Certain Celebrities

[ahat]

When I work from home and don't go to the gym or outside for anything important. Wash face brush teeth, shower every other day.

You brush your teeth every other day??? Your mouth definitely smells like ****

 

[crazy ebw]

That’s some next level bowel movement man

 

[ahat]

That’s some next level bowel movement man

I mean i got a shower at my disposal, might as well clean up properly

 

[finessence]

This is not for poor people who work regular 9 to 5s outside their homes. Many celebrities live a lifestyle where this is ok. If I were between movies and I were an actor and just chilling at home. There's no need for me to shower every day .

so being wealthy is an excuse for being rancid and not washing your behind? Imagine urinating or defecating every day, but you only bath once a week pure filth.

 

[finessence]

These celebrities be in these high end restaurants and clubs musty? The same places that be having dress codes? Somdone Let me know

 

[Master Zik]

It must be a crazy feeling to get use to all that grime and filth accumulating on your body BY CHOICE.

I can count the times I was in a situation where I couldn't and how uncomfortable I felt the whole time until I showered.

 

[deusavertat]

You brush your teeth every other day??? Your mouth definitely smells like ****

I meant on days I don't shower I wash my face and brush my teeth and that should suffice. That was worded strangely. Basically I'm saying I was my face daily even if I don't shower.

 

[Master Zik]

I was about to say.



I don't eat or drink until I brush my teeth. No way I could every other day that.

 

[deusavertat]

so being wealthy is an excuse for being rancid and not washing your behind? Imagine urinating or defecating every day, but you only bath once a week pure filth.

Living a cush lifestyle where you don't have to do anything strenuous is a bit of a pass. That rich dude who has been chilling at home all day probably smells better than a butcher who showered and has been working all day. I shower based on activity levels. If I am at home not doing anything for days and don't go out, it's probably unnecessary to shower daily.

Occupational factors and activity level matters. I'm off this week. If it weren't for the gym I aint showering everyday.

 

[deusavertat]

I was about to say.



I don't eat or drink until I brush my teeth. No way I could every other day that.

I have a tooth that broke over a filling. I brush after every meal and use chlorahexadine mouth wash cause I'm scared of getting an infection.

I have a phobia of dentists and I'm just tryna keep them away for a while longer. But I like candy too much smh

 

[wayniac211]

bad memories. Got locked up one day walked out of the jail the next and straight to work like 3 blocks away and told them don’t talk to me about being late.

Smelling like recycled air no ventilation musk

 

[Mark Antony]

Bruh if I had the bomb *** showers, tubs, steam rooms in house I would stay in the bathroom just because

I'm saying, if you're them and have a shower as big as a regular person house flowing with waters from the Himalaya and 1080 degree multidirectional showers why not use the hell out of it? Hell you want to save water just use 3 of the directions.

 

[g mat ic]

See I couldn't head out without a morning shower. Not so much a clean thing but I just wouldn't feel awake.

Na nah Na

BOTH!!!

 

[g mat ic]

what if you have to take a deuce and you're not home. you jumping in somebody else's shower? if you are at a restaurant, you are washing up in the restroom sink?

DEADASS he a

 

[mplsdunk]

Smelling like recycled air no ventilation musk

feeling great off that plain wonder bread and bologna and wack *** crab apple they give you.

those were the days.

 

[fluid hips]

I don't eat or drink until I brush my teeth.

I used to do that then stopped when I read it defeats the purpose of brushing.

I rinse with water, eat, then brush my teeth.

 

[finessence]

feeling great off that plain wonder bread and bologna and wack *** crab apple they give you.

those were the days.

How that jail goolash taste?

 

[crazy ebw]

I used to do that then stopped when I read it defeats the purpose of brushing.

I rinse with water, eat, then brush my teeth.

Brushing after eating breakfast at home. This is the way.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

fluid hips
I used to only brush AFTER using the same logic but NT helped me realize that it made sense to do it before and after.

 

[finessence]

Can’t forget to floss. Flossing is important as hell after eating

 

[MachineMan]

Can’t forget to floss. Flossing is important as hell after eating

I just got a water flosser my gawd is that thing clutch

 

[feeninlikejodeci]

so being wealthy is an excuse for being rancid and not washing your behind? Imagine urinating or defecating every day, but you only bath once a week pure filth.

Rich dudes have bidets installed in their toilet, that shoots a stream of water at their butt hole after crapping. I think enjoying the sensation is what cause "eating the booty" to go mainstream...at first it was primarily dudes performing the act on women, but now women enjoy doing it to us just to see the look on our faces.

 

[Mark Antony]

No one asked for this information bruh

 

[calypso chanta]

i don't sweat in my sleep. showering before bed ensures you don't bring outside germs in to your bed too

Yes you should shower before you get in your bed. Anyone who doesn't do that at a regular cadence is gross. Also about the not sweating in your sleep; as others have said, sweating in your sleep ≠ drenched. It could be minor, so there's nothing wrong with showering when you wake up, albeit you can make a case for that shower to be optional.

Separately; mattresses accumulate dead skin and dust mites over time – so showering before bed i would argue can help lengthen the life of your mattress.

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For those who have the means; you should shower everyday (before bed is a must, waking up is an option), no exceptions. You can argue about you didn't do _____, you were in the house all day, etc. Yo balls funky. Yo vaheen rank. Wash yourself.

 

[cs02132]

My brother has a landscaping company and there’s been a couple employees over the years who don’t shower. They’d work all day and show up the next day with the same clothes on
One was borderline homeless and the other was a borderline alcoholic so that’s why

back when I had long hair showers became burdensome. I don’t like the idea of taking a shower and not washing my hair. Doesn’t feel “complete” so I had to every time
Sometimes I’d just wanna be in and out but it would end up taking 15-20 minutes