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All i know is that these strippers are gonna have you gassed up!
how do i behave in a club? vol. first time
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All i know is that these strippers are gonna have you gassed up!
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!#%% you talkin bout?
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!#%% you talkin bout?
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act a fool?
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act a fool?
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the truth dont fall for this no matter how much they say you have swag
but the 3 times i went haha had a blast spent 100 everytime i go set an amount and be carefull girls will be telling you everything you wanna hear to get that money...unless home girl offers that vip and extra services then drop 100 in one go
god the things ive done
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the truth dont fall for this no matter how much they say you have swag
but the 3 times i went haha had a blast spent 100 everytime i go set an amount and be carefull girls will be telling you everything you wanna hear to get that money...unless home girl offers that vip and extra services then drop 100 in one go
god the things ive done
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This exactly.
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This exactly.
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Out of curiosity, can you get an std from her booty sweat seeping through your sweat pants?
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As do I!!!
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Out of curiosity, can you get an std from her booty sweat seeping through your sweat pants?
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As do I!!!
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heres a story i want to share with my NT brothers: when my cousin turned 16 (last year i think) I decided to take him to the strip club with some of my boys (we're all 25+), so we're walking in a group of 7 with him in the middle so the security doesn't question us or anything. As soon as we get ready to walk in, little man is sweating bullets nervous as hell, one of the bouncers pulls him aside and this is how the conversation goes
"How old are you?"
"ummm....22"
"*sigh* come on kid, we both know you're not a day older than 16"
"I'm sorry sir this won't ever happen again." (He's almost shaking and stuttering)
"Come on kid, atleast have some swagger when you're walking in and be confident when you lie to me."
"I'm sorry sir it won't happen again."
"Is this your first time?"
"yes sir"
"I remember my first time at the strip club, go in there and have some fun kid, be confident next time"
cool %*% bouncer/security
we laughed our +!$!$ off and dapped security, little man used almost all his birthday money that night
"How old are you?"
"ummm....22"
"*sigh* come on kid, we both know you're not a day older than 16"
"I'm sorry sir this won't ever happen again." (He's almost shaking and stuttering)
"Come on kid, atleast have some swagger when you're walking in and be confident when you lie to me."
"I'm sorry sir it won't happen again."
"Is this your first time?"
"yes sir"
"I remember my first time at the strip club, go in there and have some fun kid, be confident next time"
cool %*% bouncer/security
we laughed our +!$!$ off and dapped security, little man used almost all his birthday money that night
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heres a story i want to share with my NT brothers: when my cousin turned 16 (last year i think) I decided to take him to the strip club with some of my boys (we're all 25+), so we're walking in a group of 7 with him in the middle so the security doesn't question us or anything. As soon as we get ready to walk in, little man is sweating bullets nervous as hell, one of the bouncers pulls him aside and this is how the conversation goes
"How old are you?"
"ummm....22"
"*sigh* come on kid, we both know you're not a day older than 16"
"I'm sorry sir this won't ever happen again." (He's almost shaking and stuttering)
"Come on kid, atleast have some swagger when you're walking in and be confident when you lie to me."
"I'm sorry sir it won't happen again."
"Is this your first time?"
"yes sir"
"I remember my first time at the strip club, go in there and have some fun kid, be confident next time"
cool %*% bouncer/security
we laughed our +!$!$ off and dapped security, little man used almost all his birthday money that night
"How old are you?"
"ummm....22"
"*sigh* come on kid, we both know you're not a day older than 16"
"I'm sorry sir this won't ever happen again." (He's almost shaking and stuttering)
"Come on kid, atleast have some swagger when you're walking in and be confident when you lie to me."
"I'm sorry sir it won't happen again."
"Is this your first time?"
"yes sir"
"I remember my first time at the strip club, go in there and have some fun kid, be confident next time"
cool %*% bouncer/security
we laughed our +!$!$ off and dapped security, little man used almost all his birthday money that night
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you're 18, take the stage and you strip..
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you're 18, take the stage and you strip..
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whip it out at any chance you get. when u get a lap dance, slap it on her booty with a 20
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Bust in that #%%* like Howard Dean like BEYEAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Bust in that #%%* like Howard Dean like BEYEAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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whip it out at any chance you get. when u get a lap dance, slap it on her booty with a 20
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Originally Posted by StreetPharmacist
heres a story i want to share with my NT brothers: when my cousin turned 16 (last year i think) I decided to take him to the strip club with some of my boys (we're all 25+), so we're walking in a group of 7 with him in the middle so the security doesn't question us or anything. As soon as we get ready to walk in, little man is sweating bullets nervous as hell, one of the bouncers pulls him aside and this is how the conversation goes
"How old are you?"
"ummm....22"
"*sigh* come on kid, we both know you're not a day older than 16"
"I'm sorry sir this won't ever happen again." (He's almost shaking and stuttering)
"Come on kid, atleast have some swagger when you're walking in and be confident when you lie to me."
"I'm sorry sir it won't happen again."
"Is this your first time?"
"yes sir"
"I remember my first time at the strip club, go in there and have some fun kid, be confident next time"
cool %*% bouncer/security
we laughed our +!$!$ off and dapped security, little man used almost all his birthday money that night
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