Funniest Mike Tyson Moments!

[brucelee3411]

i wanna rip your heart out and eat your kids...praise to allah!

I don't do interviews with women unless i fornicate with them...so you should shut up...unless...you know.

 

[uhnoppe]

"IMMA GUT HIM LIKE A FISH, SIT DOWN"
that had me dying for some reason

 

[brucelee3411]

"IMMA GUT HIM LIKE A FISH, SIT DOWN"
that had me dying for some reason
There are sooo many quotables.

 

[icyyyesr two3]

when his face on a t-shirt sold for $100+

 

[ironmike 44kos]

mike tyson is that dude. i rocked my tyson t-shirt friday and saturday night.
SOCIOPATH to the fullest.

 

[macstuff101]

this guy is one person i wouldnt want to bump into on a bad day

 

[cincoseisdos]

favorite line ever from mike is when a chick reporter asks him something and he gets pissed off, responds with something like " ill f !%%# you till youlove me "

 

[alltra]

I dont like being bit.
HAHAHA had me rolling

 

[lakersmets49ers]

look at you scared of the real man ill eat your ahole b***h you cant last 10 minutes in my world ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

well im talkin to you the way i wanna talk if you have a problem turn off your station

have a good fight mike %@## off

 

[cincoseisdos]

"i usually dont interview with women unless I fornicate with them......so you shouldnt talk anymore, unless youwanna...."

Mike is a beast

 

[bugsymf]

classic

 

[6demonbag]

Appreciated

 

[icykicks79]

i love this guy... why does he love to bite people..lol...

 

[fresh2death2004]

My favourite Mike quote wasn't in the vid:

"Everyone walks in with a game plan... Until they get punched in the face"

 

[414hammerboi]

"i usually dont interview with women unless I fornicate with them......so you shouldnt talk anymore, unless you wanna...."

My personal fav.

I wish you guys had kids so I could kick em in the f'n head and stomp on their testicles so you can feel how I feel

 

[duckdafraft]

"It was a free for all......someone was biting my leg...I look down and tyson was biting my leg. I HATE GETTING BIT

"-lenox

 

[kingcrux31]

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

 

[stoneyjax]

Outro to 2nd Round KO

Hey Mike Tyson here speakin with the Canibus man over here
Yo Canibus your main objective out here is to do nuttin but
eat eat eat eat MC's for lunch, breakfast, dinner
That's your agenda baby
Your your agenda to to consume them
Their whole existance, they can't exist in your presence
The Canibus is here to rule forever
Mike Tyson, on the death

 

[j super]

lol

 

[technique 317]

"Im a tyranical tyrant"

"Hes homosapien, i'm homosuperior"

 

[tical 666]

I've always been a big fan of...

"I'm going to #%#+ you 'till you love me %%@%#*"
and...

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"
- Tical.