Cleanse your system/detox

[jewseejay]

Weed IS a drug, you know
It's also ILLEGAL, fam

If you're gonna do drugs, commit the sins, and smoke dope all day, you need to go to rehab before you go to a job interview

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[Comparison Ford]

 

for all you know hes just smoking a little weed here and there, i dont think that would classify someone as a "drug addict". 

Weed IS a drug, you know
It's also ILLEGAL, fam

If you're gonna do drugs, commit the sins, and smoke dope all day, you need to go to rehab before you go to a job interview

 

[plansb]

Weed IS a drug, you know
It's also ILLEGAL, fam

If you're gonna do drugs, commit the sins, and smoke dope all day, you need to go to rehab before you go to a job interview

It isnt illegal everywhere, and by your logic anyone who has a beer or two after work is is a drug addict too.

who said anything about smoking "dope" all day, anyways?

 

[jewseejay]

be honest go run and drink a lot of water and also a cap full of vinegar it cleanses your system

All lies and useless. Fat soluable.

If you smoke quality herb and arnt a stick figure could be as long as 90 days. Running daily marathons and chugging vineagar or not

 

[keel252]

Because this is NT

Full of Daddys Ballers Professors Investors Chemists Stylists Chefs, you aint know?

Dudes are so corny

 

[tonydelfreshco]

I JUST posted how. Come on man, read a little.

bruh

 

[pacificnorsewst]

I worked at a tire shop in like 2000 while i was still in high school and they did this.  The one dude i worked with had cornrows and he wouldnt let them take any off, so they said they had to cut it off his beard or armpit.   I bought some 60$ shampoo, that didnt do ****, i got fired.   

 

[spamandsugar]

How long u smoke op

Everyday day for the past week

 

[spamandsugar]

If your concerned about getting a job, you shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place. Your telling me that your unemployed, yet still do drugs all day instead of looking for a job? There goes the problem right there.

Maybe you should just volunteer somewhere like a library in the meanwhile, while you drop the addiction and get your life together. Later on in about 6 months you can hit the job search again, and I'm sure your volunteer job will be more than happy to give you a referral.
You're not ready to be an employee yet.

I was actually employed for two years full time up until just yesterday. I lost my job unexpectedly. You dnot know my situation so I'm not even trippin on what you said. I was just looking for advice man

 

[spamandsugar]

Hey right on thanks yall for the advice and the input. Shoulda gave yall a lil background story. I smoke weed from time to time but everyday since last week. I lost my job yestrday and didn't see it coming so last night was my last night smoking I was tryin to see what works best.
Flyny shut yo punk *** up..you got some hate in you. Good luck in life with your negative ***.

 

[danetc12]

Some dumb stuff on this thread. So many intelligent, hard-working people do some sort of drugs. Now about the question. My dumb *** cousin still smoked and did drugs on probation.. Ended up on drug court but still passed a majority of tests.

1. Sounds stupid but I drove him to this one.. He microwaved one of his friends piss, poured it in a condom and rubberband the condom.. Then popped the piss and spilled it everywhere and passed. Works if they aren't staring at you.

2. Drink water. You can literally piss out straight water to buy time. Worst thing that can happen is you have to retest.

3. Can't remember the substance but look it up. Put it on your fingers and piss through it.

4. Whizzator, only heard successful stories about it.

If you are smoking once a week and are an active person it'll be gone within a week. The month plus period is for people who have been smoking daily for a period of time. Most other drugs come out of system pretty quick. If it's a hair test you're screwed. Goodluck, stop doing drugs if it's needed.

 

[trelvis tha thrilla]

Just look up Quick Fix. Its synthetic urine. Ive used it multiple times. Friends have used it. Works every time as long as temperature is right. Its the best bet. Forget all that other nonsense.

 

[flyny]

OP it's jokes fam, relax

But on the real, organic (sugar free) 100% cranberry juice, niacin, and gallons of water a day will have you good. Can't give you a time range but I'll say 2 weeks nonstop should clear you out

 

[truth-serum]

That was a lot of energy you put in if it was a joke

 

[djmano34]

How long do u have?

I used to have to get clean in 4 days when I was on probation.

Mild smoker. I go to the gym everyday and sweat a lot.

I also drink nothing but water. Worked every time.

If you don't eat a good diet/ you rarely cleanse then I suggest you just get one of those drinks.

Who knows if they work or not. Drink water and eat veggies/fruit.

 

[djaward]

I'm saying b.

Jay, if you want a quicker method you can use a vacuum.

I would recommend this:

Supplies needed:
10G needle
Duck Tape
Lightweight garden hose
Enclosed waste basket or 5 gallon mop bucket or if you don't use any baskets get a 5HP dry/wet vac (They should be cheap cause I got one at Home Depot on Black Friday for about $20)

You use the 10G needle on your arm or your thigh if you can isolate a vein. Then you want to attach the hose and use duck tape on the ends. Now this next step is all up to you. You can either suck the other end of the hose. Suck it like your favorite porn star (I'd recommend Juelz Ventura cause she gets sloppy and nasty with it which you'll have to as well as some of that dirty blood will probably get in your mouth) or you can attach the vacuum to the other end and it'll suck all that blood into the wet/dry vac.

The rest is pretty self explanetory

Someone might die after trying this.

Besides getting the drugs out (I DONT DO DRUGS), what is the benefit of blood transfusion?

 

[truth-serum]

So why did you get fired OP?

I don't want to jump to conclusions but you getting high might be tied into it.

 

[spamandsugar]

So why did you get fired OP?

I don't want to jump to conclusions but you getting high might be tied into it.

Naw nothing with me being high at all. Politics and such at work, kind of feel like I got pushed out

 

[art vandelay]

if you are unsure if any of this didnt work the day of, eat several poppy seed bagels to get that false positive

One of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld. Repped.

 

[mplsdunk]

Just look up Quick Fix. Its synthetic urine. Ive used it multiple times. Friends have used it. Works every time as long as temperature is right. Its the best bet. Forget all that other nonsense.

For my first serious response. Yes this works, I know several people in the corporate world smoking like chimneys and passing tests with quick fix.

Jobs that's all you need. It just doesn't work on probation since they stare at your d when you piss. Luckily you aren't on probation! Smoke up and cop a quick fix.

 

[spamandsugar]

For my first serious response. Yes this works, I know several people in the corporate world smoking like chimneys and passing tests with quick fix.

Jobs that's all you need. It just doesn't work on probation since they stare at your d when you piss. Luckily you aren't on probation! Smoke up and cop a quick fix.

Where can you get that at

 

[mplsdunk]

Headshops sell it. It's just synthetic piss you heat up and put in the cup. The place can't watch you piss so all you need is a poker face and quick fix.

 

[iDon’tRead]

How bout those instant drug tests that u leave in ur mouth for 5 mins

 

[mplsdunk]

Man just get quick fix. Everyone knows that works at least. There are more that don't work than do. So when one works you stick with it.

 

[HEATHEN]

Headshops sell it. It's just synthetic piss you heat up and put in the cup. The place can't watch you piss so all you need is a poker face and quick fix.

except for the fact most places monitor the temperature of your whizz and it'll be difficult to replicate ~98 degrees.


especially during the winter....even if you keep the stuff crotched.


something to keep in mind....