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Originally Posted by Drunken Cow
This one time me and my boy were heading home from the bar, it was late, maybe around 4am or so. We got off the highway and onto the feeder road and took the back way home. Coming up to an intersection, this lady comes up to the passenger side door and asked if she can get a ride, she was maybe in her mid forties, rocking a night gown of some sort. My friend was quick to say no and told me to drive off as fast as I can, run the red light and get away from there. As I was driving off, I looked into the rear mirror and realized that the lady was standing funny. My boy ends up telling me that she didnt have no feet and she was floating off the ground. We saw a ghost that night...
So she told you a car was hers then hopped on the bus?Originally Posted by Black Racer X
Ive been presented with situations where I could have many times but never have. Its always someone who seems "off" or not sincere. Just the other day the girl was talking me up about my car (240sx) and pointed to a Honda nearby citing it as hers saying she paid $1200 for it. She asked me some questions about my car and she wraps it up, when she gets ready to walk away she says something like "Oh well..I guess I'll be walking to the really far bus stop now.." I just said oh aight and kept it moving. Another time this dude asked me if I was waiting for the bus and asked if I needed a ride while constantly staring at the shoes? I declined. Isn't there some place in San Fran where its common place to pick up hitch hikers? I thought I remember someone on here talking about that.![]()
To clarify the girl wasn't attractive at all and in fact looked like she was dealing with some high explosives.
ridikuloz wrote:![]()
nice guys finish last.... you don't want to be known for being a *@$#@%# that gave a serial killer a ride.
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Originally Posted by Kicktionair
Aight I posted this a while back on NT (some might remember this and the matching cartoon that was made for it)
One day I was late a for my basketball game. I live near the Rec Center, about a ten minute walk. I had forgotten my jersey so I ran back to my hose once I realized this. The game was going to start in 15 minutes but I decided to run to my house and get my jersey anyway.
I get to my house and pick up my jersey then ran back to the park. Im running kinda fast but not so fast that I would get tired for my game. As soon as I reach the main street this guy pulls up and asks if I was ok
I responde "yeah Im cool man"
dude: "Your in hurry?
me: "yeah but Im not far"
dude: "Its cool Ill give you a lift"
So at this point Im thinking to myself..... this could be bad. So I glance at dude and made sure if dude tried to lock the doors or something I could knock him out. I was already in a hurry and didn't want to be late so I decided to hop on... dude looked frail anyway.
I stupidly get in the car...... Everything is ok when I hop in, I noticed a baby seat in the back so Im thinkin this guy might be ok. I smell chicken too... maybe Popeyes or KFC...
Half way there this guy starts to ask me if I play sports and I tell him I ball. Then the stop light comes and he proceeds to ask me if I like to get my penis blown.... At this point Im like a deer in front of headlights..... I say "No man Im not gay"
dude: "But I am"
me: "Im cool with gays but I don't go that way"
dude: "I can suck your thing till you come...... you can close your eyes"
me: "Na man you beter chill with that"
So dude was getting gullie but as soon as he was getting extra ayoo I got to the park. I have never exited a vehicle so fast in my life..... I think the car was still in motion, felt violated in some kind of way but my butt hole was still intact.......
NEVER TAKE RIDES WITH STRANGERS
Originally Posted by Kicktionair
Aight I posted this a while back on NT (some might remember this and the matching cartoon that was made for it)
One day I was late a for my basketball game. I live near the Rec Center, about a ten minute walk. I had forgotten my jersey so I ran back to my hose once I realized this. The game was going to start in 15 minutes but I decided to run to my house and get my jersey anyway.
I get to my house and pick up my jersey then ran back to the park. Im running kinda fast but not so fast that I would get tired for my game. As soon as I reach the main street this guy pulls up and asks if I was ok
I responde "yeah Im cool man"
dude: "Your in hurry?
me: "yeah but Im not far"
dude: "Its cool Ill give you a lift"
So at this point Im thinking to myself..... this could be bad. So I glance at dude and made sure if dude tried to lock the doors or something I could knock him out. I was already in a hurry and didn't want to be late so I decided to hop on... dude looked frail anyway.
