Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[asu334]

Originally Posted by JRAdagreat72

Originally Posted by yungchris504

hahahaha
cute....

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From: Me
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:10 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

Ok Coaches need some help here this chick is a straight beast
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...umID=742492&imageID=227642#a=742492&i=3630723

Co-sign! nice one...from one teammate to another, hit her with something like " im glad i was able to make you laugh...tell me a bit about yourself" ..DONT FUMBLE!!!!


Yea thats Diznee she go to school out in Cali her real name is Chelsea and she got a dude

so if her myspace aint sayin all that then its a fake

 

[rellnye]

One of the localz links was a ******. Ayo.

 

[charmcitykid]

i gotta give props where its due... this kid sorkoram is pretty good at this.

 

[cobra kai]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]I'm going in![/color]

 

[sirtalkalot718]

^^^True story. I gotta a new profile pic or somethin. Im bout to see wats good wit localz or crushspot.

 

[robby valentino]

is anyone doin FB in NYC???(and VA when i go back to school)?

if not i might have to get in this and get a lil silly

 

[forgot about jae]

whats blackplanet lookin like in houston ? where the lightskin girls at ?

matter fact where the white women at ? its 2009, i want good credit

 

[joshhassolex]

haha, i guess i'm apologize
my bad, i was just trying to catch your attention
i see it kinda worked
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From: ξιϒΜ...R.I.P JB
Date: Jan 2, 2009 4:15 PM



u must be ot ure %%#%%# mind to atleast even think i wud say yes...dont bother writtin back cuz i got nothin else to say to u
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From: Josh P
Date: Jan 1, 2009 11:27 PM



pics of the skeezer







apparently she's mad

 

[trapmuzik617]

Im 1 for 2 so far at the ones that responded.
Should i just not reply or should i say somethin?

Well my page is set on public so when you look at it you will know that my heart is taken

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r
Date: Jan 2, 2009 5:26 PM


Well i apologize for comin off as disrespectful... i aint mean no harm. Just tried to get your attention... and i see it worked. And i kno u dont kno me... butu could get to kno me

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From: *[emoji]9829[/emoji]*2009 Is Our Year {RMS}*[emoji]9829[/emoji]*
Date: Jan 2, 2009 4:45 PM


1st off I do not know you...and secondly is that the way the you talk to females...If so you need to do better cause thats not cute at all

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:21 AM


can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

waitin on this one to respond

hmmmm
it really depends on wat u are requesting me to bring lol

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From: W33k3nd L0v3r
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:11 PM



o thats wats up. so shall we negotiate the terms of my borrowing lease? i wanna kno wat u can bring to the table...
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From: ╚»☆|mZ. HeLeNa|☆«

 

[timelessflight]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

whats blackplanet lookin like in houston ? where the lightskin girls at ?

matter fact where the white women at ? its 2009, i want good credit

not much on my side, nothing but mudducks. Only a few nice ones though.

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Springfield, I'll help you with Arkansas ( I know quite a few around your way[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]) and Clutch I got the DFW pretty much wrapped up but if you want to send some my way..feel free[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]more bones for the beasts[/color]

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, canI visit you between the holidays?"

"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that*pops* up!"

"Hey sweetie I'm a recovering alcoholic and is it me or is that akeg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ASAP!"

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against meloser?"

"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears."
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but downunder."

"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. How about we correct your mistake of not getting with me, you down?"


Ok damnit, let's just get reckless with this shiii

 

[timelessflight]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Springfield, I'll help you with Arkansas ( I know quite a few around your way

)

more bones for the beasts

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that *pops* up!"

"Hey sweetie I'm a recovering alcoholic and is it me or is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ASAP!"

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me loser?"

"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. How about we correct your mistake of not getting with me, you down?"


Ok damnit, let's just get reckless with this shiii

bout to try this one out. I'm on my "I don't give a f mode"

 

[yungchris504]

Originally Posted by asu334

Originally Posted by JRAdagreat72

Originally Posted by yungchris504

hahahaha
cute....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:10 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

Ok Coaches need some help here this chick is a straight beast
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...umID=742492&imageID=227642#a=742492&i=3630723

Co-sign! nice one...from one teammate to another, hit her with something like " im glad i was able to make you laugh...tell me a bit about yourself" ..DONT FUMBLE!!!!

Yea thats Diznee she go to school out in Cali her real name is Chelsea and she got a dude

so if her myspace aint sayin all that then its a fake

Yea after conversing with this person I know it is definitely not her who ever this person is has to be stupid she said her dad retired as a Lt after 32 yearsof service, how the hell you in 32 yrs and still a Lt

 

[eastpointoutlaw]

Any dudes in atlanta let me know so I. An be on the look out of lines used don't want a tech from the ref

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Im 1 for 2 so far at the ones that responded.
Should i just not reply or should i say somethin?

