Jenna Jameson Gives Birth to Twins

[enyceking]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I wonder how Ortiz feels about sticking his thing in what feels like a jar of vaseline for the rest of his life.

 

[roll 22]

Originally Posted by stoneyjax

Originally Posted by Grizzly Hebert

Big deal. She's definitely had more than two dudes in her at once before.

 

[retrorod45]

just wait until they start watching flicks smh..'Dude is thisMom"

 

[da doc03]

Originally Posted by dyyhard

heard the birth was filmed in widescreen.

 

[drock2010]

So is she retiring from the "business"

 

[noneofyours25]

Eva Angelina just recently had a kid ---- that broke my heart when I found out

 

[eight2one]

theyll have interesting childhoods.

 

[bjj prodigy]

Jenna Jameson was the only one in the world who could give birth to tito ortiz's kids

 

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by wj4

It will only be a matter of time before the home footage of the delivery surfaces on the internet with DJ Unk's "Walk It Out" being played on the background.

I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be scarred for life when their friends show them vids of how their mom got down.

yeah, ok. this thread is hilarioussssss

please.

Originally Posted by copped

Originally Posted by AK Nako

Not a single funny response in this thread.

late night's lost their swagger.

**** here

alright the mental image of infants walking it out at her vaginal opening kinda made me chuckle

 

[crumbs]

...damn there going to jack it to their moms one day....

 

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by Crumbs

...damn there going to jack it to their moms one day....

Do you watch 70s and 80s flicks?

No?

Hmm. So how likely do you think that is then?

 

[DownByLaw]

Originally Posted by kash55

Generic loose vagina joke.

 

[s0lefunk]

Originally Posted by Be4Chst

i feel sorry for the kids...they are gonna be so pissed @ their mom when they grow up...

They gonna be soundin like Dante from Clerks 1 "Why'd you suck those _s?"

 

[arqangel6]

I can just imagine how uncomfortable Parent day is going to be for those kids when they're in school.

"So kids .... uh .... who does .... er .... what does your mommy do?"

 

[stokesey]

This is the funniest thread EVER!!!

 

[parada45]

Yall dudes are killing here

Jokes are hilarious

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Her joint is like a wizard's Choppa's blazer sleeve

 

[ps2child]

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by TheSouthside

Them %+$! prolly came out smoother than the Octomoms

damn. i wanted to be the first to make a joke about that

first thing i thought of

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Her joint is like a wizard's Choppa's blazer sleeve

 

[freddypee]

Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN

Originally Posted by kash55

Generic loose vagina joke.

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Her joint is like a wizard's Choppa's blazer sleeve

 

[drupefiasco]

Wow these r the first dudes to ever come out of her

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Her joint is like a wizard's Choppa's blazer sleeve

 

[elpablo21]

I slept on this thread

 

[jawnyquest]