Last Time You Crapped Yourself? Vol.Mudbutt

[af1 1982]

Mines a pissing story. 

In pre-school, it was recess time. I told my teacher I had to go to the bathroom and she told me to wait until recess was over. Well at that age, you don't wait to go potty. You just do it. So I went over to the fence by myself, started crying and started to let it flow. Teacher runs over and starts carrying me to the bathroom. All the while, I'm pissing on her chest. 

Fast forward a week later, it was recess time again. I had to go again so I tell the same teacher and she told me to hold it. She wanted to teach me a lesson. Bish didn't learn from the last time. So I went over to my spot. I saw the green grass turning yellow because of the last time. I started crying again and just pissed myself. My mom had to come in to take me home because the teachers had enough. Man she was pissed.

 

[Deleted member 87369]

I did it today I've been sick and was laying down with my girl and farted. As soon as I farted, I felt the squishiness and knew what I had done smh so embarrassing

 

[thadocta]

I have a pissing story too. I was in 1st grade and i wasnt the est behaved kid so the teacher didnt give in to my demands to go to the bathroom especiallysince it was almost the end of the day so i just sat in my seat and peed and we had those chairs that were kinda deep so it filled up with piss then overflowed onto the floor and no one noticed so i just sat there till the bell rang and i left my water bottle there so she might think it was water i spilled and i just left

 

[JCMojica24]

I have a friend who craps himself in his sleep. One time he crapped in his cousins bed while he was asleep and just turned the mattress over and left it there for his cousin to find. The second time which was in 2011 I believe he crapped himself in his sleep, woke his mom up and she helped him clean it up....he is 29 btw

 

[lobotomybeats]

I have a friend who craps himself in his sleep. One time he crapped in his cousins bed while he was asleep and just turned the mattress over and left it there for his cousin to find. The second time which was in 2011 I believe he crapped himself in his sleep, woke his mom up and she helped him clean it up....he is 29 btw

Jesus. How does your friend sleep in a helmet?

 

[erickm713]

At the gym I turtled by accident.

My stomach has been growling all day but I didn't think much of it so when it came time to do leg presses I was mid way through my set when I let out a mean *** fart and as soon as it was over I knew what had just happened so I picked my stuff up and walked right out the gym and went home.

I didn't crap myself but it was too close of a call.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

About last year.

Went to sleep sick, woke up with a wet turd on my boxers.

 

[stunnafasho03]

 @ this thread

 

[law3001]

I just did it a few minutes ago. SMH i've been having the guts something terrible and it got the better of me. I cleaned up, tossed them draws in the garbage and keep it moving

Last time i did that though i made the mistake of putting that **** in the laundry . My wife hit me with the DL Hughley tip" Ewww what the ##%$ is this?!" |I

 

[i just got lucky]

Mines a pissing story. 


In pre-school, it was recess time. I told my teacher I had to go to the bathroom and she told me to wait until recess was over. Well at that age, you don't wait to go potty. You just do it. So I went over to the fence by myself, started crying and started to let it flow. Teacher runs over and starts carrying me to the bathroom. All the while, I'm pissing on her chest. 

Fast forward a week later, it was recess time again. I had to go again so I tell the same teacher and she told me to hold it. She wanted to teach me a lesson. Bish didn't learn from the last time. So I went over to my spot. I saw the green grass turning yellow because of the last time. I started crying again and just pissed myself. My mom had to come in to take me home because the teachers had enough. Man she was pissed.

LMAO.

I went to a catholic school for elementary and i remember this dude who does the same thing, except he does it inside the class room. This dude would sit at the corner away from everybody and just let it all go. :x

 

[tr1ll]

I just did it a few minutes ago. SMH i've been having the guts something terrible and it got the better of me. I cleaned up, tossed them draws in the garbage and keep it moving

Last time i did that though i made the mistake of putting that **** in the laundry . My wife hit me with the DL Hughley tip" Ewww what the ##%$ is this?!" |I

Son..

 

[af1 1982]

The last time was vicious.
I was in DC visiting some family. My pops decided that it would be a good idea to head over to this lobster shack 20 minutes away from the crib. We are taking this drive in rush hour traffic mind you. So during the drive to the shack I'm taking a nap, and when finally we get to the restaurant I order some of the best lobster I've ever had in my life. I'm eating it up. I'm feeling the spices and getting that butter in the mix. Finally I finish eating and I feel my stomach bothering me. This is normal for me, and I have no idea why restaurant food hurts my stomach, but it does. I decide to drop a duece before we leave. I do the deed, and I'm feeling confident that I'll make it back.
I get in the car. My dad is driving, my grandma is in the passenger seat, and I'm in the backseat sitting next to my sister and my friend. I was feeling kind of tight. My sister and I get into an argument, and then all of a sudden my stomach starts hurting again. I start panicing. B.M.F comes on the radio, and every Lex Luger bass drop is getting to me. I start screaming at my dad to drive faster. I'm pushing my sister to give me more room. I'm screaming at everyone in the car. Eventually my dad is going to fast that my grandma starts to panic and tells him to slow down. I TELL HIM NO. DON'T SLOW DOWN. I start feeling myself, and I start rapping with Rick Ross. Every "HUH" he says I say with him. Every time he says he's big meech, I say I'm Larry Hoover. The AC was on, and I was sweating too hard. At this point everyone is crying of laughter except my grandma because she is terrified. My Dad mocks me by looking back in the rearview mirror and crying of laughter. I couldn't believe it. We pull up like 2 blocks from the house and it was over. I tell them that it's too late. It's over. I let out the hugest sighs of my life. I had to sit in my **** for 2 blocks, and the walk over to the door you best believe I had my cheeks clenched. That shower was too degrading.

