I got a smart lapdance

[sifupooh]

Shorty told me how to refinance the house at a lower rate and suggested that i rebalance the equity portfolio.

I THINK IM IN LOVE

 

[harlemtothebronx]

*scratches head*

 

[reeeem0]

this guyyyyyy................

 

[jamergrady]

Wait......what?

 

[snake201]

 

[lawinnn]

hahah that's great. She's probably paying for college.

 

[guillermo gutierez]

since she's so smart......after the lapdance u shoulda had her give u some knowledge.

 

[airfreshazn]

Lol

 

[sifupooh]

Originally Posted by lawinnn

hahah that's great. She's probably paying for college.

shes been out of college for 7 years.... lovey dovey drunk off the bubbly

 

[face82]

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

Originally Posted by jamergrady

Wait......what?

 

[face82]

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

since she's so smart......after the lapdance u shoulda had her give u some knowledge.

 

[potus2028]

Did she tell you paying 4 blue balls is a poor investment?

 

[pr0phecy718]

i thought you had something else

 

[703 hwy]

Did you have to pay extra for her financial advice?

 

[pinoypi]

alrite...

 

[sifupooh]

Originally Posted by 703 Hwy

Did you have to pay extra for her financial advice?

she advised me to refrain from my tongue caressing her left breast as it tasted like make up. I assume the spherical flesh juxtaposed to the leftbreast shared the same characteristics in flavor.

 

[guillermo gutierez]

she advised me to refrain from my tongue caressing her left breast as it tasted like make up.
so, she KNEW her breast tasted like makeup? either......
1. she puts makeup on her breast
2. she tasted her own breast

3. a girl with lipstick tasted her breast earlier

4. you are joking

 

[DonRafa]

Hahaha. Mad ramdom!

How are you gong to be discussing finances while getting a lap dance though?!?! How did that come up?

 

[talibantaji]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

 

[dearwinter219]

I know I couldn't stay hard AND talk about the Econ simultaneously,. Picture that, "You like that don'tya...yeah...uhh...yeah...whoooo.........holy @#+$ the dow dropped 800 points?!?!?!"

 

[rafool]

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

since she's so smart......after the lapdance u shoulda had her give u some knowledge.

 

[sifupooh]

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

I know I couldn't stay hard AND talk about the Econ simultaneously,. Picture that, "You like that don't ya...yeah...uhh...yeah...whoooo.........holy @#+$ the dow dropped 800 points?!?!?!"

acutally on fridays trading session she was aware that within the first five minutes the dow as down 700 and change, she also suggested changingthe ticker symbol to d o w n. but i digress, i did stay hard, triple pause, she even thought that the markets when viewed from a historical lense never reallymoved because of a g7 or g8 meeting in the past 25 years. shorty was on point.

 

[sneakermessiah]

some of yall don't get it, watch chris rock's first hbo comedy special. He talks about strippers saying they strip to pay their way through college,but he has never received a smart lapdance.

 

[czur1127]

Originally Posted by potus2028

Did she tell you paying 4 blue balls is a poor investment?