How do you respond to the "I have a boyfriend" line?

[stonedface]

Originally Posted by Sir Rob A Lot

Lol. If a girl has a man...I just shrug it off man. Too many girls out here to be wasting your time tryna "steal" another man's girl.

Karma is a B.

this.
on to the next one

 

[still1rise]

"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought I was hitting on you. I was just being nice."

"Well it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Only One?"

"What do you mean, I have not asked you out yet."

"Yeah... he actually sent me to test you...judging by those eyes you failed, but... I can be bought."

"Its ok I wont hold it against you."

"Its a good thing, cause I dont think you could handle a challenge like me."

"Well the fact that you assumed that I was hitting on you sounds pretty arrogant and too over confident and those are two qualities that I def do not look for in a girl."

 

[still1rise]

"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought I was hitting on you. I was just being nice."

"Well it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Only One?"

"What do you mean, I have not asked you out yet."

"Yeah... he actually sent me to test you...judging by those eyes you failed, but... I can be bought."

"Its ok I wont hold it against you."

"Its a good thing, cause I dont think you could handle a challenge like me."

"Well the fact that you assumed that I was hitting on you sounds pretty arrogant and too over confident and those are two qualities that I def do not look for in a girl."

 

[bkroc915]

"I have a boyfriend"

"me too, bill come here a second"
introduce your boyfriend and get outta there

 

[bkroc915]

"I have a boyfriend"

"me too, bill come here a second"
introduce your boyfriend and get outta there

 

[heartofthacity]

I haven't read the thread, so this may have been used.

"I have a boyfriend"

"..and I have a *%*!, open wide !+$!+"

 

[heartofthacity]

I haven't read the thread, so this may have been used.

"I have a boyfriend"

"..and I have a *%*!, open wide !+$!+"

 

[pltcsasusual]

imma try some of these for the hell of it.. Before I started respecting relationships in highschool I. Used to be like oh that N died sorry you had to be the last to here about it.. My condolences u need a shoulder to cry on.. Worked one time some chick was like
My boyfriend is half as funny as you..

 

[pltcsasusual]

imma try some of these for the hell of it.. Before I started respecting relationships in highschool I. Used to be like oh that N died sorry you had to be the last to here about it.. My condolences u need a shoulder to cry on.. Worked one time some chick was like
My boyfriend is half as funny as you..

 

[goldmember]

That Goldfish line is classic one

 

[goldmember]

That Goldfish line is classic one

 

[heartofthacity]

Originally Posted by PltcsAsUsual

imma try some of these for the hell of it.. Before I started respecting relationships in highschool I. Used to be like oh that N died sorry you had to be the last to here about it.. My condolences u need a shoulder to cry on.. Worked one time some chick was like
My boyfriend is half as funny as you..

LMFAOO
I NEED to try this
I predict a 1% Success rate and 99% stank face/rejection combo

 

[heartofthacity]

Originally Posted by PltcsAsUsual

imma try some of these for the hell of it.. Before I started respecting relationships in highschool I. Used to be like oh that N died sorry you had to be the last to here about it.. My condolences u need a shoulder to cry on.. Worked one time some chick was like
My boyfriend is half as funny as you..

LMFAOO
I NEED to try this
I predict a 1% Success rate and 99% stank face/rejection combo

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought I was hitting on you. I was just being nice."

"Well it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Only One?"

"What do you mean, I have not asked you out yet."

"Yeah... he actually sent me to test you...judging by those eyes you failed, but... I can be bought."

"Its ok I wont hold it against you."

"Its a good thing, cause I dont think you could handle a challenge like me."

"Well the fact that you assumed that I was hitting on you sounds pretty arrogant and too over confident and those are two qualities that I def do not look for in a girl."

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought I was hitting on you. I was just being nice."

"Well it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Only One?"

"What do you mean, I have not asked you out yet."

"Yeah... he actually sent me to test you...judging by those eyes you failed, but... I can be bought."

"Its ok I wont hold it against you."

"Its a good thing, cause I dont think you could handle a challenge like me."

"Well the fact that you assumed that I was hitting on you sounds pretty arrogant and too over confident and those are two qualities that I def do not look for in a girl."

 

[steve cash]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

So...is he treating you right?

idk why but

 

[steve cash]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

So...is he treating you right?

idk why but

 

[mf doomer]

Oh I have about 5 girl-friends, why don't you catch up?

 

[mf doomer]

Oh I have about 5 girl-friends, why don't you catch up?

 

[gottabdashoes]

Corny lines... how old are most of you?

 

[gottabdashoes]

Corny lines... how old are most of you?

 

[gottabdashoes]

Go Bears.

 

[gottabdashoes]

Go Bears.

 

[alex23]

"How long you had that problem?" 

 

[alex23]

"How long you had that problem?"