As I read this, I imagined dude chilling in the back seat of the car sweating bullets and rocking back and forth. He's thinking to himself, I really have to take a dump but I'll sing BMF just to pass the time. 

 

[Betonblck]

johnnym215

Really. You a fool man.

 

[chris82790]

This thread delivers

 

[unknwn]

Never... not yet at least

 

[theboxstacker]

Yuck, you guys need better control. Only once as an adult like 10 years ago. I had food poisoning and was throwing up at the same time. Food poisoning is no joke, I ain't even know it was possible to throw up and diarrhea at the same time.

Basically the same here, except I was in the whip



















On the highway.

 

[SoleByThePound]

This thread delivers

Indeed, most would say at the wrong time too.

 

[jbpkickz]

i was at work once and i had to piss something fierce, i had on linen pants btw, so i run to the bathroom whip it out and proceed to piss , for some reason i was rushing and i out my penis back in my pants.....while i was still pissing :x , my entire legs were soaked with dank *** piss, spent the next 10 minutes trying to dry linen, eventually jus gave up[ and splashed water on my self like in 3rd grade, lied and said the sink splashed me

 

[Velle47]

 

[gatzbygordon]

my girl told me this story the other day..thought id share.

when my girl was 6 or so she was playing at a friends house down the street from her house

she was too busy playing to stop and take a poop and especially at her friends house..

she starts heading home and cant hold it any longer, she had been holding it long enough already..

she poops herself and is terrified to go home...her favorite pink overalls are now ruined and she knows her mom is gonna whoop that behind when she gets home..

she steps inside and thinks she in the clear...then her mom comes from another room and catches a glimpse of this big brown lumpy stain on her butt..

she lost it and her first reaction was to spank her and when she did that, a bunch of it came out of the sides and ran down her leg..

 

[cash money 1999]

i was at my pops complex and decided to go out for a jog , about two blocks from his complex theres a beautiful neighborhood

and with amazing scenery and million dollar homes etc , i had eaten philly steak hot pockets and chocolate milk for breakfast

and went to the convenient store by his complex to grab some microwavable jamaican patties...this was a storm brewing.

up until that day i had been eating relatively well , i was turning a new pagewith my eating habbits  but my dad only keeps junk food in his house

and jamaican patties where the only thing edible in that convenient store....i feel real crappy about myself so i tell myself im gonna go

out for a jog , it is after all a nice neighborhood.....it was a monday that i believe was a holiday ,couldnt tell you for sure which.....i start

jogging and i get cramp around my bladder , i have to stop because the pain is too much , at this point i have to weigh out my options

im about a mile away from the convenient store/apartment , and about 3  blocks away from a park ....i tell myself imma gonna rough it out

and start heading towards the park to get to the public bathroom , the pain because to much so i see this house....BEAUTIFUL HOME with

huge trees and no cars i get behind one of the trees and unload about half the clip all over a lawn gnome .....it looked like it had been dipped 

in chocolate fondue bruh......next thing u know a car pulls up but doesnt notice , but i wasnt sure so i just fled the scene knowing i had bought

a few minutes with that little predump .....i cramp up again 20 feet before i get to the restroom and i just drop to my knees in real tears , i  man

up and just run towards the bathroom only to realize that its a holiday and public park bathrooms are closed -____- i see a elementary school

infront of the park and realized theres nobody in school , might aswell  jump the fence and take a doo doo by the portables , i jump the fence

but didnt make it as far as i thought i would , sweat dripping down my body,tears running down my face i cramp up again and squat by a classroom

and just explosive diarrhea EVERYWHERE , it was a bloody mess yall ...i was wearing my favorite shorts so i glance at the door of the classroom

and see classwork taped to the door...papers that read "when i grow up i wanna be" i grabbed one and just started wiping , when i was done i just glanced

and all i saw was "my name is sammy when i grow up i wanna be a basketball player so i can take care of my brothers and my family" with a massacre of

doo doo all over it , smh yall

 

[ksteezy]

this thread is disgusting b



ill join in, i had my grandma wipe my *** up until i was about 11.

#boss

 

[sreggie101]

this thread is epic. quality lulz. posting for later at work.


only time i **** myself was in nursery. i remember the teacher/monitor cleaning me off and apparently i had mudbutt and the runs and it was all over my reeboks. didn't know it was me tho. since then as much as i can remember, i've at most crowned or got sweaty butt aka swass.

the dump is sacred to me. def need to be in a isloated environment. i never go in public. ever.

 

[ksteezy]

did you just say "crowned"

son the visual :x

 

[onewearz]

this thread is disgusting b



ill join in, i had my grandma wipe my *** up until i was about 11.

#boss

u gotta be kidding right , did u breastfeed till junior high ?