Hmmmm, smells like someone grilled lobster...... Vol. Nah, turns out its evaoporated neighbor...

Originally Posted by shaqtus92

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 I really did'nt come into this thread expecting to read this
 
you werent trying to ruin lobster for me but you did. Now I cant eat without thinking of ghosts
thank you op
 
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Let me find out dudes are e-jelly they don't make her e-laugh....

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You just trying to be on your boy Diego's side... seriously,watch.


Lmao! @ you thinking this is some sort of e-alliance...I'm just saying though...guys sound a bit jelly.
 
Btw the smell of a ruptured Colostomy bag >>>>>>> decomposed 3 week body in a bad way.
 
Brb, going to England to do things the American way.
See how silly that sounds?


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Dude is using NTs horrible search system of my name, be prepared to get a lot of "San Diego" related search results. 
Thyker, can you please laugh at this guys joke next time?
 
That *+!% is trauma man... to know that within feet from your living space theres a corpse on the other side of the wall. The same thing happened to my previous neighbor as well. She passed in the bath tub and was there for a week before anyone knew. The smell of decomposing flesh is bile and very raunchy. 
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Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Let me find out dudes are e-jelly they don't make her e-laugh....

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You just trying to be on your boy Diego's side... seriously,watch.


Lmao! @ you thinking this s some sort of e-alliance...I'm just saying though...guys sound a bit jelly.
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we kno u kno him in real life what e-alliance
 
Originally Posted by eNPHAN

zik, he didn't make himself evaporate

the laws of physics did

what percentage of our body is water?

once our skin, our casing, breaks down

where do you think the liquid/matter goes?

some went in his carpet

some went in his clothes

some went in our hallway

some went in my nose.

most went into our atmosphere, I assume...

and that which didn't liquify and/or evaporate, went out on a streacher....looking like some sort of paper mache 3x scale monster body...


it was pretty weak, forreal.

I gotta change the title...lol.

a little too calm, he says...
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Diego wrote:
Brb, going to England to do things the American way.
See how silly that sounds?


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Dude is using NTs horrible search system of my name, be prepared to get a lot of "San Diego" related search results. 
Thyker, can you please laugh at this guys joke next time?


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...was not the first to say it
 
Originally Posted by G14

this thread went to shambles


lol, that's the NT way


thanks for quoting my OP, other dude

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, , had no idea i wrote it in such a comical way, or...i forgot, rather...lol
 
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Let me find out dudes are e-jelly they don't make her e-laugh....

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You just trying to be on your boy Diego's side... seriously,watch.


Lmao! @ you thinking this s some sort of e-alliance...I'm just saying though...guys sound a bit jelly.
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we kno u kno him in real life what e-alliance


@@!! I'm busted...
 
Originally Posted by LarryIndiana219

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

the thought as im walking out of my apt. building on a monday...

it was slightly fishy, but not really...like shellfish...raw shrimp or something.....

It's not uncommon for cooked food scent to fill the hallway of my apt. complex...so i shrugged it off...

by wednesday, it smelled like garbage...

by sunday, as i'm walking out, i'm thinking to myself "nah, something died somewhere...must be like a dead rat or something"

i come home sunday to 3 cops and the county coroner standing infront of my door...

apparently, my next door neighbor killed himself ODing on oxycotin (on purpose) and evaporated in his room, next door to me, for three whole weeks

they had to cut dude off the carpet.

the body was so swollen it looked like they took an 8 foot frankenstien out the spot...

moral of the story?

dead bodies smell like grilled lobster 2 weeks in, then smell like garbage water, and i'll prolly never forget that smell, ever...

(p.s., nah, i don't have a blog, i have NT)
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Damn folks... that's all I can say... DAMN...
Interesting. I knew there was something else that smelled fishy about this thread..
 
i guess cut dude OUT the carpet is a more accurate portrayal  



Originally Posted by Meangene4

eNPHAN is a digger.


( ._.)

this is how my fellow ohioan does me?

Originally Posted by 360waves

thats crazy, your not at all creeped out by that? sounds like a damn movie

nah, i was kinda creeped out...

i believe in ghosts, but like, what did it change that it was a dead guy next door?

i was still broke, rolling up, playing xbox, going to and from work everyday....

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