I stupidly get in the car...... Everything is ok when I hop in, I noticed a baby seat in the back so Im thinkin this guy might be ok. I smell chicken too... maybe Popeyes or KFC...
Half way there this guy starts to ask me if I play sports and I tell him I ball. Then the stop light comes and he proceeds to ask me if I like to get my penis blown.... At this point Im like a deer in front of headlights..... I say "No man Im not gay"
dude: "But I am"
me: "Im cool with gays but I don't go that way"
dude: "I can suck your thing till you come...... you can close your eyes"
me: "Na man you beter chill with that"
So dude was getting gullie but as soon as he was getting extra ayoo I got to the park. I have never exited a vehicle so fast in my life..... I think the car was still in motion, felt violated in some kind of way but my butt hole was still intact.......
NEVER TAKE RIDES WITH STRANGERS
Originally Posted by Kicktionair
Aight I posted this a while back on NT (some might remember this and the matching cartoon that was made for it)
One day I was late a for my basketball game. I live near the Rec Center, about a ten minute walk. I had forgotten my jersey so I ran back to my hose once I realized this. The game was going to start in 15 minutes but I decided to run to my house and get my jersey anyway.
I get to my house and pick up my jersey then ran back to the park. Im running kinda fast but not so fast that I would get tired for my game. As soon as I reach the main street this guy pulls up and asks if I was ok
I responde "yeah Im cool man"
dude: "Your in hurry?
me: "yeah but Im not far"
dude: "Its cool Ill give you a lift"
So at this point Im thinking to myself..... this could be bad. So I glance at dude and made sure if dude tried to lock the doors or something I could knock him out. I was already in a hurry and didn't want to be late so I decided to hop on... dude looked frail anyway.
I stupidly get in the car...... Everything is ok when I hop in, I noticed a baby seat in the back so Im thinkin this guy might be ok. I smell chicken too... maybe Popeyes or KFC...
Half way there this guy starts to ask me if I play sports and I tell him I ball. Then the stop light comes and he proceeds to ask me if I like to get my penis blown.... At this point Im like a deer in front of headlights..... I say "No man Im not gay"
dude: "But I am"
me: "Im cool with gays but I don't go that way"
dude: "I can suck your thing till you come...... you can close your eyes"
me: "Na man you beter chill with that"
So dude was getting gullie but as soon as he was getting extra ayoo I got to the park. I have never exited a vehicle so fast in my life..... I think the car was still in motion, felt violated in some kind of way but my butt hole was still intact.......
NEVER TAKE RIDES WITH STRANGERS
Gave me chillsOriginally Posted by Drunken Cow
This one time me and my boy were heading home from the bar, it was late, maybe around 4am or so. We got off the highway and onto the feeder road and took the back way home. Coming up to an intersection, this lady comes up to the passenger side door and asked if she can get a ride, she was maybe in her mid forties, rocking a night gown of some sort. My friend was quick to say no and told me to drive off as fast as I can, run the red light and get away from there. As I was driving off, I looked into the rear mirror and realized that the lady was standing funny. My boy ends up telling me that she didnt have no feet and she was floating off the ground. We saw a ghost that night...
Originally Posted by Drunken Cow
This one time me and my boy were heading home from the bar, it was late, maybe around 4am or so. We got off the highway and onto the feeder road and took the back way home. Coming up to an intersection, this lady comes up to the passenger side door and asked if she can get a ride, she was maybe in her mid forties, rocking a night gown of some sort. My friend was quick to say no and told me to drive off as fast as I can, run the red light and get away from there. As I was driving off, I looked into the rear mirror and realized that the lady was standing funny. My boy ends up telling me that she didnt have no feet and she was floating off the ground. We saw a ghost that night...
ItsGettinHot
Exactly. I could tell she's done it before by some of the things she was saying but looking at her i just knew something was "off".