Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[chris steez]

[color= rgb(204, 51, 0)]Heres highlights of my recent TD...[/color]

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From: xo. aℓessandra <3
Date: Dec 31, 2008 3:02 PM


oh i cant wait trust me

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From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 31, 2008 2:55 PM


lol well then thats going to change..ima turn orlando inside out!..that way if you end up not liking me

then you'll have more options!!! ;D
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From: xo. aℓessandra <3
Date: Dec 31, 2008 2:45 PM


<small>well i orlando
aint nothing but boyz
and play play husbands.

i do to =]

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From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 31, 2008 2:43 PM



yes ma'am...im surprised YOU haven't found that one in a millionth boy...well actually now you found him

As for earning you...i love a challenge!!
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From: xo. aℓessandra <3
Date: Dec 31, 2008 2:36 PM


<small>lol aww im sorry
wats a hanssome boy like
living around all that stuff.

well im glad cuz theres 1 out of million
romantic boyz out there!
but you gotta earn me lol =]

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From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 31, 2008 2:31 PM


THANKS! and i was playing bout the long walks on the beach theres no beaches around where i live...just crackheads,corner stores and gangs

Although i would love to do it with a girl like you which is a rare breed now a days...and believe me i can be reaaal romantic

lol and yea we shoulddefinatley chill when i touchdown in florida...

forget borrow...i think i might consider keeping you

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xo. aℓessandra <3
Date: Dec 31, 2008 2:18 PM


<small>i love how you wrote this.
it was so east to read.
well thats all goodie.
so you coming to my turf
for college that cool.
i hope you full fill your dreams boo.
and that really romantic long walks on the
beach. maybe when you get here we can go for that

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 31, 2008 1:51 PM


NIIICE!...

well im chris (18 y.o.) born in NY (manhattan) but raised in jersey and currently living here (paterson) but im moving away to orlando florida this upcomingfeb. for college (majoring in recording arts and music business)

Im half dominican/half puerto rican but can barely speak spanish (but i understand it)

Music is id say about 90% of my life...i bump everything but mainly rap/hip-hop but lately ive been leaning away from rap since everything is beginning tosound the same...

Im an aspiring artist! (music not painting) but ive been slacking lately...

hmm what else...o yea..im a capricorn and i like long walks on the beach

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xo. aℓessandra <3
Date: Dec 31, 2008 10:51 AM


<small>well my name is Alessandra Chanelle Williamson!
im black & mexican but i chill wit more black peeps
im nineteen and im in college, i got to the unaversity of florida. i majored on protography witch is like film!
i love to dance to slow jams and i like to bump n grind.
to some songs. i also love to draw stuff as well. i live one
day at a time. i believe everybody should. cuz if they did
there lifes would be alot easier. i dont believe people
should live in the future or past. is ok to plan your future
but not live in it. and the same as the past. its okay to
learn form the past but also not live it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 31, 2008 2:15 AM


lol@lame !%# line...mine is a legit question...and dont worry hun ill be a gentleman...but first tell me about yourself...i would love to know what you'llbe bringing to the table ; )
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..lol the one i get all the time.
is hey your beautiful can i get ur number.
im like i dont even know you...
yes you can borrow me just be easy lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 30, 2008 10:32 PM



ahh so i made you smile lol well i just HAD to get your attention...i can only imagine how much messages a day a woman of your caliber gets a day saying"(insert pickup line here)"...

lol so back to the original question...i didn't see a no so i guess thats a yes??
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xo. aℓessandra <3
Date: Dec 30, 2008 10:11 PM


..lol thats was sweet.
almost more sweet then kool-aid lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 30, 2008 9:58 PM


hey gorgeous...can i borrow you? i promise ill give you back

 

[cobra kai]

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[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]This year I'm going for it...[/color]

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[ratxaxtat]

Originally Posted by Cobra Kai

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Manoa?

 

[yoda]

No lie, I'm bookmarking this cause I will be watching...

 

[jumpman247]

el oh el

 

[crossisom]

Couldn't wait one more day huh?

On a side note, my office (inbox) is always open, so if you guys need help but don't want to bring it to the whole team's attention, I'm here.

 

[trapmuzik617]

haha ima keep up wit this one... vol. 2 helped me out alot

... furthered my pimp game

 

[fifthname]

Christeez that broad is fine, but she sounds mad stupid

 

[jjsrf]

Subject: Hi, I have a secret to tell you.
Body: you're awesome!!! .......and i would love to beat those buns.
if im being to forward, excuse the later, and lets just go with you're awesome!

Subject: Im not like most guys
Body: Most guys want to just hit it and quit it,
I on the other hand, want to hit it....and continue hitting it for an undetermined time frame, that can be discussed between us.
hey.. I was just lookin at your page and i like what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)
Your a cutie, and I want your booty.....

Please excuse my intrusion, but my concern for your need of fillatio and attractive smile has drawn me to conclude that you might receive numerous amountsof messages a day. None in which offers you anything of your interest. I, on the other hand am willing to make your day. I enjoy role playing and if you wouldbe interested in trying it, you should contact me. All in all, would you like to stick my manhood inside your womanly area?

