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Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
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Wait, am I missing something? Aren't you in a relationship. I swore I heard you say the other day your girl and you were fighting but things were better and she had lost weight.
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pffft then you better show her YOUR reality, go over there with some obscure records and a couple of burritos and get to smashin bruh, time's a-wastin
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I'm broken intimately there's something wrong with me, I've seen a therapist last year and he said I'm fine but maybe not ready for a relationship. I'm just never satisfied or content with what I have. I'm being honest. It's like when I know I'm doing wrong my mind splinters into this alter ego who just doesn't care AT ALL...like the Incredible Hulk of selfishness and indulgence.
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I mean how would I legitimize this?
"Hey uh, so I be seeing you sun bathing in your underwear sometimes and wondered if you'd like to have a cup of coffee sometime?"
Leave out the stalking part
I mean she might be into that but eh.If its her front yard, be casual. Go for a short walk and if shes watching your direction, wave. On the way back up if she's still out stop and talk to her.
OR.... "I need to borrow some salt..... Hey while I'm here, do you wanna go get some food or something?"
If all else fails WIO and start singing SHE to her.
Your description of an "alter ego" sounds exactly like what happens to me.
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What I would do is get my mushroom tip nice and swollen start fapping while she is sunbathing make sure she sees you then ask her to finish you off.
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I'm broken intimately there's something wrong with me, I've seen a therapist last year and he said I'm fine but maybe not ready for a relationship. I'm just never satisfied or content with what I have. I'm being honest. It's like when I know I'm doing wrong my mind splinters into this alter ego who just doesn't care AT ALL...like the Incredible Hulk of selfishness and indulgence.
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I'm broken intimately there's something wrong with me, I've seen a therapist last year and he said I'm fine but maybe not ready for a relationship. I'm just never satisfied or content with what I have. I'm being honest. It's like when I know I'm doing wrong my mind splinters into this alter ego who just doesn't care AT ALL...like the Incredible Hulk of selfishness and indulgence.
Damn my man, just break up with ole girl then. Obviously you're not getting what you need out of the relationship. Don't make things harder on yourself.
Anyways... if you are going to go down this path keep the pics coming.
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WIO then SIIHM
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I love her to death and she's the only person who truly understands me. She's knows me so well I sometimes recent her for it because she's sympathetic to my brokenness, even placating it sometimes because she feels sorry for me. She knows it isn't about the sex for me with other women but more about juvenile need of being desired.Damn my man, just break up with ole girl then. Obviously you're not getting what you need out of the relationship. Don't make things harder on yourself.
Anyways... if you are going to go down this path keep the pics coming.
I want things to get better and truly it's the motivation for this thread, I'm a ****** up person and at times very petty in my goals. I'm probably gonna pursue this sun bather just to say I did and retain some type of worthless satisfaction.
I truly am a disgusting person...
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The potential for this thread to be epic is looking good!
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eh dude seriously....i've done that. back in my younger days there was this very birdish chick a couple dudes in my crew pulled but could never close the deal. i wasn't even attracted to her but felt the need to chase her and bag her just to prove to myself that i was 'better' than my buds. we ended up dating for 3 years
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You aren't gonna do anything, we all know.
Just another one of your stupid *** posts crying for attention.
Just another one of your stupid *** posts crying for attention.
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SameI'm broken intimately there's something wrong with me, I've seen a therapist last year and he said I'm fine but maybe not ready for a relationship. I'm just never satisfied or content with what I have. I'm being honest. It's like when I know I'm doing wrong my mind splinters into this alter ego who just doesn't care AT ALL...like the Incredible Hulk of selfishness and indulgence.
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Just sneak up behind and lay your shaft on her shoulder...she'll know what to do.
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In the past I'd had probably felt the need to defend myself but truth is I'm gonna just let you read these past posts from start to finish until you find one that indicates I'm crying for attention. Good luck, you may be a while...eternity even.
Meanwhile I'm doing me and keeping it real.
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Thread is getting derailed with all this seriousness and emotional issues..... we just wanna hear your next move with the naked hipster neighbor
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The direction of this thread............
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