Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Lol my pof pics consisted of (deleted my profile again) me in a suit, me in my Halloween costume, a face pic, and a club photoMy inbox was filled with young "professional" women...when summer hits ima make a 1 new one profile though..I'm Tryna get on hbwonderful hit a chick every Friday lol
 
Any tips on how to sup up ya profile to get love on tinder.... Im strikin out more than bj upton

Real **** just have 1-2 good pics.

Im that dbag with my shirt off in my main pic :lol:

All i have as my bio thingy is "[emoji]128526[/emoji]" lol

My pof pics were

Me shirtless (with my big beard)
My car (mustang)
My waves (hair)
A full body shirtless
Me with a blunt in my car
A pic of me wearing Foams (shoes only)

:rofl: :rofl: these are the main types of pics chicks claim they don't want to see in profiles, yet if you look good it doesn't matter

"I dont wanna see pictures of you shirtless or your car or smoking weed or money"
 
About Me
Here because my job says I can' t watch online porn at work anymore...

I serve food at homeless shelters and volunteer at my local vet... I want to save the world by recycling and playing NBA 2K. I am the perfect gentleman; I hold doors open only to look at a womans derriere. I would rather go to bible study than have sex... 

I'm also a 4x grammy-nominated shower singer...
 

First Date
Im gonna have you transport 50 kilos of heroin to France in my helicopter. Then we can go to church and eat Capn Crunch.

this is my profile, the **** giggle, then make it wiggle 
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Lol my pof pics consisted of (deleted my profile again) me in a suit, me in my Halloween costume, a face pic, and a club photo My inbox was filled with young "professional" women...when summer hits ima make a 1 new one profile though..I'm Tryna get on hbwonderful hit a chick every Friday lol

I forgot I had recently uploaded another pic, but have what amount to 5 selfie looking pics, 1 in a suit, one in a car, one at some bar, and 2 random ones.



"I dont wanna see pictures of you shirtless or your car or smoking weed or money"

:lol: :lol: pretty much

T tripda6 :rofl:
 
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^used it in a bar a couple times... its efficient, like 91 MJ efficient.  

Also helps if you can hold a note/croon with (atleast) the ability of a homeless mans Max B
 
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Anyone try match? Im thinking of copping :lol:

I think it's a waste of money, paying just to have the opportunity to talk to women online, don't forget you still have to charm them in real life... :rolleyes :lol:

Instead of wasting $40 a month to do what tinder/POF does for free, you could go to a local poppin lounge/bar each week on a ~$10-12 budget (enough to cop & sip 2 beers or so :lol: :pimp: ) and put up a few shots, might hit, might miss, might get twerked on :smile:Nthat ) but it will be a better experience if you're not getting results online.
 
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I think it's a waste of money, paying just to have the opportunity to talk to women online, don't forget you still have to charm them in real life... :rolleyes :lol:

Instead of wasting $40 a month to do what tinder/POF does for free, you could go to a local poppin lounge/bar each week on a ~$10-12 budget (enough to cop & sip 2 beers or so :lol: :pimp: ) and put up a few shots, might hit, might miss, might get twerked on :smile:Nthat ) but it will be a better experience if you're not getting results online.
For your purpose, I agree. However, I know a couple of really fine looking chicks who use Match. They want to find someone to match their caliber, ie college educated, make certain amount per year, basically dudes that they can marry. Hard to find someone like that on POF/Tinder/etc :lol: Half the girls on there can't even use proper grammar.


RE: Tinder, is it me or half of the chicks on there have professional looking pics? :lol: Super clear pic with the blurry background and all.
 
Have they actually met anyone?

Because those things can be discerned by simply being involved with certain social organizations like alumni associations/events etc., or by patronizing high-end/expensive venues....

any dude can bull-**** over the internet about his income/assets/job...:lol:
 
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Any tips on how to sup up ya profile to get love on tinder.... Im strikin out more than bj upton

Real **** just have 1-2 good pics.

