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I look out my window whenever I know its coming. He's in his truck by the time i get there
How do UPS workers get away so fast???
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Me and my UPS delivery man are tight as hell.
He rings my bell, waits for me to come. We have a convo and discuss the problems of the world today. We dap each other up and *#@!. In the summer, dude use tocome through with the little brown Pum-pum shorts, but i had to smack him on the hand and tell him to throw some pants on that +##, that doesn't rockaround here
He doesnt just drop it and leave, he waits for my approval
He rings my bell, waits for me to come. We have a convo and discuss the problems of the world today. We dap each other up and *#@!. In the summer, dude use tocome through with the little brown Pum-pum shorts, but i had to smack him on the hand and tell him to throw some pants on that +##, that doesn't rockaround here
He doesnt just drop it and leave, he waits for my approval
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because they have 2 of these in each truck
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No lie. Once this dude rang the bell I went out in about 20 seconds this dude was in his truck ready to leave. Then dude wants to quiz me about the package.
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Dead.
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LMAO those shorts are optional!?!?!? why the hell do they all rock em then!? lol
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Mad TV been cancelled yo.Originally Posted by Hen Lin 32
thats old school right there.
MadTV just aint the same anymore
back on topic:
You're lucky they knock on the door. The UPS driver around my way doesn't even knock on the door, I had to start leaving notes on the door telling himto ring the door bell. Oh yeah UPS lost my package two weeks ago and marked it as delivered, yet I was here waiting for it.
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they dont play
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I know for fact that the trucks run off F16 jet engines, and the drivers are trained in ballet/kung fu and ghostriding the whip 101.
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They on the A-Rod Package
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They really are ninjas and damn didn't know madtv was canceled. Once most of the funny people left I stopped watching.
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UPS dropped off my prosource.net order today.
I caught him and said thank you.
I caught him and said thank you.
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Originally Posted by jeenewed
I look out my window whenever I know its coming. He's in his truck by the time i get there
yeah i did the same when my oly 6 shipped to my house that #*%%@ was gone i was like
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i was suppose to work for UPS a couple of years ago.. and i made it all the way to the orientation, all they focused on was you have to be fast in deliveringpackages ... all they stressed on was how you cant be slow and all that..
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There Ding dong ditch pros
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what? you want him to wait by the door and ask you how your day is going?
This is on some "honey we never talk anymore" type steez. Commit that.
This is on some "honey we never talk anymore" type steez. Commit that.
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imma catch a UPS soon
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time is money
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they run
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^oh yeah? is that your twisted metal ups truck you drive everyday too?
btw 150 stops sounds mad strenuous.
btw 150 stops sounds mad strenuous.
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The sooner they finish all their packages the sooner they go home
