[:: LAKERS 2014 THREAD | POLL: Who Should Coach Next Year? ::]

[darthska]

 
I don't get why people say he doesn't pass. 

*insert his place on the all time passing list*

*insert stat about finals assist numbers*

*insert stat comparing his assist numbers to Jordan*

*and Lebron*

And all that as a SHOOTING GUARD, which means it's not his jobe to pass. Just shoot. Only PGs pass.

So many millions of people knock him for not passing, and they're all terribly misinformed.

He's addicted to passing.

Bugs me that so many people continue nailing him to this lame reputation, that he clearly hasn't earned.

 bruh you cant be serious

he takes 20 shots per game and only averages like 5 assists

THATS FOUR TIMES AS MANY SHOT ATTEMPTS!

stop blindly defending your boy, just admit that he is a ballhog

I repeat: SHOOTING guard.

Do you knock your mechanic for delivering your mail wrong?

It's his one and only job to shoot. Everything else is just gravy.

Honestly, I wish he would shoot more. Lefthanded. Double teamed. Triple teamed. Quintuple teamed. Shoot, shoot, shoot.

It's the centers job to dunk and rebound... and nothing else. Honestly, they should never pass, either.

PGs? They should only pass. Only.

I'm all about positions only doing what they're supposed to.

Kobe is a SG. The fact that he's so high on the assist list only shows how great he is, and I wish he were lower, because he's not doing his jobe as a SG when he's dropping the ball off to *insert crappy Lakers here*

 

[grandtheftbike]

stop posting ska. mods need to stick to moderating


dont ban me

 

[kal-el-8]

 
I repeat: SHOOTING guard.

Do you knock your mechanic for delivering your mail wrong?

It's his one and only job to shoot. Everything else is just gravy.

Honestly, I wish he would shoot more. Lefthanded. Double teamed. Triple teamed. Quintuple teamed. Shoot, shoot, shoot.

It's the centers job to dunk and rebound... and nothing else. Honestly, they should never pass, either.

PGs? They should only pass. Only.

I'm all about positions only doing what they're supposed to.

Kobe is a SG. The fact that he's so high on the assist list only shows how great he is, and I wish he were lower, because he's not doing his jobe as a SG when he's dropping the ball off to *insert crappy Lakers here*

i hate you're sarcasm.

 

[darthska]

stop posting ska. mods need to stick to moderating


dont ban me

PLOT TWIST!

Actually, good point. If I'm stressing that people should only be locked into the job they're supposed to do, then I really shouldn't even be chopping it up so much.

Because clearly that's not my job.

Thank you sir.

 

[grandtheftbike]

no keep posting. you need to be top 4 before this year ends

 

[kal-el-8]

what have you done @grandtheftbike

 

[yeezusdisciple]

Kobe didn't need to pass. I rather watch oh beautiful stroke than Steve Blake weird nesd

 

[sea manup]

a guards job is to pass the ball to the most efficient scorer

think about it, would you rather watch some guy shoot 44% OR would you rather have him pass the ball to someone that shoots 50%

kobe is not doing his job as a basketball player, if it was up to me kobe would have 0 shot attempts and 35 assists per game while shaq averages 97 points per game

back in my day bill russell and bob cousy won the championship literally every year, and how did they do it? BY PASSING THE BALL

we need to get back to the golden age of basketball 

 

[darthska]

A shooting guard with no shot attempts sounds about as exciting as porn w/ no sex. 

 

[yeezusdisciple]

a guards job is to pass the ball to the most efficient scorer

think about it, would you rather watch some guy shoot 44% OR would you rather have him pass the ball to someone that shoots 50%

kobe is not doing his job as a basketball player, if it was up to me kobe would have 0 shot attempts and 35 assists per game while shaq averages 97 points per game

back in my day bill russell and bob cousy won the championship literally every year, and how did they do it? BY PASSING THE BALL

we need to get back to the golden age of basketball 

This is the golden age b

 

[sea manup]

 
A shooting guard with no shot attempts sounds about as exciting as porn w/ no sex. 

when i was growing up all we had for porn was black and white pictures 

 

[yeezusdisciple]

I remember fapping to pictures on the psp. But let's get back to basketball since we have so many good role players in sure we can get a good trade this year and hopefully improve our chances at a ring

 

[grandtheftbike]

 
A shooting guard with no shot attempts sounds about as exciting as porn w/ no sex. 

when i was growing up all we had for porn was black and white pictures 

when i was growing up all we had for porn were cave drawings

 

[essential1]

What ever this conversation is I hate it.

 

[kingjaffejo]

So this is what happens when there are too many days in between games....ill check back in later

 

[had pants]

So Kobe's dunking now..

 

[darthska]

[quote name="Essential1"]What ever this conversation is I hate it.[/quote]Damn, you do a much better CP than me. More emoticons next time, though.

 

[CP1708]

I would never split what and ever tho.

And no comma after conversation?


Naw, that wasn't me he was emulating, somebody else.


And I don't think I've ever said I hate it on NT, if we're nitpicking.


6/10 for effort? :\

 

[essential1]

[quote name="Essential1"]What ever this conversation is I hate it.

Damn, you do a much better CP than me. More emoticons next time, though.[/quote]

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[essential1]

I would never split what and ever tho.

And no comma after conversation?


Naw, that wasn't me he was emulating, somebody else.


And I don't think I've ever said I hate it on NT, if we're nitpicking.


6/10 for effort? :\

Technically the comma would follow is...

Whatever this conversation is, I hate it


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[CP1708]

True, I should have quoted so I could look, I was typing off the top of my head and conversation was the keyword I was thinkin of.

 

[darthska]

The refs convened, and changed the previous call.

That was a terrible CP.

But an excellent zodogg.

 

[CP1708]

I can't remember many of Zo's posts to be honest. I know most of them were in caps, and said Die 24 a lot, and things like that, but style wise, I don't remember much about his posting.

I know I cussed a lot at him when he posted tho. He was anti Laker and anit Cubs in the absolute most obnoxious way, if he would have been a Jets fan as well, I'd have to fly to Arizona and murder him out of sheer principal.

 

[senorroboto2k5]

I just remember him wishing injury, harm and death on Kobe and probably other Lakers, like a lowlife.

 

[CP1708]

And he made a bunch of nicknames for guys he hated. I remember that.