Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Yo I had to give up on this stuff when I noticed my homegirl gets a free date 3x a week from a different thirsty dude every time, ranging from ages 19-60. Yea I'm jelly. She don't even like the D like that. :smh:
 
Along with the usual stuff like "god-fearing", "mixed race" (while being 100% black), and "athletic body type" (which = fat and sloppy), I discovered something else. If you come across a chick on here who has "French" listed as another language, that means either she has been to New Orleans once or twice, or is a big fan of the Pappadeaux's crawfish etouffee special.

The More You Know.

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word, your great great great great grandfather was Indian... You black, *****
 
Some of these broads legit are CRAZY tho...
This chick asked me to call her the other day, she started discussing my profile.
Im like what you wanna talk about the internet for, then she gets all riled up.

I ended up on the phone for more than a half hour :x told her I was about to go get beer for the game and she starts spazzing out.
Told her to lose my number and hung up
 
Some of these broads legit are CRAZY tho...
This chick asked me to call her the other day, she started discussing my profile.
Im like what you wanna talk about the internet for, then she gets all riled up.

I ended up on the phone for more than a half hour :x told her I was about to go get beer for the game and she starts spazzing out.
Told her to lose my number and hung up
Yo some of them super crazy...was talkin to a broad off POF for like a week, and she asks me if she's my gf yet :x ..aint never meet shorty in person, talk on the phone or nothin..just got some nudes from her but still :smh:
 
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The struggle...

Meeting a chick on Sunday who i've deaded like twice in the past :smh:

Some freaky looking 'alt' ish... Body isn't bad and there's a strong chance she'll let me piitb.

Pics are not necessary...
 
Yo I had to give up on this stuff when I noticed my homegirl gets a free date 3x a week from a different thirsty dude every time, ranging from ages 19-60. Yea I'm jelly. She don't even like the D like that. :smh:

:lol: :smh:

Why would you be jealous of that.... I'm sure she gets more play than you offline are you gonna quit that too?

If you were going on 3 dates a week chances are you would be paying unless the chicks are ugly or you play for the other team.

It's easy to get things from people you're not into...if she isn't now she's gonna be one of those chicks with those late night I'm lonely/bored tweets or Facebook statuses.



Something tells me you tried to bag/smash at some point :nerd:
 
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B's saying they're "mixed race" but don't even know who their real father is. :rofl:


fatality :smh:


Oh snap :rofl:


This one girl I recently messaged on there seems cute but comes off as desperate. I'm paranoid about these sites, might be done with them

More than half the broads on those dating websites are desperate fam.. handle your business and move on.. oh and don't get them pregnant

Like crazy desperate like might stalk me if I smash and dash
 
Just downloaded that Tinder app.

:rolleyes I need to take some new pictures.

White women were really over-represented in my matches. To the point that 9/10 matches were white. Not that I don't like it though.

Most of the women are surprisingly attractive.
 
Just downloaded that Tinder app.

:rolleyes I need to take some new pictures.

White women were really over-represented in my matches. To the point that 9/10 matches were white. Not that I don't like it though.

Most of the women are surprisingly attractive.

Ive found this too. Maybe thats more the target audience. Ive also got troll/escort accounts bugging me on tinder

Ive also found that on POF, like no attractive or skinny girls ever reply. But a slightly overweight girl will reply in a heartbeat
 
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Just downloaded that Tinder app.

:rolleyes I need to take some new pictures.

White women were really over-represented in my matches. To the point that 9/10 matches were white. Not that I don't like it though.

Most of the women are surprisingly attractive.

Ive found this too. Maybe thats more the target audience. Ive also got troll/escort accounts bugging me on tinder

Ive also found that on POF, like no attractive or skinny girls ever reply. But a slightly overweight girl will reply in a heartbeat

They will hit you up as soon as you log in :lol: they'll message, favorite, and want to "meet you" Good lord
 
I deleted Tindr. In OKC, it's almost exclusively the high society, snobby white women type whos daddy's are like the District Attorney or Police Chief or owns half the city real estate or some **** from charter schools in Edmond or Jenks. They always got on pearls and a wedding dress, riding a horse, on a mountain cliff overlooking the ocean in Fiji. They be liking me (on Blendr too) then don't even respond to my messages :rolleyes I got a picture where I'm choking out an alligator that I think lots of ******* just like it because it looks fun/neat and therefore click yes but don't really want to meet the boy, so I should delete it because it's creating tons of false positives. POF chics are unrealistic in expectations at times but easier. One from about an hr away told me I could have my way with her, but I gotta pay her gas money round trip. I was like nah, like 15% of chics on there seem to have kids yet no jobs or cars. Like how do you even live? I'm good.
 
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I deleted Tindr. In OKC, it's almost exclusively the high society, snobby white women type whos daddy's are like the District Attorney or Police Chief or owns half the city real estate or some **** from charter schools in Edmond or Jenks. They always got on pearls and a wedding dress, riding a horse, on a mountain cliff overlooking the ocean in Fiji. They be liking me (on Blendr too) then don't even respond to my messages
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I got a picture where I'm choking out an alligator that I think lots of ******* just like it because it looks fun/neat and therefore click yes but don't really want to meet the boy, so I should delete it because it's creating tons of false positives. POF chics are unrealistic in expectations at times but easier. One from about an hr away told me I could have my way with her, but I gotta pay her gas money round trip. I was like nah, like 15% of chics on there seem to have kids yet no jobs or cars. Like how do you even live? I'm good.
hows your lawn looking? Did homegirl clear some shrubbery and make some firewood?
 
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I deleted Tindr. In OKC, it's almost exclusively the high society, snobby white women type whos daddy's are like the District Attorney or Police Chief or owns half the city real estate or some **** from charter schools in Edmond or Jenks. They always got on pearls and a wedding dress, riding a horse, on a mountain cliff overlooking the ocean in Fiji. They be liking me (on Blendr too) then don't even respond to my messages :rolleyes I got a picture where I'm choking out an alligator that I think lots of ******* just like it because it looks fun/neat and therefore click yes but don't really want to meet the boy, so I should delete it because it's creating tons of false positives.jobs or cars. Like how do you even live? I'm good.

Ayyyyooooo

Regarding false expectation though...

Some guy on bbforums made a troll female account (she was an 8) and got 250+ messages in 3hrs. I been on there 3yrs and i'd be lucky if 50 wimminz have initiated the convo :smh:

That level of attention is going to inflate egos undeservedly.
 
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