- Apr 15, 2008
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oh hell naw, its one of my least favorite things to do to people i know let alone strangers.
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Originally Posted by kidposite
Originally Posted by Kicktionair
Aight I posted this a while back on NT (some might remember this and the matching cartoon that was made for it)
One day I was late a for my basketball game. I live near the Rec Center, about a ten minute walk. I had forgotten my jersey so I ran back to my hose once I realized this. The game was going to start in 15 minutes but I decided to run to my house and get my jersey anyway.
I get to my house and pick up my jersey then ran back to the park. Im running kinda fast but not so fast that I would get tired for my game. As soon as I reach the main street this guy pulls up and asks if I was ok
I responde "yeah Im cool man"
dude: "Your in hurry?
me: "yeah but Im not far"
dude: "Its cool Ill give you a lift"
So at this point Im thinking to myself..... this could be bad. So I glance at dude and made sure if dude tried to lock the doors or something I could knock him out. I was already in a hurry and didn't want to be late so I decided to hop on... dude looked frail anyway.
I stupidly get in the car...... Everything is ok when I hop in, I noticed a baby seat in the back so Im thinkin this guy might be ok. I smell chicken too... maybe Popeyes or KFC...
Half way there this guy starts to ask me if I play sports and I tell him I ball. Then the stop light comes and he proceeds to ask me if I like to get my penis blown.... At this point Im like a deer in front of headlights..... I say "No man Im not gay"
dude: "But I am"
me: "Im cool with gays but I don't go that way"
dude: "I can suck your thing till you come...... you can close your eyes"
me: "Na man you beter chill with that"
So dude was getting gullie but as soon as he was getting extra ayoo I got to the park. I have never exited a vehicle so fast in my life..... I think the car was still in motion, felt violated in some kind of way but my butt hole was still intact.......
NEVER TAKE RIDES WITH STRANGERS![]()
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