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.
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Do you talk to dark skin brothers, whos charm should be a felony in 2/3 of this country

What's good girly, i just had to let you know you have exquisite breast. i dont write to chicks to often but, you look do-able...wanna get somethingpoppin?

how you doing sweetheart im cool daddy and i was looking at your profile and like what i see i not gonna feed you no player bull ++! cause that aint me.
I wanna wife ya up eat it and beat it you decide the order let e know whats up

WOW, your beauty is just astounding!!!
after looking at your page and your pics....i have came to only one conclusion....
i need to beat those buns....you down?

Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weeklyhabit of mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio
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I know my sheer goodness impresses the best of them(smiles). Some may find it hard to be a model citizen but me..not so much. So tell me how is this strickingfigure of the female gender doing?
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English accent

Yeah I'm having a party and I gotta have a female who looks like you, otherwise wouldn't nobody come.


But then again, it's just gonna be me and you.

Hey beautiful, just came through to tell you that I find you very attractive and ... EFF it, enough with the small talk, I wanna smash............... Simple asthat, you down?

I jut sent that message cuz I knew it would get your attention. Plus you look too smart to do some stuff like that. Forgive me please. I'm just tryingto play games with a cute girl, you should play along.

Im the type of guy that goes after what he wants... i like your page and i want to get to know you
hit me back or forever be a lamo!

 

[chris steez]

Originally Posted by FifthName

Christeez that broad is fine, but she sounds mad stupid

[color= rgb(204, 102, 0)]She will only get dumber...yes...i want all of her brain[/color]

 

[im cool c]

About to get my O.J on..

 

[pistonsnick13]

damn, this is funnnny stuff, i need to come into general more often!

 

[atlien seeko]

Count me in for this round.

 

[asu334]

 

[skribzzrc]

damnnn haha you pulled her nicee

 

[eight2one]

last 2 have been really entertaining.

 

[geminifly]

We Ready!

 

[gg0tti]

Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habit of mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio

Did anyone actually use that? I'm here laughing after reading that.

 

[Chamelio Salamander]

much success to all participants..

 

[eastpointoutlaw]

I'm defenitly in I
bout go ham on females in Atlanta

 

[and1play5]

It's game time....

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by GG0tti

Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habit of mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio

Did anyone actually use that? I'm here laughing after reading that.


In the OG thread vol 1, that was the go to line, like Kobe in the 4th

Chicks were just biting it though

, not just hood chicks either

 

[chris steez]

This is another one im in the works with

[color= rgb(204, 102, 0)]....in all honesty though...i sense a fumble...i asked for her aim but no response[/color]

[color= rgb(204, 102, 0)]..im feelin like joe budden dear diary..."sent ol' girl a message no reply but she readit"....soarkoram..hit me with a playbook....i can't let this one slip[/color]




lol no i figured thats how u found me lol j/p

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 27, 2008 12:51 PM


easy...i just googled "beautifal entity"...and your name popped up...crazy huh...
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lol wow well i think i do! thats amazing i dont know how u found me......

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 27, 2008 12:30 PM


yea expensive...im gonna be so new to the area : ( *sighs* ....if only i knew a godess like being named stamaia who would be willing to show me around o whatever will i do??.... WAIT!..i think you fit that critetia! ; )
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oh ya thats a good scool i heard

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From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 26, 2008 9:43 PM


full sail...
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oh ya wat college u goin to??

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From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 26, 2008 7:31 PM


yep...in paterson...but im actually moving to orlando in february cuz ima be going to college there
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lol wow thats a really long name im glad i can call u chris lmao u live in Jersey?

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From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 26, 2008 5:06 PM


o0o ok thats a nice name...im chrisgodsgifttowomen but all my friends/fam/and the kids at the orphanage that i make donations to like to call me chris forshort ; )
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my name is stamaia but u can call me tia i kno its a hard name urs?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 26, 2008 3:48 PM


lol yes ma'am so for starters whats your name sweetie?
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hehehe ur a funny one huh


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 26, 2008 2:44 PM


lol is it working??...if so then i might consider borrowing you longer then i have planned to...depending on your contract negotiations ; )
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lol aaww how sweet...u tryin to make me feel special n win me over huh lol

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From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 25, 2008 8:40 PM


lmao...dont worry seetie..i know your not a prostitute..how can someone put a pricetag on something of your kind??..however lavishing you wouldnt be an issuefor me ;-)....(well atleast for the period of time im borrowing you) lol
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well...im very expensive its 700 an hour the first 4 hrs n after that its 300 per hour i dont think u can afford me lol let me stop i sound like a veryexpensive prostitute lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 25, 2008 6:40 PM


hey im a man of my wrd lol...so wat are the terms of the lease?? lol
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ok onli if u promise to giv me bak lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 25, 2008 2:39 PM


can i borrow you??? i promise ill give you back

 

[geminifly]

^^^shorty is mean. What city you in Steez?

 

[chris steez]

Paterson ^^