Im that dbag with my shirt off in my main pic :lol:

All i have as my bio thingy is "[emoji]128526[/emoji]" lol

My pof pics were

Me shirtless (with my big beard)
My car (mustang)
My waves (hair)
A full body shirtless
Me with a blunt in my car
A pic of me wearing Foams (shoes only)

:rofl: :rofl: these are the main types of pics chicks claim they don't want to see in profiles, yet if you look good it doesn't matter

"I dont wanna see pictures of you shirtless or your car or smoking weed or money"

"No I dont want sex" in there bio

6 msgs later

"Sure I would love to hangout this weekend :smile:"
 
Have they actually met anyone?

Because those things can be discerned by simply being involved with certain social organizations like alumni associations/events etc., or by patronizing high-end/expensive venues....

any dude can bull-**** over the internet about his income/assets/job...:lol:
They work too much to be involved. When you're making $150k+, you work a lot and travel a lot. That's why they have to utilize this method (and also see if their friends have friends that would quality). They get pretty excited about going on a date with a 'qualified' guy now. I chat with them at times, and they would tell me little snippets here and there.

At around their age, early to mid 30s, you know the maternal clock is ticking :lol: They wanna get married sooner than later.

You are correct, anyone can BS online...but the difference is the membership fee. Everyone on here can troll right now on POF/OKC and say we are all entrepreneurs and own Phantoms and Veyrons. I don't think everyone would pony the $20-40 to troll on Match. Heck, I think they require like a 20 min survey to complete before you can become active on Match :lol:
 
Troll? No. Mislead in order to attain whatever their objective is? Absolutely. (Yambs for a guy boyfriend/husband for a female)

People fabricate/exaggerate things about themselves in the real world for jobs etc OR just to make themselves seem more interesting...you think it doesn't happen with Match? It's not like they do background checks.


I dunno why you're acting like these career women who may look good on paper don't have their own issues/baggage them being single at 30-35 certainly isn't just because of work. :lol:
 
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Troll? No. Mislead in order to attain whatever their objective is? Absolutely. (Yambs for a guy boyfriend/husband for a female)

People fabricate/exaggerate things about themselves in the real world for jobs etc OR just to make themselves seem more interesting...you think it doesn't happen with Match? It's not like they do background checks.


I dunno why you're acting like these career women who may look good on paper don't have their own issues/baggage them being single at 30-35 certainly isn't just because of work. :lol:
I'm not 'acting' like anything, my friend.

I was simply putting in my 2 cents. I'm sure they do have something going on, as most folks do.

The whole thing about keeping it 100 comes into play again, just like when we talked about girls lying about their weight, or taking angled pictures to make themselves look pretty.
 
Have they actually met anyone?

Because those things can be discerned by simply being involved with certain social organizations like alumni associations/events etc., or by patronizing high-end/expensive venues....

any dude can bull-**** over the internet about his income/assets/job...:lol:

Two of my friends got married from match
 
The one thing I've never understood about POF man is these pregnant thots.

Bruh, how you on a dating site with another man's save in your belly? I sincerely hope there really isn't an audience out there for dudes looking to find pregnant chicks on these sites
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The one thing I've never understood about POF man is these pregnant thots.

Bruh, how you on a dating site with another man's save in your belly? I sincerely hope there really isn't an audience out there for dudes looking to find pregnant chicks on these sites :x

If there's face-pissers and chicks who don't mind drinking out of dog bowls and barking, I'm sure a pregnant chick is nothing :lol: :lol:
 
I'd mess with a pregnant chic, txt woth one from POF now. Only reason we haven't met yet is because she lives in a terrible city called Duncan that is like still in the 60s which I refuse to go to, and she already has 2 maybe 3 actually so schedule is impossible anyways, pretty sure she works at either Wal Mart or a gas station too based on the hours she keeps.

Just got done ditching a slide from Blendr with the big *******. She's extra ratchet too as is her family, just now in a few hours my fb timeline is going to be filled with, "ol' punkass ***** D..... you got a little **** anyways, my sis said she was fakin anyways" and all that bitter ******* scorned nonsense. :lol: Laziest female I ever met in my life, wouldn't even help me find the *****, like cmon b help me help you. It's pitch black in here and you're fat (never know the p from just another fatty corpuscle until you hit the puddle and the braille bump that says
"right here." Even had to use my strength to pry her fat *** legs open myself
 
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