Well my page is set on public so when you look at it you will know that my heart is taken

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: W33k3nd L0v3r
Date: Jan 2, 2009 5:26 PM


Well i apologize for comin off as disrespectful... i aint mean no harm. Just tried to get your attention... and i see it worked. And i kno u dont kno me... but u could get to kno me

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: *[emoji]9829[/emoji]*2009 Is Our Year {RMS}*[emoji]9829[/emoji]*
Date: Jan 2, 2009 4:45 PM


1st off I do not know you...and secondly is that the way the you talk to females...If so you need to do better cause thats not cute at all

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: W33k3nd L0v3r
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:21 AM


can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

waitin on this one to respond

hmmmm
it really depends on wat u are requesting me to bring lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: W33k3nd L0v3r
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:11 PM



o thats wats up. so shall we negotiate the terms of my borrowing lease? i wanna kno wat u can bring to the table...
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From: ╚»☆|mZ. HeLeNa|☆«

 

[sirtalkalot718]

^^^Aint tryna knock the game but those aint nothin but bad pickup lines. You would never walk up to a female n say that mess. But then again its the internetwho cares.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by sirtalkalot718

^^^Aint tryna knock the game but those aint nothin but bad pickup lines. You would never walk up to a female n say that mess. But then again its the internet who cares.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Personally, I don't use pickup lines but this is the "Can I Hit Loser?" thread so itsonly right for me to use beast lines... as I've said before, you can get it by [any means neccessary][/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]just GET it[/color]

 

[sirtalkalot718]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by sirtalkalot718

^^^Aint tryna knock the game but those aint nothin but bad pickup lines. You would never walk up to a female n say that mess. But then again its the internet who cares.

Personally, I don't use pickup lines but this is the "Can I Hit Loser?" thread so its only right for me to use beast lines... as I've said before, you can get it by [any means neccessary]

just GET it

Yea didnt think anyone did these days, but thats wat they sound like to me. Anyway, back to the game.

 

[joshhassolex]

working on another one

lol nah i just being stupid to catch your attention, i see it worked
so whats really good with you tho?

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From: Only Lisa 261
Date: Jan 2, 2009 4:47 PM


i highly doubt that. im sure youll be a millionare with those pickup lines lol. it was sweet though. i give you props kiddo :]

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From: Josh P
Date: Jan 2, 2009 4:03 PM


If I received a dollar, for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you....I'd have one dollar.

 

[chris steez]

[color= rgb(204, 0, 0)] lmao...this page is FULL of L's....lmao@the broad who gotmad at the "shall i apologize" line...imdying...and that stank broad who turned down the can i borrow you line...she aint even all that...smh...she's 3 pennies[/color]

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by yungchris504

Originally Posted by asu334

Originally Posted by JRAdagreat72

Originally Posted by yungchris504

hahahaha
cute....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:10 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

Ok Coaches need some help here this chick is a straight beast
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...umID=742492&imageID=227642#a=742492&i=3630723

Co-sign! nice one...from one teammate to another, hit her with something like " im glad i was able to make you laugh...tell me a bit about yourself" ..DONT FUMBLE!!!!

Yea thats Diznee she go to school out in Cali her real name is Chelsea and she got a dude

so if her myspace aint sayin all that then its a fake

Yea after conversing with this person I know it is definitely not her who ever this person is has to be stupid she said her dad retired as a Lt after 32 years of service, how the hell you in 32 yrs and still a Lt

yea went to HS with this chick dont let the pics fool you shes not that bad in person......

 

[tmukg21]

I gotta a real challenge for my Miami heads. We will need the coaching staff for this one to prep this player,pick the lines, flavor of Gatorade, everything, the reward could be big.

myspace.com/veronicaclayborne

Go hard!

 

[sorkoram]

^ Looks suspect but for all you Facebook heads, in order to get to the network page, you have to click account settings>> then networks>> then click on the the number where it says "there are _____ in the ______ network. (make sure you do it for all of yournetworks

)

After that it takes you to the Browse My Networks page

play it however you want guys, lines or no lines ..get it done

 

[tmukg21]

I met her in real life once a while back , I'll know if who ever gets her has her real number

 

[superantigen]

Originally Posted by TimelessFlight

a lil update...

not bad for a 30 year old

Nice to meet you too Nikki. So tell me a lil bit about yourself....

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From: HER
Date: Jan 2, 2009 7:28 AM

hey keith im nikki. nice to meet you.

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From: ME
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:35 PM


Yea, please allow me to introduce myself, I'm Keith and I would forever be grateful if you could tell me your name.


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From: HER
Date: Jan 1, 2009 11:21 PM


lol, thanks, just checking because ya never know what people do these days.

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From: ME
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:10 PM


Just for entertainment purposes, you know.. a laugh here, a smile there, giving me a little time to drool in between

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From: HER
Date: Jan 1, 2009 11:06 PM


nothing much lol, and that depends on what ya gonna use me for.

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From: ME
Date: Jan 1, 2009 8:49 PM


wsup cutie? can i borrow you? i'll give you back.. promise :]

After reviewing the play...

Comon son, it's this early in the game and you aiming for safety's...

You better stop messing around and act like you want to win...aim for a touchdown son...