Funny pick up lines that don't work.

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*Guy approaches a girl at a club*

Guy- Do you want to dance?
Girl- I have a boyfriend.
Guy- I have 3 gold fishes.
Girl- Huh? What?
Guy- I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

wait, there's more....

Guy- Do you want to dance?
Girl- No.
Guy- I'm sorry, but you didn't hear me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants.

Anyone ever tried any silly pick up lines on random girls at the club or bar?
 
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"Sit on my sword."

I actually know a guy who tried this. The girl was all over him at first but she didn't sit on the sword so
 
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this aint actually a pick up line but i said this to my girl while we were eating and watching a movie.

I was eating a southern style chicken sandwhich from mcdonalds.
My girls asked me what I was eating and I said a bigmac
She said, "no it's not" and I said, "I know, this what bigmacs eat though"
 

baltimore

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Guy- Pardon me miss, I dont mean to be rude. But do ya suck balls?

Girl- Excuse me!?

Guy- Miss relax you didnt even let me finish. Do ya suck these balls (show balls)

Girl- Oh my god those balls are as smooth as eggs... yes ill suck them


Ive played this scenario out in my mind thousands of times but it just doesnt work
 
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""I don't remember if I have banana in my pocket or if I'm just happy to you
"

But you're nude waist down...didn't work
 
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"you put me in the friend zone, i'll put you in the RAPE zone!...ok now that we got that out of the way, 
 uhh do you wanna hang out soon?"

^ i tried that line...long story short, i had to post bail 8 hours later.
 
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Me: Do you know the difference between Jam and Jelly?
Girl: No?
Me: I can't jelly my c-ock down your throat!!!

 
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