Embarrassing Things to Buy

[moeree5e]

......not really embarrassing since my cousin works at GNC and i gethis 30% discount.........plus its just a science project.....tryna see how big i can get..

...never had any complaints before.......but shiiiiiet why not?!? just thinkof it as adding twin turbo's to your already fast Mustang GT

wouldnt you like every youngin you beat be like "daaaammmn this the biggest i ever had ***with the

face***" ?!?

 

[jhenor29]

Pregnancy test. My gf & I had a scare so we went to the store to buy one. The lady at the register told us "good luck" as she bagged it. LOL!

Another one is Maxi Pads. My mom made me buy some. There was one register open at Target and it was an old lady so i didn't feel as embarrassed. Then sheasked me to make my purchase at the return/exchanges section because her register broke. So I head to the section & its this hot young blonde. She see thepink pads in my hand and I can see her holding in her laugh. I couldn't even look at her.

 

[pip777]

I only been embarrassed one time when I bought condoms. The reason why was that there was a mother and her little girl behind me at the U-scan aisle. I justkept my eyes on the screen once it was my turn to checkout.

 

[i just got lucky]

a fleshlight?

 

[tonystarks2984]

nothing

 

[RustyShackleford]

Anything that treats jock itch. The look on the cashier's face when she says "That's it", tears right to the soul.

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by MOEree5e

......not really embarrassing since my cousin works at GNC and i get his 30% discount.........plus its just a science project.....tryna see how big i can get..

...never had any complaints before.......but shiiiiiet why not?!? just think of it as adding twin turbo's to your already fast Mustang GT

wouldnt you like every youngin you beat be like "daaaammmn this the biggest i ever had ***with the

face***" ?!?

Side Effects and they don't work FTL dude

 

[blastamasta8]

Anti fungal cream?

 

[blacklion23]

Morning after pill.

 

[psanady]

nothing really

 

[guerrilla warfare]

I bought tampons for my girl a couple times

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by emmanuelabor

I dont see why buying condoms would be embarassing at all

hemmoroid treatment seems like it would be embarassing

Definitely embarrassing. I never got why people over the age of 18 are embarrassed to buy condoms.

 

[swishasweets]

Diapers for your moms daycare... People begin lookin at you like "Damn wat a failure".....

 

[throwback1718]

my girl and I went into walgreens to get home prego test. smh she came in and chose it and then distanced herself from me.

smh I had to be the one on line with this damn thing in my hand while she's damn near out the door. the cashier was a black chick and she just looked at meand said "mmmmmmhmmm...." im like nah this for my brother's girl... he aint get off work yet...

horrible lie...

she just hit me with a stoneface.

 

[brownmamba24]

 

[datznasty]

Salads
Fat free/sugar free/low carb/diet EVERYTHING
Enzyte if you buy it
Porn mags/ dvds, even quasiporn like KING

 

[ricekrispies420]

condoms,

not that it's embarassing...why be embarassed that your smashing

i think it's more awkward..

 

[tonyljeff]

Tampons for my wife..

 

[sharpiepoint]

Substitutes for sex toys at the supermarket

 

[thehavik]

The only time ive ever felt embarrassed buying anything is when i bought Plan B and a lady from my church saw me.

She saw me come in and then found me in the store. She struck up a convo so i just tucked the box behind my hand and told her i was in a hurry. Then she tellsme shes ready too. She walked up to the register with me and i kept trying to block her from seeing it. Once she saw it, it got mad awkward

I aint ever ashamed to buy condoms though. In my book, everybody around me should be ashamed since Im smashing and they not.
Im a grown man, aint nothing too embarrassing especially something for my health

 

[lovemysole]

Originally Posted by NothingToL0se

buying condoms pretty embarrassing.
one time i was buying some and the cashier goes...
:'someone's getting lucky tonight'
me: uh, excuse me...what?
:'oh. nothing.'

me: yeahhh...

dude made it more awkward than it had to be

You can only imagine how red my cheeks were when I got a gay guy at Target as the cashier with my $%$ buying an economy pack ofMagnums....

but

at the same time, lol!

 

[superantigen]

...because you purchase this for one thing and one thing only, and there is never an appropriate time in the day when you can buy one and not feel a tinge ofawkwardness. Sucks more if the person cashing you out is a cute girl...

Also, buying a single role of toilet paper--not a PACK--but a single role, is also pretty embarrassing. Every person I looked at gave me the

face...

...

 

[frijolero]

toothbrush on the solo tip

or

deodorant on the solo tip

 

[jiffyl00b]

A movie ticket...by yourself

 

[JAYxSF415]

Originally Posted by Jiffyl00b

A movie ticket...by yourself