I Present to You... the Worst Jordan of the Year... the Jordan 5 Plaid

[slaughterx]

Luckily a kids release but... come on!

Kid's Air Jordan 5 "Plaid" Release Date | SneakerNews.com

Currently in its 33rd year on the market, the Air Jordan 5 is set to release in one of its wackiest outfits yet come late October. Exclusive to kids, a plaid take on Michael Jordan’s fifth signature model recently surfaced, further expanding the sneaker’s off-court legacy. Lifestyle-focused...

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[PremioBinSoleFlyUnion]

Unbelievable. No kids around my way would wear those. Is Plaid even in right now? They have made some nice GS Vs but not these. Who’s green lighting these ideas?

 

[lazybread]

Is Plaid even in right now?

I see a lot of kids wearing plaid pajama pants to school. It looks terrible but I guess these will go with them.

 

[youngpablo]

Slap a supreme on those and watch da turn....

 

[headdetective]

Nothin can save those.

They waste materials and money on releases like these instead of just droppin real heat.

Goofy

 

[Avalon Kicks]

They doing this instead of a grape re-retro? They’d probably make the cut goofy anyway..

 

[3900stabler]

These ain't the worst. I do recall there was cotton candy inspired air force jordan that came out. That was pretty brutal.

 

[slaughterx]

What is an air force Jordan?

 

[Davey Magoo]

Somebody should be fired for this.

 

[da hen]

Jordan 8 lows, brown and pink a few years back.

Damn son.

 

[brian8598]

Reminds me of those Craig Sager 1's

 

[Nelson C]

These are beyond horrible, I hate knowing that they exist. If you see a kid wearing these, call CPS.

 

[ill4eva]

They’re not meant for us, so I decided to ask the targeted demographic for whom the shoes are made for. I can confirm that my 12 year old daughter also thinks they’re gross. Lol

 

[5o'clockShadowBoxer]

Move this to the Fools Wildin thread

 

[ALNotSure]

I now got a headache

 

[therealest1]

This actually isn't a bad thing this thread was created for these crappy shoes because most of these posts regarding this crap has been fun and funny to read based on the all the justifiable flak that's been posted.

I don't know how I should feel about this crap between or .


These make me think "F them kids." is a real thing with Michael Jordan & Jordan Brand.

 

[sooperhooper]

They really desperate for ideas

 

[doublemesh96]

They really desperate for ideas

The brand has gone to hell. Luckily they can’t erase ogs even though they try their hardest to

 

[shikaka]

These make me think of Andre 3000

 

[Kierris]

Perfect gift to give to the step children you don't like.

 

[$tacy]

A zip tie and black text that say ugly on the sole they would fly off the shelves

 

[Sunzi]

Would rock with a houndstooth blazer and red check flannel. Just putting it out there. Weirdly, and I'm by no means fashionable, I like the challenge of putting a fit together for a brick. Got a couple of the proverbial bricks of recent times like those Archaeo 3s, which I really like.

 

[jacksodk]

I think that's the point. Kinda like the ugly Christmas sweater theme. Kids are so different these days, they mix match clothes all the time. These are meant for the people who want to be different and have that different unique style. I'm in education so I see crazy clothing all the time. Put this with the right fit (black out would be my only way) and these would be alright.

 

[slaughterx]

Nah

 

[dannyarcher]

Somebody should be fired for this.

Sometimes it feels like people at JB are having a competition to see who can design the ugliest shoe and get it approved