines

the thing i always do that works for me is walking by a good looking girl at a table, and then "accidentaly" drop $40,000 dollars on the table and go "ahh screw it, it's not even worth bending over to pick up"

i guess you like them gold diggers
 
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Guy: "What do you look for in a guy?"

Girl: "blah blah blah.... what do you look for in a girl?"

Guy: "Nothing really... just an opportunity"
 
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Originally Posted by Dom90

Originally Posted by Reprisentin MIA

what's your best pick up lines

the thing i always do that works for me is walking by a good looking girl at a table, and then "accidentaly" drop $40,000 dollars on the table and go "ahh screw it, it's not even worth bending over to pick up"

i guess you like them gold diggers
Either that or he's finding girls that are attracted to the color of Monopoly money.
 
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i usually say "look, i wanna have sex with you or atleast get some head, if you're down gimme your number and i'll call you later ortomorrow."
 
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Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Guy: "What do you look for in a guy?"

Girl: "blah blah blah.... what do you look for in a girl?"

Guy: "Nothing really... just an opportunity"
I plan on using this sometime soon. Thank you kind sir.
 
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Originally Posted by spsfinest212

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Guy: "What do you look for in a guy?"

Girl: "blah blah blah.... what do you look for in a girl?"

Guy: "Nothing really... just an opportunity"
I plan on using this sometime soon. Thank you kind sir.
man NTers got no game... what happens when shorty says...

"so u couldnt even find one redeeming quality about me? ull jus take what u can get huh?
"
 
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sometimes i say "hey do you got change for a million dollars?" and they start to laugh, at which time i actually pull out a million dollar bill andlet them know im not kidding
then i have sex with them
 
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one time i told a girl "my parents are still married."
and she replied "umm, so?"
to which i replied, "think we'll still be married when chris and rachel are around our age?"
she immediately got out of her chair, grabbed me by my collar, took me into an empty room, and proceeded to make love to me.
 
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Sober: [Eye Contact] "I'm ______" (insert first name)"nice to meet you"


Intoxicated: [Eye Contact] "Do you like ______" (insert random thought (mustard works)) "You look like a Dijon kind've girl"

Second line is adlibbed
 
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