Jenna Jameson Gives Birth to Twins

Originally Posted by RizingPhenix

not feeling too welcome @ nketlk
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i kinda knew what you were shooting for. maybe it would have gone over a little better if you went with a picture like this...

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or this...

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Originally Posted by His diabolical Majesty

One of the biggest names in MMA and one of the biggest names in porn, I wonder how these kids turn out? Watch em turn out to be the most normal people ever.

seriously though, tito's gonna be teachin these kids how to destroy other kids at school, and cant forget uncle rampage
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Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Originally Posted by SickWitIt

Originally Posted by AC4Three


I'm not even going to say anything..
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you never say anything. All your posts are usually 3 words long.
I know!!!!

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I noticed it too. No opinions or anything. No personality, its likehe a bot
 
Damn this was a funny thread. I have a serious question though. NT medical/STD experts can weigh in. Can children be born with STD's? Or like if she hasthe herp (surely she does) and when them kids faces slid past her "lips" on their way out....does that mean they already have the herp smeared allover their faces when only seconds old?

Oh yeah....

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I wonder how Ortiz feels about sticking his thing in what feels like a jar of vaseline for the rest of his life.
 
Is it me or does she look like a duck...word to ducktales...

On another note, no doubt her delivery was smooth considering how loose it must be...hell she could prolly passage a certain NKTKer's ol' IndianaJones, crystal skull head, through that vajajay with no problem...
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i feel sorry for the kids...they are gonna be so pissed @ their mom when they grow up...
 
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i feel sorry 4 the kids...

imagine their childhood....
'my dad said he saw your mom naked'
'my dad wants to meet your mom'
'my dad says he used to wh**k off to your mom'
 
Originally Posted by nYcHipHopHippo

Originally Posted by eastnewyork80

wow, homies will get jokes on forever
the thing is that it doesn't matter cuz dudes are gunna have those tito ortiz genes and just knock people out
Not even that will save them. !$##%@ will be on a stretcher after the $%* beating like Ive seen your mom all over the internet or some #%#!
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.Ill check back when they turn 13
 
It will only be a matter of time before the home footage of the delivery surfaces on the internet with DJ Unk's "Walk It Out" being played on thebackground.

I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be scarred for life when their friends show them vids of how their mom got down.
 
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